Cunning Posted July 21, 2011 Report Share Posted July 21, 2011 I love Lilith Mother of Monsters because Freud says I should. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neverata Posted July 21, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 21, 2011 Lol nice try but.....no Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aka_hazard Posted July 21, 2011 Report Share Posted July 21, 2011 (edited) If Nathan hasn't nuked them you will see from my sig that I currently have 10 Masters (Lady J has not been purchased yet). With that in mind.... Last night I dreamt that the Dreamer and LCB were the Master I loved the most but when I woke up the feeling slowly faded away so, feeling a little empty, I decided to go for a stroll. Taking a shortcut down an alley I encountered the Viktorias and, persuaded in no small amount by the swords to my throat, I decided that they were the best Masters. That was until Perdita showed up at the other end of the alley and promptly dismissed the Viktorias with a comment about bringing a knife to a gunfight... My feeling of relief was short lived as now Perdita, waving her guns menacingly in my direction, enquired who I thought was the best Master now? Luckily Lucius chose that moment to step forth and declare that the choice had already been decreed by the Governor and it was, with all humility, himself, Lucius. As Lucius and Perdita got into a heated debate about what exactly the Governor could do with his decree I managed to creep away. Still feeling empty inside I wandered across to Nicodem's Burger Bar and bought myself a Quarter Pounder Deluxe. As I chewed away thinking that this was the best ever, a voice behind me asked if it was the taste of the seasonings or the blood that made the burger so enjoyable. I exited the burger bar quickly when Lilith started enquiring about the meat used in the Donner Kebabs. In the park across from the burger bar a small fair was being held with a puppet show and fortune teller but which one was the best? When all is said and done, and despite Von Schill offering to bribe me, I think the choice has to be Pandora. Not so much that she's the best, it's just that I feel sorry for her... Edited July 21, 2011 by aka_hazard spelling and adding Von Schill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdrianMills Posted July 21, 2011 Report Share Posted July 21, 2011 Love it hazard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Alleycat Posted July 22, 2011 Report Share Posted July 22, 2011 Well,First and foremost I must profess my love for Sonnia,she of the Fiery temper and the sarcastic turn of phrase. I have played her exclusively since I first got her,even to the point of Forsaking von schill and seamus,and not fielding perdita after I bought her box set to get ortegas for Sonnia to boss around.To further express my devotion and love I chose to paint her to resemble as closely as possible my girlfriend of 6 years. And to further express my love,I painted her chief Minion and most reliable protector,Samael Hopkins to resemble myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neverata Posted July 23, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 23, 2011 Keep em coming folks....free ticket to the UK GT is worth getting the creative juices flowing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G&TBoy Posted July 24, 2011 Report Share Posted July 24, 2011 I enjoy using several masters, and couldn't pick one out yet as my favourite, though I do enjoy using Mr Jones.......I do however love the events at Maelstrom and cant wait for Novembers GT..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neverata Posted July 24, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 24, 2011 Chris, you could have said I was your favourite master! That might have worked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fulgrima Posted July 24, 2011 Report Share Posted July 24, 2011 (edited) Chris, you could have said I was your favourite master! That might have worked Im amazed no one has commented on that yet Will Team Jo get my free ticket Edited July 24, 2011 by Fulgrima Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neverata Posted July 24, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 24, 2011 I know! People just aren't as funny as I thought they were Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G&TBoy Posted July 24, 2011 Report Share Posted July 24, 2011 I've been told I'm funny looking does that count? