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I absolutely love the Astropath and Commisar Lord!!

Ignorance is bliss: Linky I'm concerned that my son has a secret girlfriend? My 17 year old son has been very secretive with me lately, recently he has started to refuse to go to church with the family and tonight when I was going through his room I found a magazine with naked men in it. He obviously has a girlfriend that he is hiding from me that brought that magazine into my home and I am afraid they are having intercourse and I am greatly concerned that he is going to get her pregnant. What should I do about this? 2 months ago Additional Details He is not a homosexual, we have taught him from the bible and he has learned though our church that this is not in God's plan. I will not teach him about condoms, that is unacceptable, we have always taught him about abstinence and that is what God and his future wife expects from him. I want to speak to our pastor about this but I am very afraid of what he would think we are teaching our son if he things we are allowing him to sneak a girl into his bedroom. That is clearly inappropriate and we are good parents, I am very afraid what he will think of us. 2 months ago

I MUST HEAR THE FIREWORKS!!!! :laugh: Linky: http://www.ukresistance.co.uk/2008/11/partner-required-for-anonymous-super.html Want it from behind while you play Super Mario Brothers ? Age: 28 Date posted: Saturday 27th September Location: Brighton Do you love to play Super Mario Brothers on the Classic Nintendo System? Do you like to get tagged from behind while you do it? This is the post for you then. You must know your way around the game before we meet, must be open to anal sex, also able to fake an orgasm is a plus. I will send you the address to a hotel and a room number. When you arrive the door will be open. Please come in close and lock the door and close the shades if they are still open. I will be in the bathroom and the door will be closed. Turn on the TV and the Nintendo. Remove all of your clothing. Turn off all lights in the room and kneel down on the bed so you are directly in the light of the TV. You need to be facing the TV with your butt in the air pointed toward the pillows on the bed. Press the start button on the controller when you are ready. I will hear the sound and turn the light off in the bathroom and come out. You will not look directly at me, only look at the TV. When the first level starts I will begin to finger you and lick you. I will be using lots of lube as well. When you reach the end of level one, make sure to trigger the fireworks. This is vital to the entire experience. I must hear the fireworks. When level 2 begins and Mario walks into the pipe, I will penetrate you. You may say things like, "MORE", "HARDER", "YES", "FUCK ME", but nothing else. I will continue having sex until the level ends. DO NOT take the secret level skip. If you die I will pull out and spank you until the level restarts. When you reach the flag you must again trigger the fireworks, and also orgasm. I will pull out. When the 1-3 starts I will penetrate your ass. You are allowed to say something like "OH GOD", "YES", OR "IT HURTS" no other conversation is allowed. When level 1-4 starts I will alternate between holes as I see fit. You may beg me to cum inside or outside of you, depending on what you want. When boss falls and you reach the princess I will pull out and blow my load where you have convinced me I want too. You may then say something like "Thanks", "It was great", "I loved it", "Don't stop" If I am impressed you may continue playing and I will continue to pleasure you. If I am not, I will turn the Nintendo Off and return to the bathroom. At this time you may clean your self with the towel that is beside the bed. Turn the lights on, redress yourself and leave. I may come back out and talk to you as you dress but the conversation will most likely be short and revolve around scheduling another time to get together.

http://kriswithak.co.uk/ladybird Very funny!

Duende; are you trying to warp my fragile little mind?? I see you're still not quite over me.. Damn my l33t handsomeness!!

WAMP: Wyrd-Ass Miniature Players We Ask More Porn We're All Masculine Apes Who Asked Me Please? Wold's Arogant Mini Players (backwards:) Players of Miniaturegames are Wankers Just a few guesses..

Hullo, Been a while since I last posted something or even painted something! A while ago, I bought the Avatars of War Orc Warlord and I love it! It's an absolutely lovely model this, with some nice details and great agressive atmosphere! Front: Back: He's got issues: Close-up of an axe: C&C welcome John T

No shit? Great advice mate! Probbably not quite real..

Oh my.. It certainly is ehmmm.. 'American'.. In those first 2 pics, the front wheels are turned, I didn't know American cars could make turns?? Also, is that a K&N airfilter under the hood?

And here I was, fully expecting to see some nasty pictures of you guys 'comparing sizes'.. I should have known better..! Or should I?

Is it true that this game will be written by a mentally challenged dwarf that talks to monkeys and has been raised in an underground lair by insects??? It's the word on the streets here..

Hello, Been a while since I lifted a paintbrush, due to a lot of time spent playing with my new motorcycle and general lazyness.. But someone dragged me out of the painting-dip and made me sit down and taste paint again! Here's the product of all that; Rackhams Varghar: Hope you like it! It's a lovely model to paint and I decided to give it a very moody colourscheme, and use zenithal lighting to make that darkness even more visible. The mini was painted with mostely P3 paints, so it was also a test for those..

I actually like the first 2.. The other 2 are a bit 'meh' as usual..