Clockwork Top Hat Posted September 26, 2015 Report Share Posted September 26, 2015 The One Ring is safe - I gave it to the Rail Golum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hungering Derpness Posted September 26, 2015 Author Report Share Posted September 26, 2015 What do you call a fight between Pandora and a Death Marshall?A box-ing match. What do you get if you cross Pandora's totem with a chicken?A poultry-geist How does Pandora steer a boat?She sor-rows. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hungering Derpness Posted October 20, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 20, 2015 Why did von Schill break into the Mausoleum?because he's with the frei-corpseGives him something in common with the Ressers.They like a free corpse too. What summons marionettes and smashes atoms together?The Large Hadron Collodi 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4554551// Posted October 20, 2015 Report Share Posted October 20, 2015 Why did the doppelganger accept the marriage proposal?She can't be shot while engaged. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4554551// Posted October 20, 2015 Report Share Posted October 20, 2015 Jacob is the Lynch-pin of his crewRamos was denied a payout by his insurance company-They don't cover electrical fireThe hungering darkneses evil plan failed, and he was so sure of his own brillianceWhat does a Rasputina crew and her top drawer have in common?They both have a mechanical rider 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hungering Derpness Posted October 20, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 20, 2015 The Crossroads Seven are now calling themselves Crossroads See after nv left the band. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4554551// Posted October 21, 2015 Report Share Posted October 21, 2015 McMorning walks into the brew masters bar. He's welcomed in and orders an almond daiquiri. Brewie makes one up for him, and happy with the result, McMorning returns time and time again to his new favorite bar, each time ordering an almond daiquiri. Brewie is used to it now and even orders almonds especially for those drinks. Until one day McMorning walks in and the brew master realises he forgot to order the almonds. Sure enough, McMorning makes his order, and with a "sure, no problem" Brewie runs to the back, not wanting to disappoint a regular. Searching around for some left over almonds he comes across a stash of hickory nuts. Thinking McMorning would never know the difference, he mixes up and serves the drink. Taking one sip McMorning looks Brewie straight in the eye and says "Brewie, you sure this is an almond daiquiri?" To which Brewie confesses: "No... It's a hickory daiquiri Doc" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SurreyLee Posted October 22, 2015 Report Share Posted October 22, 2015 Why isn't Seamus a hit with the living ladies?Because he has a rotten belle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4554551// Posted October 23, 2015 Report Share Posted October 23, 2015 Why didn't Nin go to the dance? She had no-body to go with 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SurreyLee Posted October 23, 2015 Report Share Posted October 23, 2015 Why does Nicodem need menthyl and lemon lozenges?All the Coffin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4554551// Posted December 3, 2015 Report Share Posted December 3, 2015 Why aren't the arcanist 4ss models as good as they used to be? They're metal jammin What's leviticuses favourite element? BariumWhat makes this thread entertaining? It's really punny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4554551// Posted December 3, 2015 Report Share Posted December 3, 2015 Why did Tara look so sad at a party? She felt empty inside. Rasputinas online dating profile:"Seeking strong, ambitious man, capable of controlling a cannibalistic cult. Immunity to genital frost bite a must."Of all the advise Ramos gave Joss after attaching the mechanical arm, the most valued was "Go gentle at first, or you'll rip your **** off" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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