the keeper

Both the bell and the clock where kindly donated to us by our local gw, nice guys over there. and Tomas you pour thing, did yazza come and complain to you so you felt that you had to go and help him a little, how cute. Anyway, bring me a pie worthy of the keeper And should the pie be so enormous, that finishing it would ,even for me, seem impossible i shall not eat an other pie for a number of days equal to the amount of gram i did not eat...

yes i think you cant, so go and make me some pie and show me that you are more than just big words. And if you should have some dignitie at all dont go crying for help. Bake it your self, i chalange you!!

no interior, they just look good on the outside.......

why dont you buy me some and we can see.....

Almost right, I sketch first so i can get a feeling for the style we are trying to make. I draw plans for a living so in my free time i try doing things without them as much as posible. I start with glueing the stone's to a piece of plywood. i like to do the stone's first becouse it is easyer to shorten the balsa wood then it is to adjust the lenght of the stone's if things wouldn't fit. I didn't glue the balsa wood to anything, im way to lazy for that. i just use a thick bord (4mm) as base and glued finer strips on it (1mm) then i used a hobby knife to make some smale gutters in the thick balsa wood. i dont measure anything, i have to do that at work, so all i do is gess and hope it fits. i find it is the fastes way to do it, but you dont get a super clean look (luckely that was what we where going for) there are about 3 bord's of 1meter in each building For the roof i just glued some peaces of a cereal box between the wood, i use multiple level's so you dont have a flat roof but a nice curved one. Then i glue small peaces of cereal box on, this takes a long time (almost as long as building the rest of the house) but it give's a very nice lvl of detail, and it makes the houses look really good. there is about 50cm2 of card bord in each building Looking back at it i should have made more pictures while building, becouse they would have said so much more then words ever can. Pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie CAKEEEEEEEE

i laught... 1 supply wagon 2 abuela ortega 3 ashes and dust

That sounds about right, from what movie is soylent green? maybe i did see it but just didn't remember (happens a lot to me) And is there soylent green in smartie cereal, becouse other wise i dont get the link.......

hehe, well do you grow money to, becouse than we could talk i really like your work and one day if i have me a miniature i just cant handle my self ill be shure to look you up

no idee what soylent green is but i think yes we hope he isn't but to be honnest i dont know for shure, but as i see it things aren't looking very bright atm.

nice, idd like some of those.

A small word about our nemstae, if one would read his name back wards one would find what he really does. I just love the way his busnes plan works, its a nice vicious cirkel: one buy's some lovely stake at the butchers, somehow one would get sick and needs a visit to the docters, but even with the loving care of the good docter one still die's of his disease, well good thing we have an undertaker in the town. But how is it we never see any cattle at the butchers, and he always has meat......

2000 points guard 500 points spacemarine's 2000 points of lizardmen 4000 points of dwarfs one victoria crew one ophelia crew about 30 points of wm mercanaries about 150 miniatures from varing sourses things havn't look that good for me in years.......

Well what a day this was..... I cought me a 3the gnome!!! and there was much rejoicing, cheeer cheeer cheeer see not one, not 2 but 3 gnomes jeeej jeeej he is a meany

i really like my bread shop under the haning tree, you know that is going to be some very tasty bread

Thats some nice scenery you have there

Greetings all, i just thought idd give you a little update on how the gnome hunt is going. So i have been setting a lot of traps... Everybody know's redcaps like there beer. so i tryed luring them with some beer... but this trap wasn't that effective, the little buggers escaped my clever trap and drank my beer so I tryed more traps... but every time the little buggers escaped and drank my beer! Untill yesterday, when i finally maniged to capture one of them aftar all these weeks i finaly had some succes. nobody will call me mad no more. finally i have proof. Nobody will laugh with me now. especially sins i cought a second gnome this morning the first one is a nice quiet little gnome, but the second one is a mean little bastard, almost bit me in the nose..... ill try and get better pictures soon...

Please tell me it aint true, already so many things that want to stell my pie

Well the table is finished, if you are ever near antwerp let us know we will see what we can do and cassarus we know the fealing, we have cursed a lot before we had all our stone's cast. next time im doeing something like this im making my own molds ......

As far as i know the vodoo doll is free, becouse you have to summon it. thats why it says summond instead of a soul stone cost (same with mindless zombies) And silurid are worth there weight in soul stone, i take them as much as i can. they are very flexible. at first they might seem week and dependent on terain but i have never needed the water and after you get used to them they can be very powerfull.

Well sins the discovery of the gnomes in my room i have been bussy trying to get rid of them or capture them. so far my attempts have failed. and almost daily the red caps have broken or stolen something from me. So when im not trying to capture gnomes im trying to think of a good plan to take revenge on Yazza. So im afraid i havn't had much time to continue building. but i have thought of a genios plan to caputere the beer drinking, pillow stealing tree hugging gnomes so i hope to have some more to on my hands soon

I have a sudden urge to make a prinses model.....

Hellow all, Well i thought i could show you the front of my little house. When i took the picture i noticed something weird So i decided to photoshop the hell out of it, and after some zooming and brightness adjusting. i discoverd something horrible...... There was a LEPRECHAUN........... And not the happy jolly green kind you guys in the states have, Its a visios angry RED CAP we have here in europe. I'm pretty sure it are the Leprechauns Yazza planted under my bed. Plans must be made, axes to be sharpend, we have a leprachaun hunt to be had....

they were made out of hirst-art molds, just like the stones

Talking to woman, its like juggling with knives, its a small wonder i even got a girl to like me. And your right xhayzel, no lollypops for them.... Not that i have any... please dont eat me..... And to get back on topic, i added a silurid nest on top of the roof, and added some doll's, i suck at sculping so im gone add detail to the doll's when i paint them.

Why do they always find my weak spot, so sad weeping neverborn prinsesses. there there.... have a lollypop... Im afraid that was all the candy i had... please don't eat me...