*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!*
Tis I, your illustrious leader!
*Chews some tobacco*
*longs around for one of those pots that make a BING sound when you spit in them*
*Finds one and spits.*
Hmmmmm that was more of a clang than a bing...
*pot moves*
Oh... that explains it... it was ABS!