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neverata Posted July 31, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 31, 2011 Had some weird and wonderful entries so far but nothing visual....come on people! Impress me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oshova Posted August 19, 2011 Report Share Posted August 19, 2011 I was quite torn to pick who was my favourite master. But in the end the awesomeness of the character of one outweighed the awesomeness of the model of the other. Anyway . . . here goes. Some say he's just green, But he's more than what's seen, He collects undead hookers, But he only likes the lookers, As long as they're eighteen. Some others say he's mean, That he's Irish and unclean, But he's the Mad Hatter, That's the crux of the matter, Also, he likes Jim Bean. Some say he's quite obscene, That he smells like a latrine, That his .50 Flintlock Is no worse than some gridlock, And his suit is only dry clean. But my favourite master's Seamus, He might not be the most famous, And like a kid who wants a lolly, I cannot wait to get Molly, As they're both destined for greatness. Go Team Seamus! Tim - Wannabe Seamus =p PS. For those who don't know, Jim Bean is a brand of Whiskey =] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neverata Posted August 19, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2011 HAHAHAHAHAHAH OH TIMMY. You've just made my day... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loganproudbeard Posted August 19, 2011 Report Share Posted August 19, 2011 Ode to Lucius...... A special world for you and me A special bond one cannot see He wraps us up in its cacoon and holds us fiercley in his world. His fingers spread like fine spun gold Gently nestling us to the fold Like silken thread he holds us fast Bonds like this are meant to last. And though at times a thread may break a new one forms in its wake He binds us closer to keep us strong In his special world, where we belong............ An Ode to lucius by "Super" Edd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clousseau Posted August 19, 2011 Report Share Posted August 19, 2011 Well done Oshova/Timmy. Does that mean you'll be using Seamus in Bristol? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neverata Posted August 19, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2011 Master Timmy should be using Chompy.....He promised it would be all neverborn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oshova Posted August 19, 2011 Report Share Posted August 19, 2011 I can't deny using the awesomest model out there. But I have been thinking about giving him a rest after. So I might switch back to Ressers for the start of next year. Give me some time to try and get better with thim. Then again, I reserve the right to go all Irish depending on the new book and whether it is used. Tim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cenobite Posted August 20, 2011 Report Share Posted August 20, 2011 By his top hat,and vicious gun By his unflinching sense of fun By his hunger never sated By his love of death oft consummated By Molly's tears and blood drenched sobs By the guilds terror and helpless slobs By rotting whores and Jezebel's By sparkling Soulstones his tale we tell Though his love of pain be legendary Though he transcends the cemeteries Though the reward climbs ever higher Though those that hunt him never tire By his lustful ever hungry eye By the pretty girls who beg to die Though Molly girl does hate her Master Seamus will ever haunt the ever after We call on him his tale to tell Serving Seamus is a proper hell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neverata Posted August 20, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 20, 2011 You're all poets I'm impressed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pikachu Posted August 20, 2011 Report Share Posted August 20, 2011 (edited) I thought I would do a slightly different aspect of my love for my Master. As someone who works with sick and poorly dogs everyday, I thought it only fair that Nix should have his say......................... I thought I saw you today, But you, my Master, were too far away, I tried to run as fast as I could, But you disappeared, shrouded in the woods, I have searched for you through the darkness, But the shadows I find only bring me sadness, I am lonely without you, my Master, I only hope that death comes for me faster, I will never stop my search for you, Down these endless streets of Malifaux, My heart and soul have been taken, By these lands which are forsaken, I thought I heard your voice today, But you, my Master, did not say, When you would return, to be by my side, As the cards are turning, will fate decide. By Amy Barfield Edited August 20, 2011 by Pikachu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neverata Posted September 4, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 4, 2011 Hi all, keep them coming. Competition ends end of September Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azathoth Posted September 4, 2011 Report Share Posted September 4, 2011 I love Seamus because he charges very reasonable rates for his 'girls'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugsplat Posted September 4, 2011 Report Share Posted September 4, 2011 (edited) ... when you are totally in love with a woman you just know you are going to end up dead, holding your guts as they fall out of the hole she has just ripped... but you just dont care... and she has an incredible work ethic Edited September 4, 2011 by Bugsplat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G&TBoy Posted September 4, 2011 Report Share Posted September 4, 2011 I love Sonnia for the next 47 weeks because if I don't I will owe Fulgrima £10 English pounds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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