Bleys_Bariman

[ame] [/ame] I loathe this song.... I want to rip my eyes out when I hear it. BUT DAMNIT I ALWAYS END UP SINGING ALONG WITH IT! *grumbleover*

Hey now iffin y'all didn't draw yer warter from our bayou none of our kins would end up in yer gosh dern system!

I've painted this model a few times and I just love it's Tzeentchian aesthetics. http://www.games-workshop.com/MEDIA_CustomProductCatalog/m2070095_99060201224_TzeentchChampionBook_445x319.jpg Just picked up this model from Studio McVey, gunna use it for my Arcanist Gunsmith whenever I get around to running that faction for Malifaux. Link fail. It's the Isabella miniature. It oozes style. It would be perfect with a Reese's Monkey and not the chim-chim thing that's on her shoulder. And the warm, wet, squelching of this mini makes me proud to have the mark of Nurgle: http://www.coolminiornot.com/204766

Boba Fett lipping off to Darth Vader Episode V: "He's no good to me dead." WHAT?! Did that dude just lip off to the Dark Master??? Wow. Butch.

Yeah... details. Still getting caught up on the learning curve. No sweat. With Sybelle within a foot and a couple of Belles I should've moved them closer to the objective. No worries. Still a fun game.

Yeah I left out the WP duels after turn 3 or so. They happened but more often than not she slid around until she failed like 6 in a row vs. Seamus and one of my Belles. Yeah I know should have used a slingshot on a Belle via Sybelle up to the marker and destroyed it. But we were just playing a casual game and he's fairly new to the system so we took it easy and had a good laugh.

Yeah I grew up in Longview, WA and I spent a lot of time going down to PDX to visit family. I know the general area it's in. Thanks!

Sad that there's such a vibrant scene and it's two hours away. Eugene's Malifoolery is growing but not near your guys' level of play. Yet to run a tournament. No henchman in the area. We've only been playing for a little over a month. Which store do you guys play at? Evolution Gaming is where most of us go to play, here in Eugene.

My Crew: Seamus Copy Cat Killer Sybelle Convict Gunslinger 2 x Rotten Belles His Crew: Pandora Candy Kade 3 x Sorrows. This scrap took place Saturday (29.04.11). We had a shared objective Destroy the Evidence. We both forgot to take schemes, but since this was his 3rd game ever, I think it was for the best. Neither of us benefited from extra SS from not taking schemes. Turn 1 - was a typical movement fest. He links a sorrow to Pandora and that was about it. Turn 2 - Kept chippin away at me by forcing me to take WP duels. One word for that: annoying. Fighting her is definitely "death by a thousand papercuts." Convict gunslinger couldnt get LOS. Seamus got his fear bubble up and running. Turn 3 - Kept targetting Pandora and she kept sliding into my backfield... again with the annoying. Finally kill a sorrow, Seamus "Arise my Sweets" the corpse of the sorrow. Turn 4 - My CCK is trying his little tail to get into his deployment zone but the conclusion is he probably wont make it. Kill another sorrow. Realize Kade is sneaking around into my backfield from the other flank... grrr. Turn 5 - Lower Pandora's WP to a manageable 5 with Seamus. Hit her with Undress and Lure. The next Belle that's not in the CC, does the same so she's really low Df and right where I want here. Near 3 Belles and Sybelle. Her slide sneaks her out of combat but WAIT! the Convict Gunslinger has LOS and hasn't gone yet! Rapid Fire! 12! 13! 11! plus 3 cards that were less than those. And he's out of SS and has one Fate Card left..... muahahahahahaha. That's one dead Pandora. Turn 6 - he destroys the evidence with Kade. I can get to the evidence with CCK but I don't have enough actions to destroy it. So... I exact revenge on Kade. My belle undresses then lures Kade over to her and she wounds him but doesn't kill him. OMG we both laughed so hard at the image of an undead hooker trying to be seductive to a baby... worth the price of admission into this game. End of the game : He won 2-0 but I would've taken Assassin announced at the very least and it would have been a wash. I just forgot to do schemes. And the image of Kade getting Lured is priceless.

Ok. I lol'd. That's some funny stuff right there.

True Story: Years ago when I worked for GW, I was assembling miniatures for a store project. I tiny tiny bead of super glue got onto my pinky finger and I didn't realize it. Knowing that I had been working with super glue, when my ear itched from deep inside, I stratched it with the smallest appendage I could, the same pinky finger. when I tried to pull it out luckily all that tore out was some ear hair but man my boss was flabbergasted at how he was to explain to his boss what happened to Mo the Redshirt whilst he was putting minis together on company time. 7 stitches scar from my thumb fighting a Xacto blade, it obviously lost. You own a pair of jeans that are more paint than denim.

I do dirty blonde with GW colors in mind but any equivilent Vallejo or P3 color would do. Basecoat - Snakebite Leather Midcolor - Bubonic Brown Highlight - One part Bubonic Brown; one part Bleached Bone the tint of brown really makes it look like a poor hydrogen peroxide job done by a meth-monkey hair stylist. As for the rich red: Basecoat - Dark Flesh Wash - Flesh Wash Mid color -Vermin Brown Wash - Flesh Wash Highlight - One part Blood red; two parts Vermin Brown