Ratty Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 I'm currently suffering from Man Flu, the silent killer. If my posts make little to no sense it's due to the large amount of Lemsip I'm taking. Wish me luck, I hear 1/10th of all men die from it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxXhayzelXxx Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 *rolls eyes* Oh dear, over dramatic today dear Ratty?! *gives him a sweetie* That should clear you up! x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratty Posted March 2, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 typical woman, downplaying the severity of Manflu... How can they know the horrors, they can't catch it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxXhayzelXxx Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 *sighs and pats your head* make sure you get better soon Ratty, cant have you leaving us! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mergoth Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 They have a pact with satan that makes them immune. My girlfriend never gives me the sympathy I'm due when I'm suffering from it. Solidarity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxXhayzelXxx Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 *blinks* I have no such pact. I am infact satan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sholto Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 I saw a movie with Dustin Hoffman once, where a monkey infected with Manflu escaped and nearly caused an epidemic. Man, it was weird going to the cinema with Dustin Hoffman, but he was cool about it. Best of luck, Ratty, and stay away from monkeys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stern Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 Manflu is serious business Hayzel! Hes going to need alot of sweeties to get through this! And I want a sweetie! I feel left out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxXhayzelXxx Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 YAAAAAAAAAAAAY! someone wants my sweeties!!! *dances* You can have LOTS of sweeties Stern Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxXhayzelXxx Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 I saw a movie with Dustin Hoffman once, where a monkey infected with Manflu escaped and nearly caused an epidemic. Man, it was weird going to the cinema with Dustin Hoffman, but he was cool about it. Best of luck, Ratty, and stay away from monkeys. LMAO! Awesome. You sholto are a GENIUS!! xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Er1k Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 (edited) Know how you feel mate, I was struck down with laryngitis last week. 3 days off work watching John Wayne movies and painting my Viktorias. It was murder lol Get well soon Ratty............... Edited March 2, 2011 by Er1k Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stern Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 YAAAAAAAAAAAAY! someone wants my sweeties!!! *dances* You can have LOTS of sweeties Stern WOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MUCHOS Sweeties for me *Dances while nomming sweeties* :-D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxXhayzelXxx Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 Yeh Get well soon Ratty! *hugs* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EricJ Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 errr, what's Manflu? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sliver Chocobo Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 *rolls eyes* Oh dear, over dramatic today dear Ratty?! *gives him a sweetie* That should clear you up! x Dramatic is one way to put it typical woman, downplaying the severity of Manflu... How can they know the horrors, they can't catch it. Manflu isn't real, it's normal flu They have a pact with satan that makes them immune. My girlfriend never gives me the sympathy I'm due when I'm suffering from it. Solidarity. I know a girl that once suffered from girlflu *blinks* I have no such pact. I am infact satan Hi Lucy, that explaines a lot YAAAAAAAAAAAAY! someone wants my sweeties!!! *dances* You can have LOTS of sweeties Stern Why my sweetie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxXhayzelXxx Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 You can have as many sweets as you want choco! you know that!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxXhayzelXxx Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 Girls dont have girl flu, we just have periods. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratty Posted March 2, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 errr, what's Manflu? It's a super strength mix of Ebola, Avian Flu and Swine Flu. It can only be caught by men. Women will claim that we just have a common cold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxXhayzelXxx Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 It's a super strength mix of Ebola and Avian and Swine Flu. It can only be caught by men. Women will claim that we just have a common cold. OVER EXAGGERATION! awwh bless you Ratty! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stern Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 OVER EXAGGERATION! awwh bless you Ratty! its not far off tho! I had manflu once and it felt like I was dying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxXhayzelXxx Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 heheh! Bless, *gives Ratty some more lemsips* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stern Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 i'm not sure what is in them lemsips exactly but they normally sort me right out, he should be good in no time with a good supply of 'em Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mergoth Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 Girls dont have girl flu, we just have periods. I was waiting for one of you Devil-spawn to mention that. But believe me, it's nothing compared to the specialised diseases only males can catch. I think the microbes are attracted to the Y chromosome. It's the only plausible explanation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sliver Chocobo Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 You can have as many sweets as you want choco! you know that!!! thanks , eats a few sweets It's a super strength mix of Ebola, Avian Flu and Swine Flu. It can only be caught by men. Women will claim that we just have a common cold. Which it is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratty Posted March 2, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 apparently the female gene can create a protein called caspase-12 that protects them from Manflu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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