Jeebus

You just gotta love Nico.

Well, I mean you don't HAVE to . . . 

gonna be looking for a game any time between right now and saturday . . . 

I guess it doesn't make sense narratively. Why am I running to my opponents side of the table to protect my territory? I guess I'm the only one that thinks this feels wrong though... Oh well.

The wording on protect territory has gotten people I play with confused. I just want to clarify how exactly it works. If I have two scheme markers with friendly models within 2" and they are both within 6" of the deployment zone they score, right?

How my group interprets it is they have to be outside of 6" from the deployment zone (which sounds like it goes against what protect territory means and what it was in previous editions. (With this thinking they can, and do, score full points on break thru and protect territory with only two scheme markers. That seems ridiculous.)

I think the confusion comes from the wording. "... At least 6" from the deployment zone." Is that the minimum distance it can be from the DZ, or the maximum?

Please cite your sources.

i'm from Carbondale Illinois and plan on coming out for the Enforcer Brawl/Open Play on thursday. couple of questions though. what time does the open play start? and how is the parking for the store? been to a few places that are lacking in the parking availability. 

looking to schedule a vassal game any time on wednesday Oct 22nd. (off work with nothing to do all day). either let me know here or on skype: Tiktaalik12

You take that back Sir, right now.

Madame sybelle plays ball like a GIRL!!

I liked the report. Always glad to see Zoriada win! Lol. Another slight rules mixup/misplay the tree markers are removed if the waldgeist moves, so you couldn't have made that charge on the voodoo doll at the beginning (turn 1). The trees would have been picked up and that Geist would have not had the 4" melee range.

Good old Ol' Flappy Bags.

I am glad the newer generation won't necessarily have to contend with elderly hag-breasts as often as the old-timers had to. *They* have plastic!

~Lil Kalki

I don't know, I think metal Madame sybelle is worse than metal Zoriada.

First crew I played was Collodi in 1.x and I loved him! When I was being told what malifaux was they mentioned a puppet master and since I had been binge watching the movies I had to play him! Got whooped at first since I was learning the game as well as his old movement shenanigans at the same time.

But ol' flappy bags is my favorite on table and in the fluff. I'm in the mind set that I am keeping my old metal model because topless old lady is gross and awesome!

What is a good choice for little miss' ability to take an upgrade? I was thinkin the lead apron for the armor, but is there anything that should be jumping out screaming 'take me dummy!'

I was just thinkin. With a high cg, ml buffed to 6 and min damage of 2 AND the Df debuff, they aren't too bad

I was thinkin of using slop haulers in a mah list for the Df debuff. Didn't realize sloppys have an huge charge! Could do the same trick as mancha, mah, trixie but with a hauler instead of mancha.

What do you guys think? Would it be worth while using slop haulers mainly for their debuff?

I'm thinkin Mancha, Pere, Lenny, Slop hauler is what I'm gonna try next. Sloppy lowers Df then Mancha and Lenny put the hurt on... Could be pretty not bad. I still like Pere in here with his I'll splode if ya get near me and you ain't even gonna like it...

1. Gracie. (Imma eat all your mans and you ain't even gonna like it!)

2. Lenny (throw!!!)

3. Stuffed pigs (what better war cry than "Squeee **pop**?!)

4. Gremlin Taxidermist (auto trigger for a corpse counter summon a stuffed piglet. Damage isn't too horrible either.)

5. Rooster rider (all the reasons!!)

Just curious; how many copies of stuff are in there? Like lightning bugs and stuffed pigs and what not? Is it just one card each or a few? Also, is their any misprints or changes that are noteworthy?

We played a lot over the summer. We played the same as OP. 20 minute limit. (summoning was allowed) 

My list was: Gremlins

Mancha Roja

Pere Ravage

Burt Jebsen

Gremlin Taxidermist

I was undefeated. (out of 5 or 6 games.)

First turn was always Taxidermist attack Pere and trigger for corpse counter. Summon a stuffed piglet. then Pere run forward to sit in the middle of the board and wait. (i know people dont like summoning, so im going to work out a list without the Tax-man) 

Still looking for other players! In the last year ive found two new players. one moved away a few months ago and the other is only marginally interested in playing. (bought mei fang during gencon and hasnt built them yet!) I havent gotten an actual game in in months! Too many gremlins sittin in the box. They are getting restless. I can hear them plotting my demise during the night. They need to be played!! 

any way you can cite your source? 

Is the Brewmaster ever going to be a real thing?! Is there a release date even being lied about anywhere?! I really hope Brewy and friends are not just a figment of my imagination. All i want to do is throw drunken germs at people . . . 

That's how I've used her aswell, I can't say I agree with Zoraida being sub par with Gremlins though when you can obey a one ap charge from your pigs.

well, I'm sure its just my abilities running her. I havent won a game running her as gremlins or neverborn, BUT i always end up doing something at least memorable in those games. I still have fond memories of my Zoriada/Collodi powerhouse from last edition. (I'm sure my group still wakes in a cold sweat on account of it. lol). It seems i generally take higher SS models when i run Ol' Flappybags. maybe tone it down and concentrate on the out activating advantage akin to gremlins. . . next time i put her on the table i'm gonna try to keep that in mind . . . 

i've taken Sammy with Zoriada (she's still my girl even if she is sub par with the gremlins). gave Sammy animal shape and just flew around turning scheme markers into stuffed pigs. lol. 

I love making us discard our hands! I generally attempt it at least once a game. I like running Somer in, making sure everyone knows that his hat is the biggest, then (0) for Quit screwin around to add insult to injury. then all the bayous who really dont care run around all willy nilly doing typical gremlin stuffs. 

Is anyone running the Sow? If so how does it do? what are you proxying as it? I love the pigs and have run all of them but this one thus far. 

everyone knows there's no such thing as a gremlin release date!