Tarragon Posted September 25, 2011 Report Share Posted September 25, 2011 Random thought:... I am offering a Free ticket to the UK GT to the person who convinces me they love their Master more than ANYONE else loves their master! But what if you're my master? I don't know if anyone commented that, and if no-one has then I'm ashamed of you people! Where's your ability to see a wonderful joke? :motz: Or is it a joke... ?:hypnotize Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sliver Chocobo Posted September 25, 2011 Report Share Posted September 25, 2011 Wait I thought Neverata was Lilith Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neverata Posted September 25, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 25, 2011 Random thought:... But what if you're my master? I don't know if anyone commented that, and if no-one has then I'm ashamed of you people! Where's your ability to see a wonderful joke? :motz: Or is it a joke... ?:hypnotize What's that you say....win by default..... lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neverata Posted September 25, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 25, 2011 Wait I thought Neverata was Lilith Smooth save there.... Let's not make this the How much do you love Neverata thread because the ego will go out of control Only 5 more days to enter and only 40 days left til the UK GT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ben th3 bear Posted September 25, 2011 Report Share Posted September 25, 2011 Here is my entry for the love thy master! long live (ha) the resurrectionists! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stern Posted September 25, 2011 Report Share Posted September 25, 2011 wow someone has put some effort in! god damn he wants that ticket Jo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ukrocky Posted September 29, 2011 Report Share Posted September 29, 2011 (edited) I love Marcus because he is rugged and manly. I love Marcus because he reminds me of my dad. I love Marcus because he has cool dreadlocks. I love Marcus because he eats leaves. I love Marcus because he likes koala bears. I love Marcus because he is bent as. I love Marcus because he has a stick. I love Marcus because he is prettier than Pandora. I love Marcus because he doesn't wear a t-shirt. I love Marcus because he reminds me of Yogi Bear. I love Marcus because he 'tort he taw a puddy cat'. I love Marcus because he's half man. I love Marcus because he's half bear. I love Marcus because he's half pig. I love Marcus because he saved the world, of warcraft. I love Marcus because Sauron's eye never found him. I love Marcus because he hunts Dementors. I love Marcus because he's smarter than the average bear. I love Marcus because he won dancing with the stars without ever touching ice. I love Marcus because he was the original presenter of Loose Women. I love Marcus becasue he is Jeremy Kyle's go to guy. I love Marcus because Oprah would be lost without him. I love Marcus because he's a shining example of humanity. I love Marcus because he has a hot 'mate'. I love Marcus because he can do it too with can-doo. I love Marcus because he used to play Rugby for Scotland with the surname 'Di Rollo'. I love Marcus because he likes snakes. I love Marcus because he loves me. I love Marcus because he's harder, better, faster, stronger. I love Marcus because he could beat Seamus in an arm wrestle. I love Marcus because he reminds me of me. I love Marcus because he once ate an entire cattle herd in one sitting. I love steak. I love Marcus because he reminds me of Jo, and Jo is awesome. I love Marcus because he smashes people's face in. I love Marcus because he plays tig with slurrids, and wins. I love Marcus because he likes to look after baby sneezing pandas. I love Marcus because he just got tango'd. I love Marcus because he loves lamp. I love Marcus because he reminds me of the viktorias, just male, singular and overall better. I love Marcus because he once helped an old lady cross the road. I love Marcus because he found out why the chicken crossed the road. I love Marcus because he and Chuck Norris are long lost brothers. I love Marcus because he combined snickers and mars, into mickers. I love Marcus because he has jackalopes. I love Marcus because he can see better than Lady Justice. I love Marcus because he can run faster than Hoffman. I love Marcus because he is hotter than Sonnia. I love Marcus because his stick is better than Lucius'. I love Marcus because he can eat a bucket of KFC faster than Perdita. I love Marcus because he is Bruce Forsyth's stunt double. I love Marcus because he knows it isn't smelly cat's fault. I love Marcus because he is Mr. T's inspiration. I love Marcus because he once licked a turtle. I love Marcus because he hates Mitch. I love Marcus because he's just a teenage dirtbag baby. I love Marcus because he speaks no evil. I love Marcus because he hears no evil. I love Marcus because he sees no evil. I love Marcus because he eats evil. I love Marcus because he has a blue peter badge. I love Marcus because he coached Andy Murray to be bad a**. I love Marcus because he told God to give Maradonna his hand. I love Marcus because Cassandra fancies him. I love Marcus because he and Muhammad Ali drew in a boxing match. I love Marcus because he collects stamps. I love Marcus because he is the BAWSS. I love Marcus because he taught Steve Jobs all he knows. I love Marcus because he found the 58th flavour of Heinz. I love Marcus because he is concerned about global warming. I love Marcus because when Alexander Bell created the telephone, he had 3 missed calls from Marcus. I love Marcus because he won X Factor using sign language. I love Marcus because he has caught them all. I love Marcus because he can light a fire using 2 ice cubes and a kipper. I love Marcus because he is the 5th rider of the apocalypse. I love Marcus because he's been to Kythera. I love Marcus because he knows the way to Amarillo. I love Marcus because he was born with dreadlocks. I love Marcus because he is the second hardest thing in Malifaux, the first only occurs when Marcus is excited. I love Marcus because when he wants a steak, cows volunteer. I love Marcus because he can beat you in a game