Welcome to tonight’s game, on the card we have McMourning Crew vs. Lady Justice Crew
For McMourning we have McMourning himself, a zombie Chihuahua, a zombie punk, a zombie samurai, a flesh construct and two lovely nurses!
For Lady Justice we have the lovely blind one herself, Lady Justice, an exorcist, a pale rider, the judge, and three marshals!
Looks like it is going to be a good show tonight, these crews are fierce and ready for a battle.
It looks like they are about to get started.
Time started 1 p.m.
35 ss points each
Scenario Mad Dash for the Pumpkin Patch
6 rounds
Round 1
They flip and McMourning wins, he goes first, McMourning’s crew hid in the shadows while Lady Justices’ crew confidently moved out in the open, pretty much how it is in every first round folks, Un-eventful…
Round 2
they flip again and McMourning wins again! The flesh construct for McMourning moves to the patch and now has a pumpkin! One death marshal for lady justice does the same thing has a pumpkin,
McMourning uses magical extension on his Chihuahua and attempts racked with pain on the pale rider. What’s this?! The red joker makes its first appearance! For a total of 19! The pale rider meets him with a 19!! McMourning spends a ss and adds to his cards a 6! Making it 24 and his spell goes off! The pale rider takes 2 wounds and can't use 0 actions until closing. What a great start for round 2.
Another death marshal moves into the patch grabs a pumpkin! Sebastian uses all his moves and grabs up 2 body counters! McMourning has something brewing with his crew, I don't know what it is folks but this commentator can't wait to see what comes next! The third marshal just tried to arrest a flesh construct but he turned and slipped out of his grasp! Now the marshal tries to shoot the flesh construct but the golem turns, he is too slow, the bullet hits and the construct takes 2 wounds! This is getting intense, these two groups mean business!
A samurai steps up to the patch and picks up another pumpkin! Look at this folks! The pale rider has turned his sites on a Chihuahua and shoots! That dog may be a zombie but it’s still a dog! The dog takes 3 wounds! But the pale rider is not done! He shoots again, oh no he misses!
A marshal attempts to shoot a samurai but the black joker stops him in his tracks! That samurai must have some kind of guardian angel watching over him! The marshal shoots again, and this time he hits! 5 wounds! Holy smokes that marshal means business!
McMourning makes his way towards the pale rider, staying in cover. The exorcist steps up and casts blessings of magic not sure why, there are no spirits on the field! The exorcist shoots his crossbow at the samurai, the samurai drops! Looks like his guardian angel gave up on him, Wow what a hit! What's this? He dropped a corps counter! And McMourning is smiling! What kind of diabolical scheme is he planning!
A punk zombie just reached the patch, lady justice aims at the punk zombie but of course her blindness prevents her hitting him! The last rights are invokes and she takes the corpse counter and boy McMourning is not happy.
What's this? The pumpkins just attacked their carriers; the patch has come to life! The construct drops his pumpkin and now has 2 more wounds while the marshals do the same and now each take 1 wound. I guess the construct taste better!
Round 3
Here we go with round three, the crews flip and now Lady Justice wins!
The exorcist moves in and cast turn undead on the punk zombie and the samurai, the spell goes off, can these two resist that spell? We are waiting patiently to find out they are writhing, but NO! They're pushed back 4 inches! The exorcist tries to shoot the samurai with his crossbow but misses!
The Chihuahua charges at the pale rider, he has spunk! Man is that dog mean! He attempts to use his teeth and claws against the pale rider; he jumps up and attacks, giving the pale rider 2 wounds and rabies! I guess the pale rider shouldn’t have shot the ankle biter.
A Death marshal picks up a pumpkin and begins to walk back toward his deployment zone. McMourning gives a body part to the ref and now he is fast! He moves toward the pale rider and forces him to perform a healing flip which in turn forces the rider to take 3 wounds! Now McMourning attempts desecration, and it goes off! A red joker appears! An outstanding play by McMourning! The pale rider goes down and a scrap counter appears in his place. McMourning is not done yet; he turns and moves toward the patch.
Here comes a marshal picking up a pumpkin and heads back to his deployment zone! The Punk zombie just charged the exorcist in the middle of the patch! The punk swings his katana giving the exorcist 2 wounds!
The judge steps up and does a long arm strike with his sword against the punk but the black joker pops up and blocks his swing!
One of the lovely nurses picks up a pumpkin and heads back to her deployment zone, look at those legs move folks! I would take a sponge bath from her anytime, as long as she leaves her weapons at home!
The third marshal moves up and attempts to shoot the construct, he hits! The construct takes 3 wounds!
Sebastian now discards 2 body parts and attempts to summon a canine remain but the black joker stops him from getting the canine. He then moves into cover. Sebastian looks pretty man now.
Lady Justice attempts to cast a spell but fails! She then moves towards the punk and does a sword strike the punk dodges! I never knew they were so nimble! She strikes again and does 4 wounds to the punk! I guess he couldn't dodge that one!
