MasterDisaster

He's welcome anytime. A short induction to the Korps sorts all the wayward ruffians out

Ahem 1 word... Glaswegian. Another 2... Scouser... Mancunian

It did have a sheep like form, that I have to admit

You think that's bad, try pissing of a Scottish woman... You'll never do it again

I can attest to this. It's my kind of place being an Outcast and all that. I saw an Ashes and Dust there once.

and on this day... the world ended *cries and screams of children*

Well... He's often skulking in the sewers. Out of sight, Out of mind right?

Exactly!!

We aren't rebels, we are concerned citizens offering our superior and expendable services to the highest bidder. Can't speak for Jacky or Tara (those two are crazy mutha fuckers!) But the rest of us are relatively normal... most of the time...

Given the state of Guild shooting you might as well be throwing them

We both know the Viks trash anything the Guild can throw at them... Encourage them to buy into the game. Not to buy into a lifetime of sadness, depression, rats and potential pedophilia... That Hamelin and his fascination with kids.. I tell ya it'll be the end of him should the authorities catch up to him

I actually want to encourage new players not bore them into a coma!

*yells behind a curtain* "Alyce, Call the Viks, they've got a date with the zGuild!"

Dude you made a few mistakes there... Corrected them for you though

Dirial has it right. The Trapper only gets to his Attack Flips which is great as it mitigates Soft Cover, if it were both flips it would specifically state Attack and Damage Flips. Of course Focusing for the extra range results in Attack Flips and Damage so there is that.... God damn I love Trappers!

I'm demonig tonight, feeling the Arcanist itch again.. I'm thinking Kaeris or Ironsides or Raspy. Ramos can suck it also Mei Feng isn't built and Colette.... well... not for a demo game!

Yeah, here ya go 6) Q: Lilith’s Master of Malifaux Ability states that she does not need LoS, and the Silurid’s Silent Ability states that models may not ignore LoS when targeting the Silurid. When Lilith targets a Silurid, does she need LoS? A: Yes. Lilith needs LoS.

Why not just use Silurid to take a Pigapult out, the Ignore LoS clause on the Pigapult doesn't work on them if I recall. There's something in the FAQ about Lilith not being able to ignore LoS to them so it should also be the same for Austringers and Pigapults.

Miss Terry - A Guild Sergeant that Looks like one of the girls from Scooby Do!

I thought you might like that bit. It made me think of you when I read it.

That's what Abs said!

Just found this on my Facebook, thought it might give the Europeans here a bit of a giggle. Maybe the Americans as well... Enjoy! Michael Yon A MESSAGE FROM THE QUEEN To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II In light of your failure in recent years to nominate competent candidates for President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately. (You should look up 'revocation' in the Oxford English Dictionary.) Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths, and territories (except North Dakota, which she does not fancy). Your new Prime Minister, David Cameron, will appoint a Governor for America without the need for further elections. Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire may be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed. To aid in the transition to a British Crown dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect: ----------------------- 1. The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as 'colour,' 'favour,' 'labour' and 'neighbour.' Likewise, you will learn to spell 'doughnut' without skipping half the letters, and the suffix '-ize' will be replaced by the suffix '-ise.' Generally, you will be expected to raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels. (look up 'vocabulary'). ------------------------ 2. Using the same twenty-seven words interspersed with filler noises such as ''like' and 'you know' is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication. There is no such thing as U.S. English. We will let Microsoft know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take into account the reinstated letter 'u'' and the elimination of '-ize.' ------------------- 3. July 4th will no longer be celebrated as a holiday. ----------------- 4. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers, or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that you're not quite ready to be independent. Guns should only be used for shooting grouse. If you can't sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist, then you're not ready to shoot grouse. ---------------------- 5. Therefore, you will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous than a vegetable peeler. Although a permit will be required if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public. ---------------------- 6. All intersections will be replaced with roundabouts, and you will start driving on the left side with immediate effect. At the same time, you will go metric with immediate effect and without the benefit of conversion tables. Both roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense of humour. -------------------- 7. The former USA will adopt UK prices on petrol (which you have been calling gasoline) of roughly $10/US gallon. Get used to it. ------------------- 8. You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French fries are not real chips, and those things you insist on calling potato chips are properly called crisps. Real chips are thick cut, fried in animal fat, and dressed not with catsup but with vinegar. ------------------- 9. The cold, tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all. Henceforth, only proper British Bitter will be referred to as beer, and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as Lager. South African beer is also acceptable, as they are pound for pound the greatest sporting nation on earth and it can only be due to the beer. They are also part of the British Commonwealth - see what it did for them. American brands will be referred to as Near-Frozen Gnat's Urine, so that all can be sold without risk of further confusion. --------------------- 10. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as good guys. Hollywood will also be required to cast English actors to play English characters. Watching Andie Macdowell attempt English dialect in Four Weddings and a Funeral was an experience akin to having one's ears removed with a cheese grater. --------------------- 11. You will cease playing American football. There is only one kind of proper football; you call it soccer. Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which has some similarities to American football, but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like a bunch of nancies). --------------------- 12. Further, you will stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the World Series for a game which is not played outside of America. Since only 2.1% of you are aware there is a world beyond your borders, your error is understandable. You will learn cricket, and we will let you face the South Africans first to take the sting out of their deliveries. -------------------- 13.. You must tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us mad. ----------------- 14. An internal revenue agent (i.e. tax collector) from Her Majesty's Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all monies due (backdated to 1776). --------------- 15. Daily Tea Time begins promptly at 4 p.m. with proper cups, with saucers, and never mugs, with high quality biscuits (cookies) and cakes; plus strawberries (with cream) when in season. God Save the Queen! PS: Only share this with friends who have a good sense of humour (NOT humor)!

Can we swap her Axe for a Whip and call her Mistress Queeg? *flutters eyelashes*

Stooge-faux Stooge Mode A - Play Drunk. Stooge Mode B - Play in a fancy dress and parasol. Stooge Mode C - Play and all chat must be poetic. Stooge Mode D - Play whilst wrangling sheep. Stooge Mode E - Play whilst correcting everyone's rulings before they can look at their cards with your head on fire.