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The audience hushes, a few rustles in their seats.....

The orchestra begins, slowly building to a crescendo of noise.....

And a solitary figure rolls onto the stage, to the sounds of a full gospel choir...

"A Crash of Dums,

A Flash of Light,

The Annoying Egg rolls into sight

The forum descended into madness,

Am I all alone?"

TA-DA!!!! # waves imaginary jazz hands#

I'M HERE!!!!!!!!

@ Lobo. That cannon is pretty sweet. I swear I saw the astronauts on Mia wave as I flew past. Need to work on the landing though #rubs butt#

What? No bear love?

I'll remember this Eggman...

#gulp# I didn't take you for the soppy kind Sketch. Apologies. Please accept this Large plate of homebaked cookies as my apology. And please don't eat me.

#looks around# what, no-one else here. This place is a tip, you guys could at least tidy up after yourselves.....

#grumble grumble#

AND WHY AM I STILL GLITTERY PINK WITH A BOW????

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#sits alone in the dark, looking at inefficient fingers#

Hmmmm.. Well, they worked yesterday. Maybe its just a KArn thing?

#whistles to himself, rocks back and forth. Goes over to edge of thread, looks around. sits back down#

Stupid time differences.

#twiddles imaginary fingers. Eyes plate of cookies hungrily#

Must resist, must resist. Must stay nice and trim for M'lady.

#walks past plate of cookies, 'accidentally' knocks one to the floor#

Better eat that, Sketch wouldn't want a dirty one.

nomnomnom.....

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*gets in really close to AB and grins*

Eggy going to go to pieces on me? We can't have that..

*Pulls out a roll of duct tape*

Shall I sure you up?

Yes yes very funny.

#glares at KArn#

So whats it feel like to be on ground level, whilst Fell isn't here?

#waves sword menacingly. Another bit drops off#

Ok, I will have some duct tape.

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Yes yes very funny.

#glares at KArn#

So whats it feel like to be on ground level, whilst Fell isn't here?

#waves sword menacingly. Another bit drops off#

Ok, I will have some duct tape.

To low to the ground *nods* I miss my perch )=

*eyes the sword*

Ohh alright... your lucky I'm church of England.

*hands AB the Duct Tape*

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To low to the ground *nods* I miss my perch )=

*eyes the sword*

Ohh alright... your lucky I'm church of England.

*hands AB the Duct Tape*

Thanks

#takes duct tape and begins sword repairs. Keeps burning imaginary fingers#

I'm an atheist. Still trying to figure out which came first, the chicken or the egg? I guess the chicken, Chocobo was on here way before me!

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The easy way to deal with a teddy is to lay a trail of cookies into a washing machine.. If you put it on a hot wash he should shrink to a more managable size.

Lol, I will note that for future reference. I'm actually hoping Teddy will deal with Chocobo. His pesky contraptions make my life a living hell! ;)

#passes plate to ratty and KArn#

Cookie?

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That sounds sooo wrong! ;)

But kudos. I like the models, just never played her yet!

Did you enjoy your 500th post? Didn't see cake!

It came and went without much fanfare...

I have decided that Criid's Crew is probably the most effective Guild crew to run against Hamelin... *grumbles about being able to make models insignificant*

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It came and went without much fanfare...

I have decided that Criid's Crew is probably the most effective Guild crew to run against Hamelin... *grumbles about being able to make models insignificant*

You could be right. I didn't have any Hamelin players around here when I stopped a month or so ago. Probably oodles now though, ready for when I go back. Will have to brush up on Sonnia!!

Coffee? Cookie?

Did you finish the stories? Do you want me to write more! ;)

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