Dire Hoarcat Snuggler Posted July 3, 2011 Report Share Posted July 3, 2011 I'd like to draw everyone's attention to a growing problem surrounding Malifaux: There's far too many terrible puns going around generated by people with ice powers. The worst example on record, of course, being this clip (from a movie banned by the UN, who consider this a most foul form of torture): [ame] [/ame] Now, Rasputina is quite the popular character around here, I understand; but I'm saddened to think how disillusioned many of us would be to meet her... you know... she being one of them. After Germans, I'm pretty sure ice mages are rated amongst the least funny people on earth (and the least funny in Malifaux after the Freikorps). Any thoughts on this grave matter? ~J~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LonelyPath Posted July 3, 2011 Report Share Posted July 3, 2011 Arnie's Austrian, not German Saying that though, his dialogue in that movie was terrible, but then so was the rest of the movie. I think Batman & Robin (and Chubby Batgirl) should be used as a form of torture during interrogations hahaha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dire Hoarcat Snuggler Posted July 4, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2011 Arnie's Austrian, not German I realize this, and Rasputina isn't German either for that matter, but I just was quoting that as a real statistic: http://abcworldnews.tumblr.com/post/6286129447/poll-germans-voted-least-funny-nationality-americans But yeah, definitely a torturous film... And what's worse than waterboarding? ICEBOARDING!!! ~J~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lideson Posted July 4, 2011 Report Share Posted July 4, 2011 Which movie is this video from ? Never seen! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twenty4seven Posted July 4, 2011 Report Share Posted July 4, 2011 (edited) Which movie is this video from ? Never seen! It's from Batman and Robin, a travesty of a film where George Clooney wore the nipple suit, and those lines from Arnold are some of the best throughout the movie. Actually I'd probably love hanging out with Raspy if she made terrible ice puns the whole time because I can't stop laughing watching the Mr. Freeze video. "Icy, freezy, cold, chill. let's kick some ice!" hahaha classic! Although I think you may have found the true reason why devotees of the Cult of December must have their tongues cut off. Edited July 4, 2011 by twenty4seven Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AvatarForm Posted July 4, 2011 Report Share Posted July 4, 2011 Arnie's Austrian, not German Saying that though, his dialogue in that movie was terrible, but then so was the rest of the movie. I think Batman & Robin (and Chubby Batgirl) should be used as a form of torture during interrogations hahaha! Nothing wrong with a curvy woman... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tenabrae Posted July 4, 2011 Report Share Posted July 4, 2011 aww he didnt say 'ice to meet you' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LonelyPath Posted July 4, 2011 Report Share Posted July 4, 2011 Nothing wrong with a curvy woman... True, but it was awful casting to have her in the role. Then again, I'm just glad the Hollywood Sailor Moon never happened as Silverstone had been cast in the role of Usagi/Sailor Moon. That would've been terrifying! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manicmac Posted July 5, 2011 Report Share Posted July 5, 2011 I do not see Rasputina as having a sense of humor at all. I think she is more of the Cold Shoulder kind of girl. . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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