I was taking exception to the tone of your Private messages, which immediately turned rude after I refused to sell to you, and were written in a hostile manner out of keeping with the friendly and respectful nature of these forums. It seems that this kind of behaviour is not surprising to anyone though, so I'll stop engaging with you.
Chompy has been sold. I wish his new owner many happy hours of gaming with him. Thank you everyone for looking, and all the best.