I'd hate to be the one cleaning that mess up!
The construct moves up to the patch and does his meat hook attack, but fails! Lady Justice is just too fast and dodges the attack!
Oh look at miss pack, another lovely nurse heads towards the patch, boy is she a looker!
Round 4
Here we go with round four, blood and gore all over the field, the crews look at eachtoher as the ref steps up, they flip and Lady Justice wins! Look at this! McMourning uses a ss and changes his flip, Lady Justice does the same but she fails! McMourning cackles and nods to his crew!
The punk attempts flurry in the patch, the ref takes a card from him and nods to the punk, he now has three strikes! The punk swings and strikes the exorcist, a trigger goes off! He tells the ref its rot!
The exorcist takes 2 wounds! The punk swings second time and exorcist quickly moves out of the way he missed! The punk swings a third time and hits the exorcist for 2 more wounds! The now exorcist swings at the punk and misses! He is hurt folks but he is not giving up! He swings again and the punk takes 2 wounds and dies! No corpse counter this time! McMourning is furious now!
The flesh construct swings his meat hook at Lady Justice and she takes the blow taking 2 wounds! The construct swings again but misses, repose comes into play now, Lady Justice switches the tables to attempt and kill off the construct! Oh no she fails! And she takes 5 more wounds! Lady Justice swings her great sword at the punk slicing him in half! 4 wounds on the punk and dies! Again no corpse counter, if McMourning was furious before you should see him now folks! I’m glad I am now in his sites. Lady Justice moves back to regroup.
Sebastian charges a marshal, looks like he is a melee expert, let's see what happens here folks. Sebastian pulls out his bone saw and hits the marshal, the marshal losses his arm and Sebastian picks it up! A body token? Yes it is!
A marshal finally gets to his deployment zone with his pumpkin then faces the field to prepare it go back in!
The lovely nurse reaches her deployment zone, and so does the second marshal. They too turn and face the field, these crews are not playing around!
The Chihuahua comes scampering in to the patch and hides, licking his wounds.
The third marshal attempts to use the pine box spell on Sebastian but he fails! It’s hard to do this with one arm folks and here is the proof!
Ms. Pack now casts life support on the exorcist, the spell goes off and the exorcist discards two cards!
The judge charges Ms. Pack! He swings his great sword using long arm and hits Ms. Pack, she takes 3 wounds, if I knew how I would tend those wounds for her!
McMourning moves into the patch now! This round is over folks, the crews prepare for round 5!
McMourning flips a card and nothing happens.
Round 5
The crews flip and Lady Justice wins, McMourning uses a ss to try and to beat her but fails! She nods and raises her hand giving the single to her crew.
The judge gives a card to the ref and does flurry on McMourning! The first attack misses! The second attack hits McMourning! He takes 3 wounds! The third attack hits McMourning again for 3 more wounds! McMourning uses master surgeon forcing the Judge to take 3 wounds! McMourning brings out his scalpel! He is staring at the judge with a sickening smile! He strikes and the Judge takes 2 wounds!
The exorcist attacks McMourning with his symbol of office. This is an all-out brawl folks! McMourning takes 3 wounds! The exorcist swings again with his symbol of office and hits McMourning and he takes 3 more wounds, Holy cow! McMourning dies! What an upset! McMourning is down! I didn't see that coming folks!
Ms. Packs attempts to get revenge on the judge and tries to cast life support on him, she fails! Oh no poor lovely nurse failed! She steps back and waits.
The third marshal goes hand to hand with Sebastian the first swing misses, he swings again and punches Sebastian breaking his nose, blood is gushing everywhere, and Sebastian has 2 more wounds now! Sebastian starts his bone saw and swings at the one armed marshal cutting his leg off! Sebastian takes the leg, the marshal is dying, he uses his dying breath to hit Sebastian giving him 3 wounds but Sebastian cackles like a mad man then spit on the dead marshal before he moves to the patch. What a scene folks, never have I seen such disregard for human life!
A marshal attempts to shoot Sebastian but the black joker jumped in the way! The marshal is cursing at the joker!
A lovely nurse moves closer to the patch passing Ms. Pack. Another marshal moves closer to the patch now and watches his opponents.
The Chihuahua charges at the judge! I guess he misses his owner! Teeth and claws blaring as he jumps, the judge kicks him down to the ground! Ouch that had to hurt! The small dog is whimpering, not so tough any more eh!
Lady Justice charges at Sebastian, she swings her great sword and slices him in two!! What a sight! Clean up on aisle two please!
The McMourning crew runs from the field, it's pandemonium! Lady justice wins!
The final score is Lady justice 6 vp vs. McMourning 2 vp
Thanks for listening folks! Stay tuned for next week’s battle report from Borderlands News Radio, goodnight and remember don't fear the reaper!
6 hours played.
(Thanks Bob and Millie for playing, And thank you Millie for taking my notes and writing them out for the forums!)
