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If he punished me for every stupid thing I did, I'd never have made it past the first session!

I don't think any of us would...

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Yeah, not sure how I managed that one. Apparently, folding laundry is highly dangerous.

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'I shovel the Stalker.'

"Okay. You kill it, it explodes, now the stairs are on fire."

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Or the more fun one.

'The zombies are swarming the stairs. I throw a stick of dynamite at them.'

"Okay...well, the zombies are gone, and the stairs are too. Along with a good chunk of the structural wall..."

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Hey, that was an awesome decision.

Seconded only by the minor genius of killing the second one after the rest of the party had put themselves out...

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Anyway, you trained me not to ask questions...

"How's the fire I started earlier"

'Really bad, make a dodge check to avoid the roof timbers'

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I'm still proud that in that session I killed eight zombies (mostly in one big fireball), a ghost, and a building. And the only person that nearly got hurt running from a structurally compromised burning building was the one who hadn't been throwing fire or dynamite about.

That was epic.

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Yah, you arrived in time to nearly blow my head off shooting at the thing that was stabbing me. Heh

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Don't forget to put a plate of cookies in it somewhere, LZ...

each one with a hilariously different effect, of course. Exploding, mutating, antigravity...

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Would have been kind of embarrassing if it had gone through the ghost and you'd one-shotted me!

Yup, a collection of cookies with varying effects is a great thing to leave out. Course, one is just tasty and nutritious, but can you pick that one from the plate...?

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