Victoria Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 I was selected for Jury duty, it lasted three months where I had to call in and see if they needed me... then they never needed me, but I still had to arrange the time off of work. it sucked! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victoria Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 I'm a pretty rotten player when facing anything I'm not used to! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 For the most part, I didn't read any of the rules for Zoraida until I put her on the table. Justice was the same way. I really should find the time to sit down and think about tactics rather than just wing it and score decent on VP. Me and my stupid "play for fun, not to win" mentality. That mentality hasn't let me down so far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TehMik Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 No offense to Mik, but the American legal system sucks. I'm convinced we only have a "jury of peers" so that judges and lawyers can escape retribution by those who are convicted. I am HARDLY the person to hold anyone else's life in the balance because my first instinct is "this person is a total stranger, therefore, let him rot" 2 things: 1. I agree, the legal system is a joke. B. That's how I feel about being on a jury too. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 2 things: 1. I agree, the legal system is a joke. B. That's how I feel about being on a jury too. Well you should know. You studied it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 I feel better about my terrible rage then Also, what is the best way to get out of serving on a federal jury? Keep in mind, I have to report to Newark, so I can't go too over the top. Run over by a stampede of pigs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TehMik Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 I feel better about my terrible rage then Also, what is the best way to get out of serving on a federal jury? Keep in mind, I have to report to Newark, so I can't go too over the top. Umm, well, you're gonna have to act like a complete asshole. Like, a HUGE one. You'll probably have to say something along the lines of "I think all [people of a certain race, pick one] are not Americans and deserve to be thrown into the ocean." Also saying you're a firm believer that anyone not of your particular sect of [insert religion] is an apostate/heretic and should be killed. And even then it won't guarantee you being let go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TehMik Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 So act like the street corner preachers. Got it. Yeah, basically. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 So act like the street corner preachers. Got it. The tame version. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 So me going on a tirade against the legal system would not be recommended? Only if you link it to your religious background Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 Technically being Agnostic isn't a religion, it just means I'm not a douche like those Atheist hipsters Just go for Old One Rituals then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 I think there is a serious bomb coming up once Colette, Collodi, Brewmaster and Ulix see more table time. Those are absolutely fucking ridiculous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 "Do you really think when Cthulhu awakens from beneath R'lyeh that any of your insignificant mortal concerns will matter anymore?" Now Mik only needs to put it into legal Mumbo jumbo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 I think eye for an eye should be the system? "oh you raped someone? Well you get raped too." "oh you beat up someone? Get beaten up" "oh you shagged a sheep? Here get shagged by a bull" shit like that. Or simply take away the object or part you are using wrong. Rape = dong cut off. Etc. The world would be a brutal but a just place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victoria Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 In our Meta, Colette has been being played since her rules came out. By three different people... constantly! And two more people inconstantly. So I'm used to her! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victoria Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 I would seriously have a problem if the world came to that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 I would seriously have a problem if the world came to that. Why that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 I am very much in favor of stricter punishment as deterrent. Also, if you are sentenced to the death penalty, you should have the option to participate in Roman style gladiator games, which would be televised, and admission and pay-per-view be charged. Suddenly prisons pay for themselves, and since it's volunteer basis, no one can say it's inhumane. I fully agree to this idea. CJ. We should take over the world. New Filth Order! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 Also I am dying at this conversion SpectreEliteGaming did on Killjoy: That guy is an utter maniac with the dongs.. Ahahahahahahahaha. Talk about a Distracted condition. Major Dong to ground control! Hahahahaha why? :D 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 I fully agree to this idea. CJ. We should take over the world. New Filth Order! The Paradol Party Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 This is why we can't have nice things I have been laughing at that for hours on end.. Seriously. He has a cleaver and then he has a serious cleaver. The jokes never end with that guy. Torn to shreds becomes a whole new trigger. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 Kill Joy: backdoor devastation 3. Hahahahaahaha his name is more fitting than I thought. :D I gotta stop this before I get a warning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 *fails terrifying 23 duel* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 Blood price.. Oh there will be blood. NO! Stop it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 That guy should get the Big Target ability. Goddamn.. Seriously I need to stop.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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