A large number of those 220 minis are basic troops for armies, which I do in an assembly-line fashion. They don't get a lot of bells and whistles, so I probably end up averaging 1 1/2 hours per model for them. I'll spend probably 4+ hours on special characters, and I worked on my Warhammer Giant for two weeks last month. But the bulk of my minis are basic troopers used for gaming. It seems that the focus here is more on individual miniatures done to a high standard with very nice basing, which would naturally result in a smaller output. The short version of this paragraph is that I am not some amazing speed-painter, just a moderate painter churning out units.
I love Fantasy Sports. I generally have four teams (Yahoo! only allows four teams per sport) for all of the major sports (American Football, Baseball, Basketball) and dabble in the Golf, NASCAR, and March Madness stuff. I've started running leagues for The Miniatures Page, and would be open to competing in any leagues based here as well. It's always more fun to play against people you know.
"Chonk" is a word my sister and I used to use when interrupting each other. It's quite bothersome to have someone repeatedly yelling, "Chonk!" when you're trying to tell them something. The 34 comes from basketball. It was Hakeem Olajuwon's jersey number. He played basketball for the Houston Rockets and led them to two championships in the 90s.