of connect 4, in 3 moves. I love Marcus because he appreciates Zoraida's body. I love Marcus because he, like Lilith, has wood. I love Marcus because his box is better than Pandora's. I love Marcus because he is what Lord Chompy Bits has nightmares about. I love Marcus because he can make Collodi slap himself. I love Marcus because he pitys Mr. T. I love Marcus because he killed Kenny. I love Marcus because physics obey his laws. I love Marcus because he beat Ramos in an arm wrestle, twice. I love Marcus becasue he melts Rasputina's heart. I love Marcus because he has a thing going on with Kaeris on the side, and Myranda couldn't care less. I love Marcus because he is more attractive then Collette. I love Marcus because he likes cheese. I love Marcus because he isn't a cat person, they are Marcus cats. I love Marcus because gravity doesn't effect him, the earth just follows him around. I love Marcus because he's too sexy for his shirt, too sexy for his shoes, oh so sexy. I love Marcus because he is the venga bus. I love Marcus because he reached for the stars, climbed every mountain higher. I love Marcus because he created the Thriller dance when fighting against Nicodem. I love Marcus because Seamus' belles love him. I love Marcus because his 'beast' is bigger than McMourning's. I love Marcus because he was in Molly's bosom before Philip Tombers. I love Marcus because he made Kirai cry, nothing to do with her lover. I love Marcus because he has a pet rock, called earth. I love Marcus because heowns the andrex puppy. I love Marcus because he has a WKD side. I love Marcus because his pipe is more impressive than Hamelin's. I love Marcus because he had a 3 way with the Viktoria's. I love Marcus because he killled Leveticus, for real. I love Marcus because he outdrank Som'er teeth. I love Marcus because he made Ophelia say, "Ooooh, a Marcus". I love Marcus because my hand now hurts. I love Marcus because he knows how to divide by zero. I love Marcus because when he pokes you on facebook, you feel it wherever you are. I love Marcus because he is 2nd in the 'awesome' ratings, only to Jo Edited September 29, 2011 by ukrocky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stern Posted September 29, 2011 Report Share Posted September 29, 2011 I think Craig loves Marcus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stern Posted September 29, 2011 Report Share Posted September 29, 2011 I love Marcus because he hates Mitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neverata Posted September 29, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 29, 2011 I think its a trap! He really loves Colette actually... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarragon Posted September 29, 2011 Report Share Posted September 29, 2011 I think its a trap! He really loves Colette actually... Actually, I think he likes steak more... I love steak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neverata Posted September 29, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 29, 2011 Actually, I think he likes steak more... Why would he not. Everyone loves steak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neverata Posted September 29, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 29, 2011 Only one more day to go until this competition ends Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ukrocky Posted September 30, 2011 Report Share Posted September 30, 2011 (edited) I love Marcus because he influences me in all my life choices: P.s. uploading on phones is a horrible experience! Edited September 30, 2011 by ukrocky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumb Luck Posted September 30, 2011 Report Share Posted September 30, 2011 Heck, I think I can see Craig's chest. *throws up* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stern Posted September 30, 2011 Report Share Posted September 30, 2011 Heck, I think I can see Craig's chest. *throws up* *throws up at the sight of Dom throwing up* Think we all know what Craig is dressing up as for the GT now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumb Luck Posted September 30, 2011 Report Share Posted September 30, 2011 *throws up at the sight of Dom throwing up* Think we all know what Craig is dressing up as for the GT now Myranda? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ukrocky Posted September 30, 2011 Report Share Posted September 30, 2011 The pecs are step two Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stern Posted September 30, 2011 Report Share Posted September 30, 2011 Myranda? The pecs are step two Now that will be one interesting costume seriously get a kiddies hulk costume and paint it up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumb Luck Posted September 30, 2011 Report Share Posted September 30, 2011 He's getting pecs. He's actually getting pecs. Ha. You need a stuffed bunny for a Jackalope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sliver Chocobo Posted September 30, 2011 Report Share Posted September 30, 2011 The pecs are step two He's a Teddy Well not many things are that scary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stern Posted September 30, 2011 Report Share Posted September 30, 2011 He's getting pecs. He's actually getting pecs. Ha. You need a stuffed bunny for a Jackalope. good luck craig and i second the bunny idea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarragon Posted September 30, 2011 Report Share Posted September 30, 2011 Well, would me going as a Black Blood Shaman (with wings!) be over-ambitious? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neverata Posted September 30, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 30, 2011 there are *counts and looks clever* 34 minutes left to enter The winner will be contacted and crowned (announcement does not contain real crown) early part of next week when all the entries are adjudicated Thanks for all the effort ladies and gents! Its been....a real eye opener! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarragon Posted September 30, 2011 Report Share Posted September 30, 2011 Cool. How much did I win by? :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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