MasterDisaster Posted March 4, 2015 Author Report Share Posted March 4, 2015 Ressers, ressers, why do you smell so bad? standing downwind, it makes me sad. But ho, here comes Lady J! she will take the smell away. Ressers, ressers, why do you shamble? moan and groan, lurch and ramble? Lack of will, and personal hygiene, and quite possibly....a spleen Ressers, ressers, your faults I could list. Even more than an arcanist. At least Neverborn have style. And gremlins are cooler by a mile. You had my me all the way but lost me at the final line. Gremlins... yuck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted March 4, 2015 Report Share Posted March 4, 2015 You had my me all the way but lost me at the final line. Gremlins... yuck! I just read it as Guild. Purposeful Misinterpretation is a great ability. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted March 4, 2015 Report Share Posted March 4, 2015 Well, everyone knows Guild are the benchmark for what is best in Malifaux. Words cannot portray my love. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted March 4, 2015 Report Share Posted March 4, 2015 Absolution from now on we are enemies. You and I. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted March 4, 2015 Report Share Posted March 4, 2015 You mean...we were friends? *confused* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted March 4, 2015 Report Share Posted March 4, 2015 You mean...we were friends? *confused* After your poems. We were never friends! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted March 4, 2015 Report Share Posted March 4, 2015 MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAA *smooths moustache and grins* 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted March 4, 2015 Report Share Posted March 4, 2015 Well, everyone knows Guild are the benchmark for what is best in Malifaux. Words cannot portray my love. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterDisaster Posted March 4, 2015 Author Report Share Posted March 4, 2015 MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAA *smooths moustache and grins* *tips hat* Nicely played sir! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted March 4, 2015 Report Share Posted March 4, 2015 And so it begins, may the best one win Absoltuion Black, with his Guild so brave, or zFiend, with the undead and knave Who would win such a bout? We might never find out... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted March 4, 2015 Report Share Posted March 4, 2015 And so it begins, may the best one win Absoltuion Black, with his Guild so brave, or zFiend, with the undead and knave Who would win such a bout? We might never find out... it would be me. I wouldn't have to keep stopping to sew bits back on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted March 4, 2015 Report Share Posted March 4, 2015 You want a friggin' love poem? I shall grant you one that shall last throughout the ages of time. Who is that voluptuous figure, That makes my skin prickle, Who is that beauty, That makes my stomach tickle, The undying stare of her eyes, Cleanses my soul as if the sky cries, The raindrops that fall on her head, Finally allow my heart to rest. BOOM! Also that brings me to another poem.. If my girlfriend should ever about this hear, The mark of another woman I will gladly wear, It will be easier to live with that blame, Than to explain, That this was about, A bald, dead, fat hooker, in a tabletop game. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted March 4, 2015 Report Share Posted March 4, 2015 You worry me zFiend. Only a little though. Not nearly enough to care. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterDisaster Posted March 4, 2015 Author Report Share Posted March 4, 2015 And so it begins, may the best one win Absoltuion Black, with his Guild so brave, or zFiend, with the undead and knave Who would win such a bout? We might never find out... Oh we will find out.. TOO VASSAL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted March 4, 2015 Report Share Posted March 4, 2015 Oh we will find out.. TOO VASSAL! oh, if we are talking about ACTUALLY playing the game...zFiend would win. But if we are talking about who would look cooler playing it...Why, ladies..form a queue *grins* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted March 4, 2015 Report Share Posted March 4, 2015 But if we are talking about who would look cooler playing it...Why, ladies..form a queue *grins* Well thank you for forming the queue for me as well. You can have the sheep clothed ones though, I'm not a complete d***. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted March 4, 2015 Report Share Posted March 4, 2015 Have you just de-railed the poetry thread now? I say you, as clearly I am above blame. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted March 4, 2015 Report Share Posted March 4, 2015 Oh we will find out.. TOO VASSAL! Who needs Vassal? A poem battle would do, too. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted March 4, 2015 Report Share Posted March 4, 2015 Have you just de-railed the poetry thread now? I say you, as clearly I am above blame. Well hot diggity, I believe I have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted March 4, 2015 Report Share Posted March 4, 2015 DANCE OFF!!! *goes all Travolta, followed by Michael Jackson, and finish with Taylor Swift* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterDisaster Posted March 4, 2015 Author Report Share Posted March 4, 2015 oh, if we are talking about ACTUALLY playing the game...zFiend would win. After our last game I seriously doubt zFiend would... He got spanked pretty badly. Who needs Vassal? A poem battle would do, too. I've still got the Dance Off Manifestation Card from last year's BETA. I'm totally busting that out when the Avatars are finalized! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted March 4, 2015 Report Share Posted March 4, 2015 DANCE OFF!!! *goes all Travolta, followed by Michael Jackson, and finish with Taylor Swift* I call this move "The Ragequit". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted March 4, 2015 Report Share Posted March 4, 2015 I've still got the Dance Off Manifestation Card from last year's BETA. I'm totally busting that out when the Avatars are finalized! Oh wow, I forgot that one! Dude, that is epic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted March 4, 2015 Report Share Posted March 4, 2015 sorry, I was distracted..dreaming of Taylor Swift. Its ok though, my wife has said she can be the 'hall pass' if we ever met. I had to concede that she can have Hugh Jackman though. Oh, and I love the Ragequit..It will catch on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted March 4, 2015 Report Share Posted March 4, 2015 Who the hell is Taylor Swift? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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