xxXhayzelXxx Posted August 18, 2011 Report Share Posted August 18, 2011 Sure, I'm good for a cuddle ~climbs up on it with you and gives you cuddles~ *falls peacefully asleep on Lonely* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LonelyPath Posted August 18, 2011 Report Share Posted August 18, 2011 Aww... you fell asleep before I could tell you a story about how a kindly troll got revenge on 7 goats that kept waking him during the day when he was working nights Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Amos Posted August 18, 2011 Report Share Posted August 18, 2011 Anyone waiting to post is even worse off than the rest of ya. They are far too frightened. Also nice to know that at least two of the people claiming to be women seem to be (not that that sort of thing is hard to fake). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxXhayzelXxx Posted August 18, 2011 Report Share Posted August 18, 2011 Aww... you fell asleep before I could tell you a story about how a kindly troll got revenge on 7 goats that kept waking him during the day when he was working nights *wakes back up instantly* tell me please!! *cuddles in close resting my head on your shoulder* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Amos Posted August 18, 2011 Report Share Posted August 18, 2011 Aw... how cute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxXhayzelXxx Posted August 18, 2011 Report Share Posted August 18, 2011 Come on Amos!! Lonely is reading us a story!!! *tries to make a space for Dr* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LonelyPath Posted August 18, 2011 Report Share Posted August 18, 2011 (edited) Amos, if you mean me I have been open about being male lol Okay Princess and Amos, story time! Once upon a time there was this kindly troll that cared deeply for his family and worked very hard to keep food on the table and clothes on their backs. He paid his bills on time and never once got into trouble. He tried so hard to provide for his family that he started working the night shift at his factory to earn even more money. At his factory were 7 brothers, all of them goats and they were bullies. they would tease the poor troll for being slow at moving around and call him fat and ugly. he would never fight back and take it in his stride. When they found out he was working nights and they were still on days they decided to take their bullying to the next level and would take turned walking over the cobble stone bridge he and his family lived under. They would keep him awake most of the day and leave him very tired for work. The weeks passed and the poor troll got so exhausted he started to fall asleep at work and when he was caught sleeping he was fired! The poor troll 9thanks to the economy) couldn't find any more work and resorted to living on benefits, but that wasn't enough when he had 18 mouths to feed (he had a lot of kids) and started to think up a plan. All thewhile the Goats continued to taunt and tease him over his turn for the worse, which of course was all their fault. In the end he'd had enough and thought that maybe, just maybe the Goats could feed his family (heheh). So, once day he waited in the bushes at the end of the bride and as the first Goat came along he jumped out and hit it over the head with ah big stone, killing it dead. he hid the bodyand went back to hiding. Six more times he repeated his plan and all the Goats were dead and he had enough to feed his starving family for a while. he did feel sorry that he had to resort to the low level he had, but he'd had no other choice. Days went by and his family ate well and he got a phone call from the factory he used to work at. He was told the Goats had gone missing and that he was needed back desperately with a promotion and a pay rise. The Troll and his family were very happy and the nice Troll was never bullied at work again now he was management. And they all lived happily ever after... except those nasty evil Goats who got what they deserved Hope you enjoyed your story Edited August 18, 2011 by LonelyPath Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Amos Posted August 18, 2011 Report Share Posted August 18, 2011 I would never dream of breaking up something like that. You have yer fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LonelyPath Posted August 18, 2011 Report Share Posted August 18, 2011 I hope you both enjoyed the story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxXhayzelXxx Posted August 18, 2011 Report Share Posted August 18, 2011 *cheers* yaaay! goats DIED!!! how did they eat them though??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Amos Posted August 18, 2011 Report Share Posted August 18, 2011 I, too, have a tale to tell. The story of the Ugly Barnacle. Once, there was a barnacle that was sooooo ugly, everybody died. The end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxXhayzelXxx Posted August 18, 2011 Report Share Posted August 18, 2011 I, too, have a tale to tell. The story of the Ugly Barnacle. Once, there was a barnacle that was sooooo ugly, everybody died. The end. yaaaaaaaaay! *falls asleep* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LonelyPath Posted August 18, 2011 Report Share Posted August 18, 2011 Princess - BBQ Amos - LOL!!!! Time to head off for the night now. See ya again soon. G'night I'll also have to think up some more stories Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxXhayzelXxx Posted August 18, 2011 Report Share Posted August 18, 2011 yummy! i want goat!! Night Lonely! *tucks you up on the left hand side of the throne* sleep well! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Amos Posted August 18, 2011 Report Share Posted August 18, 2011 G'night. Next story: The last man on earth is laying in bed, and there's a knock at the door. The end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LonelyPath Posted August 18, 2011 Report Share Posted August 18, 2011 Thanks Princess, you too. ~falls asleep on the throne~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxXhayzelXxx Posted August 18, 2011 Report Share Posted August 18, 2011 G'night. Next story: The last man on earth is laying in bed, and there's a knock at the door. The end. O.o .... WHAT THE FRACK? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Amos Posted August 18, 2011 Report Share Posted August 18, 2011 O.o .... WHAT THE FRACK? Frightening story, isn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxXhayzelXxx Posted August 18, 2011 Report Share Posted August 18, 2011 but but... o.O *my tiny brain tries hard to digest that awe inspiring story, causing me to walk around in circles* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Amos Posted August 18, 2011 Report Share Posted August 18, 2011 Bam! ...another scary story you don't want to know; what I'm doing right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxXhayzelXxx Posted August 18, 2011 Report Share Posted August 18, 2011 Bam! ...another scary story you don't want to know; what I'm doing right now. Drinking milk??? *shivers* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Amos Posted August 18, 2011 Report Share Posted August 18, 2011 Drinking milk??? *shivers* Best Edgar impersonation "Milk suckers!" ...no. I'm evaluating how best to spend remaining points in a list for an army in a game that is not Malifaux. An evil game, and one I have sworn off twice. But they keep dragging me back in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxXhayzelXxx Posted August 18, 2011 Report Share Posted August 18, 2011 Best Edgar impersonation "Milk suckers!" ...no. I'm evaluating how best to spend remaining points in a list for an army in a game that is not Malifaux. An evil game, and one I have sworn off twice. But they keep dragging me back in. *slaps you* SNAP OUTTA IT DUDE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Amos Posted August 18, 2011 Report Share Posted August 18, 2011 *slaps you* SNAP OUTTA IT DUDE! Just finished writing it up. Sorry, listbuilding is my favourite aspect of wargaming, and it's something I'm good at. This isn't going to be too hard to do, either, and lots of fun conversions. I hate it all, but there's a lot of love there, too. I just wish I could sell off all my old stuff. The game is like a high-maintenece girl who doesn't really love you back but still puts out and that your parents don't hate. Does that make sense? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxXhayzelXxx Posted August 18, 2011 Report Share Posted August 18, 2011 Just finished writing it up. Sorry, listbuilding is my favourite aspect of wargaming, and it's something I'm good at. This isn't going to be too hard to do, either, and lots of fun conversions. I hate it all, but there's a lot of love there, too. I just wish I could sell off all my old stuff. The game is like a high-maintenece girl who doesn't really love you back but still puts out and that your parents don't hate. Does that make sense? *nods* Ohh too well! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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