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Looking through your window to glimpse your beauty,

Sneak a peek at that fantastic booty,

That flawless skin, that hair so rose,

How I love that scanty pose,

A smile to melt the hearts of men,

Must I fall again and again,

Even though we have not met,

You are mine, my sweet Colette.

 

 

Yes, I am a little obsessed.

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Looking through your window to glimpse your beauty,

Sneak a peek at that fantastic booty,

That flawless skin, that hair so rose,

How I love that scanty pose,

A smile to melt the hearts of men,

Must I fall again and again,

Even though we have not met,

You are mine, my sweet Colette.

 

 

Yes, I am a little obsessed.

 

Don't blame ya! ;)

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Where have all the poems gone?

Long time passing

Where has all the culture gone?

I really miss it so.

 

We would have to ask zFiend that,

he really is a cad,

De-railing almost every thread,

and being a filthy resser.

 

 

 

(yes I know that last bit didn't flow or rhyme, but it needed to be addressed)

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Mhm, delicious Resser tears.

 

I'm surprised Dirial isn't channeling his inner Mei Feng right now. 

 

Oh, I'm channeling. I'm spitting fire, and bending metal, and

 

Where is Aaron, that oppressor?

 

I'm going to kick his butt! You guys told me he is a good target for that. Nothing can go wrong....

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I used to like liking

Now my likes are gone

I would give everything

to get another, just one.

Likes are like high fives,

we all love to receive,

except maybe from zFiend,

as all the flies get in the way and clog up your nose and buzz annoyingly around your eyes, and you have to get the Raid out of the cupboard, but its fallen down that annoying gap at the back....

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*kicks a cat*

 

Outrageous! I have 6 cats. REVENGE WILL BE MINE!

 

*Kicks a flock of sheep*

 

 

Its nothing personal zFiend.  I am sure you are a really likeable person.

 

However you are a filthy resser and..

 

no, it is personal.

 

;)

 

I hear ya! Filthy Ressers... Wait... a good 30% of my faction are Undead. *shuts up and walks away whistling*

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