Dirial Posted May 21, 2015 Report Share Posted May 21, 2015 I've never had luck (or skill, if you want) with the ladies, until I met the right one. Didn't know it was the right one, of course. But I was more PD's age and had basically settled for staying alone when we got together. Lesson: You don't need to be a ladies man to get a lady, and you can be a real player and never find happiness. Life is strange that way. Still my favourite of the day is Ghost Sex! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted May 21, 2015 Report Share Posted May 21, 2015 We (I) once thought up a fun little thing while drunk out of our minds, a friend of mine said he always wondered how it was like with a midget. So I immediately thought up a Midget Sprinkler. I'm not getting into that though or I'm banned for sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted May 21, 2015 Report Share Posted May 21, 2015 A female friend of mine was convinced she could handle 7 guys at once. I wouldn't put it past her, for sure. We could never persuade her to prove it, sadly. Quite a hot friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted May 21, 2015 Report Share Posted May 21, 2015 Everyday in the off-topic thread is a treat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted May 21, 2015 Report Share Posted May 21, 2015 Everyday in the off-topic thread is a treat. Going to depths man likes to tread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted May 21, 2015 Report Share Posted May 21, 2015 Most I've seen in person is five. I mean... uh #CursedLife I have difficulty imagining the 7th guy, actually. She claimed her footwork was impressive, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted May 21, 2015 Report Share Posted May 21, 2015 Most I've seen in person is five. I mean... uh #CursedLife Hahaha. If one could see the world through CJ's eyes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted May 21, 2015 Report Share Posted May 21, 2015 But as there are in porn. The are always statistical wankers. Who just rub it out on the background. Do those count towards the count? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted May 21, 2015 Report Share Posted May 21, 2015 I think the problem is that we would believe you. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted May 21, 2015 Report Share Posted May 21, 2015 I think the problem is that we would believe you. Also that we'd love to hear them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted May 21, 2015 Report Share Posted May 21, 2015 But as there are in porn. The are always statistical wankers. Who just rub it out on the background. Do those count towards the count? No, she was very specific that she could get them all to climax by interacting with her. I assume that the guys would need some acrobatic talents just to get the positioning right, after all. She is little small-framed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted May 21, 2015 Report Share Posted May 21, 2015 No, she was very specific that she could get them all to climax by interacting with her. I assume that the guys would need some acrobatic talents just to get the positioning right, after all. She is little small-framed. I think she was imagining having them taking turns? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted May 21, 2015 Report Share Posted May 21, 2015 It's mostly about being in the right place at the right time. Also, having a moral and ethical code that revolves around this guy When I come to visit, I shall do my best to introduce you to my world... if you're still single... or you could bring her along, doesn't phase me One would say that zFiend still being in a relationship would phase you 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted May 21, 2015 Report Share Posted May 21, 2015 I think she was imagining having them taking turns? I really don't think so. One would say that zFiend still being in a relationship would phase you Give him a chance people! A chance to entertain us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted May 21, 2015 Report Share Posted May 21, 2015 I give zF as much support and well wishing as anyone. *highfive* Highfive! Give him a chance people! A chance to entertain us. Also you wouldn't be posting this if your wife was at home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted May 21, 2015 Report Share Posted May 21, 2015 Highfive! Also you wouldn't be posting this if your wife was at home. Then he wouldn't use such a small font Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted May 21, 2015 Report Share Posted May 21, 2015 ... implying his Snow White and the Seven Random Dudes story was acceptable for his wife? Well they are German. The land of the sex dungeons. I reckon the Snow White is a basic growing up activity there? EDIT: Also it keeps multiple youths out of the street. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted May 21, 2015 Report Share Posted May 21, 2015 Highfive! Also you wouldn't be posting this if your wife was at home. Then he wouldn't use such a small font ... implying his Snow White and the Seven Random Dudes story was acceptable for his wife? Well they are German. The land of the sex dungeons. I reckon the Snow White is a basic growing up activity there? EDIT: Also it keeps multiple youths out of the street. My wife knows the story well. It's a mutual friend. My wife would not be okay with me making fun of zFiend's love life. She believes in a chance for romance. Also, she seems to like zFiend. The Snow White thing is not a growing up activity here. It's usually one guy and seven girls. In a sex dungeon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted May 21, 2015 Report Share Posted May 21, 2015 My wife would not be okay with me making fun of zFiend's love life. She believes in a chance for romance. Also, she seems to like zFiend. Odd... This is the worst morning in history to be out of likes... What? Already? That means you are out of likes in 2 hours? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted May 21, 2015 Report Share Posted May 21, 2015 My wife would not be okay with me making fun of zFiend's love life. She believes in a chance for romance. Also, she seems to like zFiend. She has a great taste then! What? Already? That's what she said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted May 21, 2015 Report Share Posted May 21, 2015 "Sex dungeon" also implies they make other varieties... That is a good catch.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted May 21, 2015 Report Share Posted May 21, 2015 That is a good catch.. What varieties would catch your interest then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted May 21, 2015 Report Share Posted May 21, 2015 What varieties would catch your interest then? Well I'd like a list of what is available. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victoria Posted May 21, 2015 Report Share Posted May 21, 2015 Morning everyone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted May 21, 2015 Report Share Posted May 21, 2015 Morning everyone! Hello Victoria! Now we need to tone a little bit down. There is a lady in here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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