ravenborne Posted June 13, 2012 Report Share Posted June 13, 2012 I'll start. "Von Schill doesn't earn victory points, victory points earn Von Schill." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgraz Posted June 13, 2012 Report Share Posted June 13, 2012 Marcus only has beasts to use because Von Schill hasn't started hunting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyclonus Posted June 13, 2012 Report Share Posted June 13, 2012 Of the few facts known about Woes, the worst is the horrible truth that everyone is a Woe: The Woe of Not Being Von Schill! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgraz Posted June 13, 2012 Report Share Posted June 13, 2012 LCB is afraid of Von Schill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graeme27uk Posted June 13, 2012 Report Share Posted June 13, 2012 (edited) "Why no avatar of Von Schill you may ask? Simple. The Vatican don't want to Wyrd to create a false god!" "Von Schill doesn't need objectives.... he IS the objective." Lots from... http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/chuck-norris-top-50-facts Edited June 13, 2012 by graeme27uk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruesome Posted June 13, 2012 Report Share Posted June 13, 2012 (edited) Von Schill's Augmented boots do not make him fly up, they make the world of Malifaux move down. Edited June 13, 2012 by Gruesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumb Luck Posted June 13, 2012 Report Share Posted June 13, 2012 Von Schill is not Ophelia LaCroix. Ha! Get it? Good joke! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yosh Posted June 13, 2012 Report Share Posted June 13, 2012 There's no such thing as Victory Points. Just Von Schill Points. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sliver Chocobo Posted June 13, 2012 Report Share Posted June 13, 2012 I thought Lucius was chuck norris? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nilus Posted June 13, 2012 Report Share Posted June 13, 2012 Models with Anethema need to make terrifying checks when they see Von Schill Ortegas wish they had Companion(Von Schill) Von Schill is worth 100 points in Slaughter, but no one has ever managed to claim those points Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Norton Posted June 13, 2012 Report Share Posted June 13, 2012 Version 1.5 of the rules manual reads like this: 1. Announce faction. 2. Flip for scheme. 3. Compare your Von Schill model with opponents. 4. Play game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graeme27uk Posted June 13, 2012 Report Share Posted June 13, 2012 I hear Wyrd's next game is "Von Schill - No one else matters." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumb Luck Posted June 13, 2012 Report Share Posted June 13, 2012 Version 1.5 of the rules manual reads like this: 1. Announce faction. 2. Flip for scheme. 3. Compare your Von Schill model with opponents. 4. Play game. What if you're playing against a Master that can't take Von Schill? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sybaris Posted June 13, 2012 Report Share Posted June 13, 2012 Hulk Hogan based his character on Von Schill Von Schill was actually known as the Techno Viking during his troubled youth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nilus Posted June 13, 2012 Report Share Posted June 13, 2012 What if you're playing against a Master that can't take Von Schill? I am pretty sure you know the answer to that one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchwork Posted June 13, 2012 Report Share Posted June 13, 2012 A connoisseur of fine wines, Von Schill eschews grapes in favor of the fermented tears of his enemies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nilus Posted June 13, 2012 Report Share Posted June 13, 2012 Von Schill is so manly that his Moustache has a Moustache. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchwork Posted June 13, 2012 Report Share Posted June 13, 2012 Unbeknownst to most residents of Malifaux, the Breach is the direct result of Von Schill getting angry at the wind and punching it. ---------- Post added at 02:48 PM ---------- Previous post was at 02:41 PM ---------- A lover of children, come Christmastime, Von Schill dresses up as the Krampus and goes from house to house bouncing the children of Malifaux on his knee. Sadly, few survive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruesome Posted June 13, 2012 Report Share Posted June 13, 2012 Von Schill can win GenCon with Seamus... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ravenborne Posted June 13, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 13, 2012 What if you're playing against a Master that can't take Von Schill? Master's don't take Von Schill, Von Schill chooses to be hired. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorian Posted June 14, 2012 Report Share Posted June 14, 2012 Von Schill can kill jack daw without magic or focus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nilus Posted June 14, 2012 Report Share Posted June 14, 2012 Spirits can not move thru Von Schill Von Schill does not need to be a spirit to move thru models, he just uses his knife No one knows what kinda counter Von Schill drops when he dies because he never has Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Norton Posted June 14, 2012 Report Share Posted June 14, 2012 VonSchill has only 2 speeds; Nimble and Kill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaBreadMen Posted June 14, 2012 Report Share Posted June 14, 2012 Von Schill's attacks don't miss, he just chooses not to kill things right away Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruesome Posted June 14, 2012 Report Share Posted June 14, 2012 Ph'nglui mglw'nafh VonSchill R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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