Stern Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 apparently the female gene can create a protein called caspase-12 that protects them from Manflu. Now it all makes sense... we must undo this "to the lab!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaane Feinwong Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 Because everything on the Internet is fact: per wiki: According to Cambridge University researchers, evolutionary factors have led to the male system becoming more vulnerable to illness Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxXhayzelXxx Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 *grabs Stern and ties him up* drat! our secret has been found out!!! none of you shall go to the "lab". Infact where is this "lab"? I want to DESTROY IT!!! (feeling in the pink hulk kinda mood right now) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stern Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 *grabs Stern and ties him up* drat! our secret has been found out!!! none of you shall go to the "lab". Infact where is this "lab"? I want to DESTROY IT!!! (feeling in the pink hulk kinda mood right now) damn you I was so close! and I will never talk! and you will never find it cos only pirates know where to find it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sliver Chocobo Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 apparently the female gene can create a protein called caspase-12 that protects them from Manflu. Lies I have never had so called man fly, and I rarely get Ill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratty Posted March 2, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 Lies I have never had so called man fly, and I rarely get Ill Are you sure your really a man... not some kind of mutant fantasy Duck-Ostrich cross breed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MunkeyKungFu Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 I'm currently suffering from Man Flu, the silent killer. If my posts make little to no sense it's due to the large amount of Lemsip I'm taking. Wish me luck, I hear 1/10th of all men die from it. Are you sure your illness is that serious. It is a common misconception that lots of men suffer from man flu when in actual fact they suffer something not as bad which is refered to as the plague... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Amos Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 I'm always at work when I'm deathly ill. It's pretty unavoidable. Sitting behind the counter, rocking back and forth witgh a two-litre of Sunny D and hoping no one comes in. Good times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mergoth Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 Lies I have never had so called man fly, and I rarely get Ill Dude, don't say that too loudly of people will think you're actually a chick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Amos Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 Dude, don't say that too loudly of people will think you're actually a chick. Well, you'd have to run a DNA test to be sure, what with the cloaca and all.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buck Dog Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 I'm currently suffering from Man Flu, the silent killer. If my posts make little to no sense it's due to the large amount of Lemsip I'm taking. Wish me luck, I hear 1/10th of all men die from it. :angel:Get well soon old chap ! :vb_devil: Hmmm..... I wonder if I can take advantage of Ratty's feverish and lem-sip addled brain and actually win a game for a change ?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nilus Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 I use to be nearly immune to the flu, man or otherwise. Then I had a child and that boy started going to daycare. Daycares should be regulated by the CDC. UN inspectors should have to go in and figure out what biological weapons are being developed in them. Anyways good luck on getting over the Man Flu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sliver Chocobo Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 Are you sure your really a man... not some kind of mutant fantasy Duck-Ostrich cross breed. I could be Dude, don't say that too loudly of people will think you're actually a chick. who say I'm not Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxXhayzelXxx Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 *giggles* what an awesome thread. Oh btw i made man flu to make men weak so they cant stop me! mwhahahah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sliver Chocobo Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 *giggles* what an awesome thread. Oh btw i made man flu to make men weak so they cant stop me! mwhahahah! This might explain why I'm inmmune, Hazyel would never hurt her favourite Chocobo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stern Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 Oh btw i made man flu to make men weak so they cant stop me! mwhahahah! Somebody stop her before she takes over the world! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MunkeyKungFu Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 Somebody stop her before she takes over the world! She's harmless, she couldn't take over a paper bag ;-p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sliver Chocobo Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 (edited) Somebody stop her before she takes over the world! Hell no, beside I'm her second in command Edited March 2, 2011 by Sliver Chocobo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxXhayzelXxx Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 She's harmless, she couldn't take over a paper bag ;-p Oi! *giggles insanely! Tries to retaliate but cant because is giggling so much* DAMN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sliver Chocobo Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 Oi! *giggles insanely! Tries to retaliate but cant because is giggling so much* DAMN Time for to do what I'm paid for *put on Vivi costume and starts to cast ultima* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AntiZombie Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 OH man i love you guys ( how did the forums get by without the queen of the neverborn) Being a paramedic i can verify that the man flu does in fact exist. HOWEVER, if you go to the hospital they will cover it up because most of the nurses are women and they change the samples. If a male nurse does in fact get the samples a "helpful" female nurse says "i'll get that for you" and bam, conspiracy is continued. That's why we men never go to the ER, Dr.s, or the gas station to get directions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxXhayzelXxx Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 *giggles!!!* oh btw its PRINCESS im not old and decrepit! And exactly, they are my minions and they are doing well! sweetie AntiZombie? *offers a jelly baby* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MunkeyKungFu Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 Time for to do what I'm paid for *put on Vivi costume and starts to cast ultima* Yawn, bring it. Just remember this... Oh yeah game, set and match to me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxXhayzelXxx Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 I will just warn people not to mess with me. The last person tried to, and he made me cry, so i stared at him. His mouth started to spurt with blood, and his heart began to beat sooo fast. It slowly began to rise and pushed its way through his throat, and into his mouth. Gagging, th heart fell out and into my hands. Still staring into his terrified eyes, i ate it. *giggles* now wheres my teddy?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MunkeyKungFu Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 I refer back to my above point Hayzel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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