Keltheos Posted February 3, 2009 Report Share Posted February 3, 2009 Ok, I think I wet myself a bit laughing at this SPAM subject line: Forge your huge love sword wonderful choice for (email address) With the following in the body (may contain offensive material): Make your pecker glorious. Don't forget to buy on sale Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottRadom Posted February 3, 2009 Report Share Posted February 3, 2009 And? Does it work? Can you hook a brutha up? I'm a sucker for sales and I have been meaning to do some work on my love sword. The timing couldn't be better! Valentines is just a week and a half away! Anyone wanna go half-sies on a bulk order? From the way they say "Forge you huge love sword" it makes me think of the opening scene to Conan: The Barbarian where Arnies dad i smaking up that bitchin' sword. Man, I can't WAIT to get my hands on this product! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keltheos Posted February 3, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 3, 2009 I'd think forging your love sword would hurt when you hit it with a hammer. What if your [beak] is already glorious? It's won awards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBugKing Posted February 3, 2009 Report Share Posted February 3, 2009 I'd think forging your love sword would hurt when you hit it with a hammer. What if your [beak] is already glorious? It's won awards. We would all laugh at you for being deluded? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottRadom Posted February 3, 2009 Report Share Posted February 3, 2009 Can you have TOO many awards for that? I'd say go for more! The frightening thing about spam like that is you know SOMEONE goes for it. I'd like to see the global numbers for the people who gave their bank info to the exiled Nigerian Prince as well as this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duende Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 Well, if you're going to use your "swords" protect them from 'nicks and scratches'. This has to be the cutest dirty commercial I ever saw: ***WARNING! Don't play around children unless you want to answer awkward questions!**** Durex - Get it on! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBugKing Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 Sorry Duende. 404 error. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duende Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 Sorry Duende. 404 error. Odd, it works ok for me... When I click it, it automatically opens Windows Media Player to play whatever is on that page. But the ins and out of how computers talk to each other, why it's fine on mine and not on yours, is beyond me. :confused: Can anyone link it better than me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBugKing Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 Ah. Are you using Internet Explorer by any chance? I use Firefox primarily and that is lilely the issue. I'll try the link in IE7. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathan Caroland Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 Here are the spam subjects I've gotten inside the last hour. Get tips for better enhancing.Swiss branded WatchesIf there will be only girls around, will you be ready?Solving ALL love making problems in a matter of a few minutes.Only here can you find solution to all your male troubles.Turn your bedroom life into a volcano of pleasure.Worried that tiny size will get you down?For those who want to satisfy their women.Choose your own price.For sure, you will feel more pleaser after a short course of enhancing.Fancy a love-making problem? We will solve all your problems.confirmation neededOver 10 million men made their women happy, and you?You want to impress your girlfriend tonight?Wish to add more fire into your bedroom life?The big dream of your life might come true right now.Greater tool is easy to get.Be a Valentine's Day stud!The most talked about weight loss product. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goblyn13 Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 you guys are all so lucky The only spam i get is either in Spanish, Japanese, Korean, Chinese, or French. I never get english spam anymore is soooooo bad, That or its another 419 spam for those that don't know what 419 spam is: http://www.snopes.com/crime/fraud/nigeria.asp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duende Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 I need to move to the UK because evidently I've won every lottery in where the winnings are in pounds sterling. I'm also the next of kin to a lot of random deceased people, or just dying people who just decided tpo leave me their estate for no apparent reason. I just like to think that I'm very rich in some alternate bizarro universe.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wren Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 Solving ALL love making problems in a matter of a few minutes. I guess they went with the philosophy of if you're going to lie in a spam mail, lie big! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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