TheOneWhoFell Posted September 14, 2011 Report Share Posted September 14, 2011 always, without FAIL, in the wrong place at the wrong time, Chocobo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sliver Chocobo Posted September 14, 2011 Report Share Posted September 14, 2011 This grease is horrible, Hatchet why are looking at me like that, NO HATCHET BAD HATCHET *Runs away.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regnak Posted September 14, 2011 Report Share Posted September 14, 2011 So after another night of slamming doors and loud music this afternoon I went upstairs to confront the new tenants. A chinese woman opened the LETTERBOX and said it couldn't have been coming from her flat as she had just got home and regarding the doors banging she said again it couldn't have been her as she went to bed at 21:00. She then asked do I believe her?! I said well, how do you explain music playing from your flat and doors slamming and if you were asleep or not in? She said it must be another flat... I said well its coming from directly above me... and directly above me is you. She suggested a speak with building management as must be another flat. This whole conversation is taking place through a letterbox. She basically said she was the only one living there. The whole time she kept saying "do you believe me?" and "I'm a very quiet person" I came back downstairs to my Fiancee who said just after I went up there the music stopped. Wierd thing is we heard her talking to other people up there when supposedly she is the only one there... also we could have sworn that we heard a kids voice also... Weird. Its now totally quiet up there now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchethead Posted September 14, 2011 Report Share Posted September 14, 2011 This grease is horrible, Hatchet why are looking at me like that, NO HATCHET BAD HATCHET *Runs away.* *all pretense of civility vanishes* *spits out his pipe, drops his cane and lumbers after Chocobo, remarkably fast for his size* *working up a sweat, the pencil thin mustache begins to peel away* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchethead Posted September 14, 2011 Report Share Posted September 14, 2011 Weird. Its now totally quiet up there now. This statement will be entered into evidence shortly after the medical examiner arrives to release the crime scene. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sliver Chocobo Posted September 14, 2011 Report Share Posted September 14, 2011 *all pretense of civility vanishes* *spits out his pipe, drops his cane and lumbers after Chocobo, remarkably fast for his size* *working up a sweat, the pencil thin mustache begins to peel away* *Runs away and dives into a small hole* Safe at last, I wonder what's down here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxXhayzelXxx Posted September 14, 2011 Report Share Posted September 14, 2011 *Runs away and dives into a small hole* Safe at last, I wonder what's down here? *ahem* thats my underwear draw.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxXhayzelXxx Posted September 14, 2011 Report Share Posted September 14, 2011 *ahem* thats my underwear draw.... and its like alice in wonderland... when you fall into it you dont stop.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regnak Posted September 14, 2011 Report Share Posted September 14, 2011 *ahem* thats my underwear draw.... Steady! You'll give that poor bird a heart attack! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regnak Posted September 14, 2011 Report Share Posted September 14, 2011 This statement will be entered into evidence shortly after the medical examiner arrives to release the crime scene. And I know which fine, upstanding, Monocle wearing Monster I'll ask to represent me! Payment in Bacon of course?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxXhayzelXxx Posted September 14, 2011 Report Share Posted September 14, 2011 *giggles, clicks her fingers and a glass of cinzano and lemonade appears in her hand* mmmm thats better! ooh Regnak, always a pleasure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regnak Posted September 14, 2011 Report Share Posted September 14, 2011 *giggles, clicks her fingers and a glass of cinzano and lemonade appears in her hand* mmmm thats better! ooh Regnak, always a pleasure. *Opens a beer using one of Hayzel's horns to pop the cap* *Hands Hayzel some special Neverborn brew made from the blood of a hundred guild guards and filtered threw a PeaceKeeper* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxXhayzelXxx Posted September 14, 2011 Report Share Posted September 14, 2011 *Opens a beer using one of Hayzel's horns to pop the cap* *Hands Hayzel some special Neverborn brew made from the blood of a hundred guild guards and filtered threw a PeaceKeeper* AWhhh! always with the special touches Regnak! you know the guild blood is always best served like that! hows you poppet?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sliver Chocobo Posted September 14, 2011 Report Share Posted September 14, 2011 (edited) *ahem* thats my underwear draw.... and its like alice in wonderland... when you fall into it you dont stop.... *Get draged away by a creature made of women's underwear* why do you have one of these, wait a sec I don't want to know Edited September 14, 2011 by Sliver Chocobo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxXhayzelXxx Posted September 14, 2011 Report Share Posted September 14, 2011 *Get draged away by a creature made of women's underwear* why do have one of these, wait a sec I don't want to know *chuckles a throaty chuckle watching chocobo begin to choke in underwear, then clicks and hes free and placed on the throne* awh chocobo, dont you like my skeletons??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regnak Posted September 14, 2011 Report Share Posted September 14, 2011 AWhhh! always with the special touches Regnak! you know the guild blood is always best served like that! hows you poppet?? Not bad... tired but otherwise Ok. And you? I'm off to grab some beer from the Supermarket Back in a bit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxXhayzelXxx Posted September 14, 2011 Report Share Posted September 14, 2011 Not bad... tired but otherwise Ok. And you? I'm off to grab some beer from the Supermarket Back in a bit hawesome, grab me some of that there pineapple juice drink and strawberry laces while your there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sliver Chocobo Posted September 14, 2011 Report Share Posted September 14, 2011 (edited) *chuckles a throaty chuckle watching chocobo begin to choke in underwear, then clicks and hes free and placed on the throne* awh chocobo, dont you like my skeletons??? There's very little dignity in being killed by women underwear Edited September 14, 2011 by Sliver Chocobo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxXhayzelXxx Posted September 14, 2011 Report Share Posted September 14, 2011 Awhh nevermind then. You've been saved, and regnak is bringing us strawberry laces. :D so all is well in the world Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sliver Chocobo Posted September 14, 2011 Report Share Posted September 14, 2011 Awhh nevermind then. You've been saved, and regnak is bringing us strawberry laces. :D so all is well in the world Yes all is exempt I think I might have been scared for life and I now have fear of women's underwear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxXhayzelXxx Posted September 14, 2011 Report Share Posted September 14, 2011 Yes all is exempt I think I might have been scared for life and I now have fear of women's underwear *giggles and opens arms* want a cuddle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sliver Chocobo Posted September 14, 2011 Report Share Posted September 14, 2011 *giggles and opens arms* want a cuddle? I'll take them when I can *Hugs* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxXhayzelXxx Posted September 14, 2011 Report Share Posted September 14, 2011 Lol you can always have hugs Chocobo! have you had your daily intake of sweeties yet? and wheres that Regnak with our laces?! *growls* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sliver Chocobo Posted September 14, 2011 Report Share Posted September 14, 2011 Lol you can always have hugs Chocobo! have you had your daily intake of sweeties yet? and wheres that Regnak with our laces?! *growls* Sorry cutting down, dentist says so Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regnak Posted September 14, 2011 Report Share Posted September 14, 2011 Lol you can always have hugs Chocobo! have you had your daily intake of sweeties yet? and wheres that Regnak with our laces?! *growls* *Appears, slightly drunk with a strawberry lace hanging out of his mouth* Um..... I tried princess...... but they were sold out! :puppy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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