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Sue Appreciation


Mister Shine

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Son, this world is rough

And if a man's gonna make it, he's gotta be tough

And I knew I wouldn't be there to help ya along.

So I give ya that name and I said goodbye

I knew you'd have to get tough or die

And it's the name that helped to make you strong.

Now you just fought one hell of a fight

And I know you hate me, and you got the right

To kill me now, and I wouldn't blame you if you do.

But ya ought to thank me, before I die,

For the gravel in ya guts and the spit in ya eye

Cause I'm the son-of-a-bitch that named you Sue

Gonna put that model in every crew I own. Musical accompaniment for the showgirls, twangin' on the bayou for Zoraida and uh, the guitar has strings so he can totally go in my Collodi crew too right?

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Can't be used with ruthless models is kind of annoying, it means I have to choose Von Schill or Sue and I'd rather have Von Schill.

I'm still sad that Kaeris can't take him. I'd have swapped gunsmiths for Sue anyday!

Plus he has Dispel Magic and Shrug of, why he's not a Guild model already is beyond me. He doesn't work with the best Mercs, the Kaeris gunline would benefit a lot from him, but she can't take him with gunsmiths...he really only works with Guild.

I'll be glad to have him when I play lady J every once in a blue moon, but that's about it.

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According to her book entry, Kaeris can only hire M&SU assets. I checked it on the crew creator, he doesn't show in the mercenaries list. So can't even drop the gunsmiths and take him with extra fire gamin!

So he'll probably end up on a scenic display base, as not getting him doesn't really look like an option...

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Screw the Gunsmiths. Sue hands out Burning tokens. The only problem is that he costs 2 stones more.

I'll be at the very least trying him out together with Kaeris in a Colette crew. And will be looking VERY hard at including him in any Avatar Sonnia lists I build. Yummy burning tokens...

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Gives me an idea Dumb Luck... and a new song!

A Tyrant went down to Malifaux, he was looking for a soul to steal.

He was in a bind cause he was way behind and he was willin' to make a deal.

When he came across this young gremlin sawin' on a fiddle and playin' it hot.

And the Tyrant jumped upon a hickory stump and said: "Boy let me tell you what:

"I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too.

"And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.

"Now you play a pretty good fiddle, boy, but give this Tyrant his due:

"I bet a fiddle of soulstone against your soul, 'cos I think I'm better than you."

The gremlin said: "My name's Johnny and it might be a sin,

"But I'll take your bet, your gonna regret, 'cos I'm the best there's ever been!"

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