MasterDisaster

Oh it was! I really didn't get to see much of what Ironsides could do but my god did my Oxfordian Mages wreak havoc on his crew! Handing out Slow, Burning and pushes all over the place. They were great to just sit on the edge of the Turf War area and use their triggers alongside the Captain to push enemy models out of the area at the end of the turn. It was some pretty horrific denial for my opponent. He also forgot about Captains "Middle of the Storm" so the Mages were mitigating 2 out of any damage they suffered before they activated. he managed to land lots of 2 Dmg hits on them which was awesome because Bulletproof drops it to 1 and their Arcane Shield can reduce it to (0). If they even did suffer damage I had Mouse or Johana heal them whilst also dropping cards to fuel Toni's Adrenaline rampage. SOOOO MUCH FUN!!

Hell yeah, She managed to hit Perdita with an Uppercut at Ml 4! I just imagined a right hook, left hook followed by a retro mortal combat style uppercut through the ceiling. My friends even cried out "FINISH HIM!" so I set Fancisco on fire and smacked him around with 2 relic hammers so he'd die at the end of the turn

Morning all, I'm well thanks (reply to yesterdays comments) I managed to play Ironsides for the first time last night. She seems really good fun, I won 10-2 but lost her. I get the impression if you're playing her you need to expect her to die which is fine if you bag 10vp I guess. My opponent wanted to see how tanky she was so whilst he poured all his AP into her I murdered his crew and bagged VP I think some more practice with Mouse and other stuff to drag things into her tarpit is the way forward. Still... Ironsides bagged herself a Perdita kill in one activation. For those that are interested this is how it went down. Brass Kunckles for 2 Dmg & Adrenaline +1 (total +2), Brass Knuckles for 3 Damage (dropped Adrenaline +2), Uppercut for 5 Dmg! *mic dropped, walks off smug as fuck*

I want to paint the Donkey pink Hey guys! Fleeting visit, work is mental at the moment. Hope you're all well!

Hahaha I know right, my scheduled opponent is moving house at the moment so we keep missing each other.

Thanks, I'm sure she will. I'll be trying to get it re-arranged for the next week or so. Hopefully I can get the time to kick some Gremlin ass

False alarm guys. The Mrs is ill so I've had to cancel the game for this evening. Will be looking to re-schedule soon.

You bloody Welsh have to go spoil all our fun! Besides I'm hungover and bored at work. Couldn't let me have that one eh?

Hark, for thy postman hath come, But be warned good folk, For he be covered in dung! *takes a bow*

I'm good thanks Dirial, considering the total lack of sleep I've been having recently. Yeah I've forgotten a lot of the German I learnt at school. It was a good 10 years ago since I've had to use it in any practical way. Still I got the message across so that's a win for me!

Guten morgen kerl handlanger . Wie sind wir alle heute? That's about the extent of my German. I suspect it's riddled with mistakes.

That's the general idea, hopefully I wont be riddled with bullets before I can hit stuff

I have just confirmed my next game for Monday of next week. Lilith vs. Ophelia here we come!

Wasn't actually on lunch but still I did enjoy it when I ate it! Good thanks! Been busy at work recently so not much opportunity to get on here Indeed I am, just about anyway! Decentish is better than shit so I guess that's good!

Hello guys, hows it going?

Hi guys! Just a quick message to assure you I'm still alive! (just about) Hope you're all well! *rushes off to have a ciggy before lunch break ends*

Just a quick one guys. I've just had my ass handed too me for spending too much time on the forums at work. Last week alone I clocked up 13 Hours. Turns out my sneaky boss had a new router installed that tracks websites used etc. If my usage goes higher than 2.5 hours a week (aka lunch breaks) then he's going to block this site from work computers. So... sadly I wont be able to come on as much as before. I could use my phone but it's a pain in the ass and if he catches me on there I'll get another ass kicking

Good thanks, how are you? You rang?! Oi ya cheeky bugger! I've got GCSE and A Level English Qualifications I'll have you know. My English is better than most Brits. My typing... not so much

I'm pretty much the same as you in that regard. I still don't know what to do with my life. I'm pretty lazy by nature and I don't enjoy work. I've spent the last 10 years sort of floating between jobs not really knowing what I want to do. At the moment I'm working with my families business but it's not what I want to do. Wish I could get some sort of adviser to point me in the right direction but as far as I'm aware that sort of thing isn't available over here.

Busy weekend and then ill yesterday

Morning guys.

Hey! It's not rape if you shout "Surprise!" first. Then it's legally known as Surprise Sex!

Oh my god! I just got off the phone with a sale rep who was trying to entice me to take up some "fantastic deals on adhesives" so I said "Sure, I'm kind of busy at the moment, drop me an e-mail and I'll take a look" (I'm not but it's nearly my lunch break) The e-mail came shortly after and the PDF attachment was called "Sticky Special". Needless to say I was reluctant to open it.

I've messaged the Opheila player in our league. Hopefully I can slap her around a bit on Monday if he gets back to me in time. This waiting around is killing me though! Lilith needs to smash more face! Once he turns up I believe