SpankyBat Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 I recently got the Kin box in the mail and my wife groaned when she saw the mooning gremlin. Upon hearing that groan a beautiful image formed in my head. A sea of shiny green butts from table edge to table edge. Unfortunately when I found out the Young lacroix were totems my dream came crashing down in flames. That meant if I wanted any more mooning gremlins I would have to buy a extra crew box per butt. That would get expensive real fast so that was out of the question. After looking through my ever growing pile of minis a new idea came to me. A gag list along the line of a Ladies of the swamp pinup calendar. I want to build this list just to get groans or head shakes from my opponent and my wife. Okay, mostly my wife. For the master I'm thinking Ophelia (with mooning totems), Mah Tucket (with Little lass), or Wong wearing a fancy hat and robe (with the Lovely assistant). Trixiebelle and The sow are definite includes. Maybe the female Lightning bug and a few Piglets with pink bows or painted hooves. I could also see Merris lacroix, Sammy lacroix, the Bayou bushwhackers or Gracie. Maybe for comedic value I'll toss in a few dirtied mercenary showgirls or a Killjoy with a green-stuffed bubble butt. What do you guys think, is it a horrible idea or is it awful enough that it should be a thing? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpankyBat Posted April 21, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 I thought of my first thematic piece of terrain. A gremlin strip club modeled after the Beetlejuice club. Now for the most important question: Should it be spelt Girls, Gurls, or Gewrls? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McAirHwhip Posted April 22, 2016 Report Share Posted April 22, 2016 Wat 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpankyBat Posted April 22, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 22, 2016 9 hours ago, McAirHwhip said: Wat That is exactly the reaction I'm going for. I ran the idea by my wife expecting another groan and surprisingly she encouraged me to go for it. Instead of just a gag crew I'm going all the way and making a table top. The tough question is what do you name a gremlin strip club? The gator pit? Mah's place? The slop hole? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TerrorPenguin Posted April 22, 2016 Report Share Posted April 22, 2016 Completely bonkers love it 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnomezilla Posted April 22, 2016 Report Share Posted April 22, 2016 9 hours ago, Blood_stained_lilies said: That is exactly the reaction I'm going for. I ran the idea by my wife expecting another groan and surprisingly she encouraged me to go for it. Instead of just a gag crew I'm going all the way and making a table top. The tough question is what do you name a gremlin strip club? The gator pit? Mah's place? The slop hole? The Go-Go-Goblin-Revue? The Sweet Skeeter with the sign set up so there's one big S for the beginning of both words? (I'm sure you know which mosquito joke also goes on that sign) The Green Scene for something classier? Swamp Queens? Just crude pictures on the sign cuz gremlins don't read too good? "Mah's Place" would have more in common with Madame Sybelle's old place. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpankyBat Posted April 22, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 22, 2016 It's tempting to go really raunchy with the name of the club but I'm a big boy and I can resist. maybe for a picture I can have my wife use her off hand and sketch a beer stein and a butt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ress is More Posted April 23, 2016 Report Share Posted April 23, 2016 I'd say "The bayou Rouge" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpankyBat Posted April 23, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 23, 2016 If you take out the slot machines I'm basically making a gremlin version of The Honeypot. That's a disturbing thought. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meatpuppet Posted April 23, 2016 Report Share Posted April 23, 2016 First edition Ophillia has more metal is perfect, she has huge pouty lips and boobs comparable to Trixi. She would make the perfect master for the crew. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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