Hatchethead Posted July 13, 2011 Report Share Posted July 13, 2011 (edited) *Lurching to his feet, he wipes his chin. Heaving his chain hook once, twice, three times above his head, lashing out, he cleaves a swath of tattered stuffing and buttons through the skampering shadows.* *Hammering down with his meat cleaver, he pins a strange peg-leg puppet to the ground. Plucking it from beneath his blade, he pops it in his mouth and chews." Bit dry, but it'll do. *Turns to Hatchet* Use a Bucket next time Hatchet ok? *motions to the bucket full of vomit and the dirty mop* We do try to keep it relatively clean in hear. No promises. *Indicating his festering bulk and general undeadishness.* Gotta be honest, keepin' it clean ain't high on my priority list. Edited July 13, 2011 by Hatchethead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOneWhoFell Posted July 13, 2011 Report Share Posted July 13, 2011 *throws head back and Laughs* I can kill puppets all day... they burn faster than tots *starts snapping fingers laughing as puppets burst into flames; as they run around they catch their comrades on fire, and I laugh louder* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchethead Posted July 13, 2011 Report Share Posted July 13, 2011 Thanks, Fell! *Snagging a burning puppet with a length of chain, he reels it in and stomps it out with his meaty foot. He snatches up the twitching thing and shoves it in his gullet.* Hey! These things cook up nice, like a mesquite BBQ after dinner mint! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karn987 Posted July 13, 2011 Report Share Posted July 13, 2011 (edited) *Lurching to his feet, he wipes his chin. Heaving his chain hook once, twice, three times above his head, lashing out, he cleaves a swath of tattered stuffing and buttons through the skampering shadows.* *Hammering down with his meat cleaver, he pins a strange peg-leg puppet to the ground. Plucking it from beneath his blade, he pops it in his mouth and chews." Bit dry, but it'll do. No promises. *Indicating his festering bulk and general undeadishness.* Gotta be honest, keepin' it clean ain't high on my priority list. *snickers* You should be careful what you eat, they are a lot harder to put down then people give them credit for *winks* *eyes your stomach as it writhes and bulges here and there, the Puppet refusing to stop* You... may want to spit that up. Or... Hmmm *Transpositions the Puppet out of your stomach and replaces it more Candy* *looks you up and down* Well if you can't keep clean maybe you need a bib... *scratches chin* I think I've got an idea..... *wanders off, the Puppets walking back into the shadows though strangely no parts or remains or even ash are left behind as if they took all the pieces with them* Edited July 13, 2011 by karn987 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchethead Posted July 13, 2011 Report Share Posted July 13, 2011 *Slams a fist into his midsection* Settle down in there or you'll pop MY stitches! ... Then Karn'll have a real mess to get worked up over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karn987 Posted July 13, 2011 Report Share Posted July 13, 2011 *Slams a fist into his midsection* Settle down in there or you'll pop MY stitches! ... Then Karn'll have a real mess to get worked up over. *Shudders at the though and turns back, Transpositioning the rest of the Puppets out of your stomach and replacing it with more candy* There.... better hopefully? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchethead Posted July 13, 2011 Report Share Posted July 13, 2011 (edited) Hatch thanks you. *Bows awkwardly.* I reckon it's nap time. *Finds a damp corner and settles his bulk.* Steer clear while I'm out, y'all. I get a little grabby when I'm sleepin'. Grabby and bitey. Edited July 13, 2011 by Hatchethead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edonil Posted July 13, 2011 Report Share Posted July 13, 2011 (Sneaks behind Hatch, places an alarm clock, walks away) RING!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edonil Posted July 13, 2011 Report Share Posted July 13, 2011 (grabs a ten-foot pole and taps the alarm clock) apparently this thing is quieter than advertised...damn cheap manufacture Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sliver Chocobo Posted July 13, 2011 Report Share Posted July 13, 2011 (grabs a ten-foot pole and taps the alarm clock) apparently this thing is quieter than advertised...damn cheap manufacture stop poking me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edonil Posted July 13, 2011 Report Share Posted July 13, 2011 stop poking me! Ah...now this makes sense. I should've used a fuse, that's how we get one of Colette's birds to go off... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted July 13, 2011 Report Share Posted July 13, 2011 #walks into thread, Herbie the Peacekeeper clanking along behind, belching smoke# Hi guys! How are things? Chocobo, I thought i told you to clean Herbie off yesterday after you took him zombie hunting. He was a right state, goo everywhere. Took me half an hour to get some of it off! Still, he seems fine now, don't you pal? #taps Herbie on the armour plate. Herbie growls in response# Hmmm...still a little cranky then. #grabs coffee and pie from the monoliths and sits down in his Guild chair. sees a lump in the corner# Ah, Hatchet slept here last night then. Do we need to wake him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edonil Posted July 13, 2011 Report Share Posted July 13, 2011 I tried, but mistaking Chocobo for an alarm clock didn't help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted July 13, 2011 Report Share Posted July 13, 2011 I tried, but mistaking Chocobo for an alarm clock didn't help. Its easily done, Last week I mistakenly thought chocobo was a toaster.....he wasn't impressed with where i was trying to shove the bread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sliver Chocobo Posted July 13, 2011 Report Share Posted July 13, 2011 Ah...now this makes sense. I should've used a fuse, that's how we get one of Colette's birds to go off... Wait are doing with that fuse *Explodes leaving a small black box behind* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edonil Posted July 13, 2011 Report Share Posted July 13, 2011 (picks up the box, moves it, puts a hook on pole and opens it from a safe distance) Chocobo? Is this supposed to be your imitation of a phoenix? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sliver Chocobo Posted July 13, 2011 Report Share Posted July 13, 2011 (picks up the box, moves it, puts a hook on pole and opens it from a safe distance) Chocobo? Is this supposed to be your imitation of a phoenix? Nope this is what I was before i was a dove Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edonil Posted July 13, 2011 Report Share Posted July 13, 2011 A box? (arches eyebrow) You're not Pride from FMA: Brotherhood, are you? If you are, we need lots of fire... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yazza Posted July 13, 2011 Report Share Posted July 13, 2011 chcocobo a clock? i always saw him as a toaster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted July 13, 2011 Report Share Posted July 13, 2011 chcocobo a clock? i always saw him as a toaster Yup, i'm with you there. Maybe you finger wagglers could fashion some sort of attachment? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sliver Chocobo Posted July 13, 2011 Report Share Posted July 13, 2011 A box? (arches eyebrow) You're not Pride from FMA: Brotherhood, are you? If you are, we need lots of fire... nope, Pandora's other box chcocobo a clock? i always saw him as a toaster How many times do i have to tell you bread does not go in there Yup, i'm with you there. Maybe you finger wagglers could fashion some sort of attachment? I though you were a toaster, you do look like one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edonil Posted July 13, 2011 Report Share Posted July 13, 2011 A toaster, eh? Anyone got some real butter? Toast sounds good right about now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted July 13, 2011 Report Share Posted July 13, 2011 I though you were a toaster, you do look like one Touche! Yes, I do get asked a lot for heated bread products but this is just armour for me, there is an egg inside after all!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edonil Posted July 13, 2011 Report Share Posted July 13, 2011 So, who turned chocobo into a bird clock? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yazza Posted July 13, 2011 Report Share Posted July 13, 2011 so if i insert a piece of bread, i get omelet on toast back? sweet, sound better then regular toast *waggles finger at ab, a sliding knob apears on his back* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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