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Jonnas laughed when he saw the half price coffins, "Who needs a coffin?"

He kept walking by and then he stepped on a crap, "Oh no my new boots, this is the worst thing tha can happen to me..."

Looking down at his boots he never saw the piano falling on his head out of nowhere... well bad things happen

Miniatures - Malifaux Desperate Mercenary, Young Lacroix

Building - Lasercut MDF from TTCombat

Piano & Turd, Scratch build, Foamed PVC and Citadel Texture Paint respectively

 

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Somewhere in Malifaux airspace, shortly before this:

”...and remember not to fire until you see the yellows...”

”It’s ‘whites’ of their eyes, cap’n.”

”...no, I’m certain it was yellow. Good gremlin yellow. We are not the weak stomached sort to turn green in flight, no, we are Iron Skeeters and we are yellow through and through...”

”Captain, sir, that’s not the color you want—“

”...All hands to the spyglasses and tell me that’s not the color—hands off, that’s the captain’s spyglass!—do you see the yellows of their bottoms? Yes! What are you waiting for! Fire! For notoriety! For carnage! For a respectable kick-back from the proprietor of that shop!...”

”And then we loot it, cap’n?”

”No! You’re thinking small again. The human world below has learned to pay tribute to the Iron Skeeters! They pay, we get all the benefits of a raid without having to lift a finger...”

”Captain, it still cost us a piano. How much did you say we got paid?”

”...It’s the principle of the thing. You wouldn’t understand....”

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On 12/6/2017 at 5:48 AM, Gnomezilla said:

Somewhere in Malifaux airspace, shortly before this:

”...and remember not to fire until you see the yellows...”

”It’s ‘whites’ of their eyes, cap’n.”

”...no, I’m certain it was yellow. Good gremlin yellow. We are not the weak stomached sort to turn green in flight, no, we are Iron Skeeters and we are yellow through and through...”

”Captain, sir, that’s not the color you want—“

”...All hands to the spyglasses and tell me that’s not the color—hands off, that’s the captain’s spyglass!—do you see the yellows of their bottoms? Yes! What are you waiting for! Fire! For notoriety! For carnage! For a respectable kick-back from the proprietor of that shop!...”

”And then we loot it, cap’n?”

”No! You’re thinking small again. The human world below has learned to pay tribute to the Iron Skeeters! They pay, we get all the benefits of a raid without having to lift a finger...”

”Captain, it still cost us a piano. How much did you say we got paid?”

”...It’s the principle of the thing. You wouldn’t understand....”

thanks for the fluff it's awesome :)

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