Absolution Black Posted April 7, 2011 Report Share Posted April 7, 2011 Most of you will know I am a big guild junkie, and will often big up the peeps in red as often as I can. Yes, I have had lapses in the past: Lilith has pummelled me into submission, Colette and her hypnotic moves drew me in and more recently Von Schill has been teaching me the benefits of freedom. But through all this, I have held true to one rule....Thou shalt not own a filthy ressers crew. I hang my head in shame as I find myself having leanings towards this faction, the lure of Seamus and his belles dragging me down to a personal hell. Instrumental in my fall have been the glorious postings on here by Sandwich (his tactica makes them sound so appealing) and Andy B (his Uncle Sam paintjobs have made them glorious to my eye). So please, my Guild brothers (and sisters), pull me back from this abyss I find myself looking into. Or you filthy ressers , tell me why i should join the undead ranks, just this once! Help a man make the right decision...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOneWhoFell Posted April 7, 2011 Report Share Posted April 7, 2011 Resist Absolution!!! There is nothing there but pain :justice I will admit that the dulcet tones of crooning Nephalim have called me off the beaten path, but never never never will I fall so far. Standards man! If you don't have standards, where will Malifaux go? That's right! Straight to the dogs! The Guild was formed to protect the people (aka the Govenor General) and to keep a hold on those who abuse Malifaux's precious resources. Do not Stray from the path, Brother Black. Remember, the Straight and Narrow leads to salvation. (Also, why do you want to play with dead girls...? That's a little creepy dude ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stargazer Posted April 7, 2011 Report Share Posted April 7, 2011 The only thing inevitable in Malifaux is death so why not master that and be in control. Everything must die at some point but it doesn't have to stay dead for long unless you want it to Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOneWhoFell Posted April 7, 2011 Report Share Posted April 7, 2011 The only thing inevitable in Malifaux is death so why not master that and be in control. Everything must die at some point but it doesn't have to stay dead for long unless you want it to shhhhhhhhhhhhh! You're not helping Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stargazer Posted April 7, 2011 Report Share Posted April 7, 2011 The Judge and Death Marshalls are undead anyway just Lady can't see it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted April 7, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 7, 2011 The Judge and Death Marshalls are undead anyway just Lady can't see it Lol. He makes a good point, and with a comic flourish! I am trying to resist but that 'lure' is getting stronger! Maybe if I went undercover and in a moment of perfect timing, threw off my filthy resser cloak, and handed them to the Lady on a plate? (with an evil laugh obviously) @ The one who fell: I see you live in Bangor. Would that be named after the town in Wales, or N Ireland? Or is it just a sheer coincidence? I will be happy if you say Wales! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murphy'sLawyer Posted April 7, 2011 Report Share Posted April 7, 2011 Doesn't matter who you are, this is Malifaux, all will succumb to the madness. Then you will all succumb to us. -Lilith Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted April 7, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 7, 2011 Doesn't matter who you are, this is Malifaux, all will succumb to the madness. Then you will all succumb to us. -Lilith Does that count if I was mad before I got here? Will I therefore go sane? Oh, I really hope I don't Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOneWhoFell Posted April 7, 2011 Report Share Posted April 7, 2011 @ The one who fell: I see you live in Bangor. Would that be named after the town in Wales, or N Ireland? Or is it just a sheer coincidence? I will be happy if you say Wales! Unfortunately I live in Bangor, Maine.... A far throw across the briney deep from Wales and Ireland. :embarasse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOneWhoFell Posted April 7, 2011 Report Share Posted April 7, 2011 Does that count if I was mad before I got here? Will I therefore go sane? Oh, I really hope I don't You have to be mad to cross the Breach... and then to willingly join with the Law? We are actually the craziest of them all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stargazer Posted April 7, 2011 Report Share Posted April 7, 2011 Another reason to join our side is the lack of rules.. it's just so... free without the constraints of people telling you what to do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stargazer Posted April 7, 2011 Report Share Posted April 7, 2011 You have to be mad to cross the Breach... and then to willingly join with the Law? We are actually the craziest of them all You are ruled by a tyrant so it's pretty reasonable to be honest... There also seems to be quite a large amount of hypocrisy within the guild Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOneWhoFell Posted April 7, 2011 Report Share Posted April 7, 2011 You are ruled by a tyrant so it's pretty reasonable to be honest... There also seems to be quite a large amount of hypocrisy within the guild The holes in the wood work are the loopholes we slip into to get the job done. Just look at Criid.... She doesn't listen to anyone but Samael..... Look where THAT landed us Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stargazer Posted April 7, 2011 Report Share Posted April 7, 2011 Yeah the world is sooo much better for it... and at which point does the hunter become the hunted? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOneWhoFell Posted April 7, 2011 Report Share Posted April 7, 2011 we are always hunted: :perdita and her clan are hunted by the Neverborn :justice and her crew are hated by the Ressers :sonnia and her crew hunt the Arcanists who hunt them back :lucius is a dandy, but the people of Malifuax hate him.... :hoffman is hated by both guild and M&SU..... We are all hated, feared, and hunted. Sometimes we even hunt our own... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted April 7, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 7, 2011 We are all hated, feared, and hunted. Sometimes we even hunt our own... I hope that doesn't mean me! #gulp# Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hippieshopper Posted April 7, 2011 Report Share Posted April 7, 2011 Undead Hookers...what other reason do you need? Samurai Punk rockers, Frankenstein, and just look at Sebastian's face? How can you say no to that? You'll get to see what's under Nico's coat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted April 7, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 7, 2011 Undead Hookers...what other reason do you need? Samurai Punk rockers, Frankenstein, and just look at Sebastian's face? How can you say no to that? You'll get to see what's under Nico's coat. Now that last one was THE most persuasive argument so far......to stick with the Guild! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOneWhoFell Posted April 7, 2011 Report Share Posted April 7, 2011 I hope that doesn't mean me! #gulp# :justice The balance must be maintained... If you leave you become the friend of my Enemy.... Therefore.... (at this point I can just hear Perdita saying "Can it Justice, I'm trying to get us out of this...") Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Alleycat Posted April 7, 2011 Report Share Posted April 7, 2011 Well Black...you know me fairly well. You know I am a firm believer in balance. recently the dulcet tones and fiery burning embrace of Sonnia Criid have called me to the halls of the guild. So by that logic,as one falls another rises. Free yourself from the archaic ideas of right and wrong. there is no right or wrong...there is only Fun..and boring. And you cannot believe how fun it is to be a ressurectionist,simply because your troops are so ridiculous you cant help but have fun with them. Think of it man...a wisecracking Irish Maniac with a gun the size of a howitzer.Zombie hookers flashing their boobs to distract and entice anyone and everyone. Zombie swordsmen with bright blue mohawks and a killer's grin. Besides...there is nothing in the world more entertaining then turning your opponents Master into a shambling zombie prostitute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOneWhoFell Posted April 7, 2011 Report Share Posted April 7, 2011 Honestly Absolution, It pays to branch out. If the play style of Seamus and his belles appeals to you, then do it. It'll make you a better Guild player in the end Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleys_Bariman Posted April 7, 2011 Report Share Posted April 7, 2011 we are always hunted: :perdita and her clan are hunted by the Neverborn AHEM! Ophelia and the rest of the LaCroix Kin thinks we hunt them thar Spaniards purty damn good boy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nilus Posted April 7, 2011 Report Share Posted April 7, 2011 When you cut me I bleed Guild red, but even I can't pull myself away from the siren song of other factions. Me and Nico are on speaking termss. A Nephlim themed crew also appeals to me. And I have had a lurid affair with the Vikis and VonShill. That being said if you ever leave the Guild for good we will hunt you down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOneWhoFell Posted April 7, 2011 Report Share Posted April 7, 2011 AHEM! Ophelia and the rest of the LaCroix Kin thinks we hunt them thar Spaniards purty damn good boy! 'hem.... I'm a full blooded guild woman... and I'll take the damn greenies any day. Can't TOUCH my boys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOneWhoFell Posted April 7, 2011 Report Share Posted April 7, 2011 When you cut me I bleed Guild red, but even I can't pull myself away from the siren song of other factions. Me and Nico are on speaking termss. A Nephlim themed crew also appeals to me. And I have had a lurid affair with the Vikis and VonShill. That being said if you ever leave the Guild for good we will hunt you down. I'm in on that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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