Nathan Caroland Posted January 24, 2006 Report Share Posted January 24, 2006 Heh - I'm going to get ate up, but this was too good not to pass along. ______________________ A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with scissors lodged in his temple and tape over his mouth while he is on fire. No further studies are expected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMasses Posted January 24, 2006 Report Share Posted January 24, 2006 LMAO Well worth any flack you receive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grumb Posted January 24, 2006 Report Share Posted January 24, 2006 Damn Nathan, posts like that should come with a warning label.... let me go wipe the coffee off of my laptop now.... Grumb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duende Posted January 24, 2006 Report Share Posted January 24, 2006 For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with scissors lodged in his temple and tape over his mouth while he is on fire. No further studies are expected. That study's wrong... the temple isn't where the scissors would be going.... :girlhit: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiccanpony Posted January 24, 2006 Report Share Posted January 24, 2006 I agree with Duende ....unless said man is the bearer of chocolates and Midol and some minis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gi6ers Posted January 24, 2006 Report Share Posted January 24, 2006 Was just telling my g/f this and she said that there was such a study and here it is (if you can stay awake past the abstract congratulations): Linkage My own fault for trying to make a clinical psychologist laugh about a study I s'pose, bloody killjoy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Becca Posted January 26, 2006 Report Share Posted January 26, 2006 I agree with ms.pony and duende....the temple is no where NEAR where the scissors should be going and that whole "rugged male thing" .....ewww. i'm a fan of the teddy bear look. and dont even get me started on 6-packs...disgusting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Celtic Lilly Posted January 26, 2006 Report Share Posted January 26, 2006 I'm thinking a wood chipper myself. Feet first! And on fire! :goodbad: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EricJ Posted January 26, 2006 Report Share Posted January 26, 2006 *crosses his legs and backs away from this thread* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duende Posted January 26, 2006 Report Share Posted January 26, 2006 You know... this study explains why I once took a photo of an ex-boyfriend and impaled it on a thorn tree and lit it on fire. Wow! A scientific explanation! :firedevil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Becca Posted January 26, 2006 Report Share Posted January 26, 2006 WOAH michelle. I have got to remember that one... *insert evil laugh here* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drake Farstrider Posted January 26, 2006 Report Share Posted January 26, 2006 I think I may need to hide the scissors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabberwocky Posted January 29, 2006 Report Share Posted January 29, 2006 This thread may have some good ideas for the duel category of the current Wyrd contest... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathan Caroland Posted January 29, 2006 Author Report Share Posted January 29, 2006 This thread may have some good ideas for the duel category of the current Wyrd contest... :nutkick: :help: :bitchslap Heh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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