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I have read this entire thread. It took a while, and there is some interesting stuff in here. Fair enough, and the or worse part you should be worried about. Truse me ha haha HAha BWahaHAhaHAHAHA!!

For real freaked me out a little bit hahaha. Wasn't expecting that @Sketch what are your options my good man?

None taken, and I will have you know embalming fluid is quite sanitary. Legal...sure. Safe? Not if you value your insides. Yes it does smell, that would be the reaction of deadly nightshade and green tea. Your insides are imaginary right? Taste? @fell S'up to you as well hahaha

*Purple rain plays in the background* *Bigger explosions than usual* AHH!!! Darn new technicians... give me a heart attack, well if mine still worked. The song is spoonman you blithering... ugh, nevermind. Hello everyone! Good to see you all again. *Sips on a thick bubbly steaming green beverage*

A darn good read my good man, keep it up, and more to come yes!

"Investigations continue as string of disappearances increases, rumors around the Guild points to a Resser' threat, however so far representatives of the Guild have made no official comment. One thing linking the disappearances is the coating of the rooms where the victims slept in blood, more as the story develops" Lady Justice sighed, slumping back in her chair. The Judge stopped his reading of the days paper. He put it down as he sat adjacent to the Lady, a bit taken aback at her apparent weariness. "Is everything all right my Lady?" "No my Judge it is not," sighing again she raised her head level with the Judges "we have been getting reports of more and more Ressurectionist scum popping up in every conceivable place in and out of the city, and to top it all off now we have a serial killer on the loose. The worst part is it can't be a Ressurectionist, we have the bodies in custody, however we can't give the bodies a decent burial without whomever or whatever killed them without the papers having a field day." "I understand Justice, however we are doing the best we can." the Judge stated, "We have some of the brightest people we have working on the problem and we are making progress, we may know who was doing the killing soon, there have been many leads in McMou-" "Do not mention that cretin!" Justice practically shouted, interrupting the Judge mid-sentence "he has been nothing but a thorn in my side for some time now and I do not want him mentioned in my presence!" As she finished the intercom in her desk crackled to life. Pressing the button to answer she calmed herself down, "what is it?" she asked her receptionist. The intercom crackled again before it responded with her receptionists voice. "Dr. Mcmourning humbly requests your presence in the Morgue. He believes he has some answers for you." Justice slammed her hand against the button so hard she broke it, "speak of the Devil." she seethed. She stomped out of her office and down toward the morgue with the Judge in tow. She composed herself as she entered the morgue, making sure to put on a stoic face in front of the Doctor. Dr. Mcmourning was bent over a table, his head almost inside the chest cavity of the unlucky soul on his table. A man of rather average proportions he stood out because of his bright red hair and the smile which never left his face. A smile that seemed to big for his face somehow. He stood and moved to the other side of the table as Justice and the Judge approached, bowing slightly and somehow smiling more saying "Welcome welcome, please make yourselves at home." He pointed to a rather large freezer "refreshment?" "No" said the Lady and Judge in unison. "What have you found Douglas, and please no prattling. I've neither the time nor the patience" "Very well Lady, I see you are in no mood for my shenanigans" Mcmourning winked at the Judge who looked confused "I have found something quite interesting with these bodies. Take this one for example." he and the judge leaned in close "I know you cant see my lady, have a taste?" her body tensed and he giggled, "my apologies, anyway notice anything strange about this body?" he asked the Judge. The judge thought for a moment and said "aside from all the organs being gone not really, where have you put them?" "I have done nothing with them" stated Mcmourning, "they werent here to begin with. Also, look at the inner walls of the chest cavity, there are scratch marks." Getting excited he smiled "and look here underneath the fingernails! All of them have tissue, blood, sinew, etc underneath! All of them." All color had left The Lady and Judges face during this explaination. Lady Justice broke the silence, "so that means..." "Yes," Mcmourning practically vibrated with excitement " all eighteen of them dug into their own chests and tore everything out. The real question here is where did the organs go..." "What about who did this?" asked Justice weakly, almost afraid of the answer. Mcmourning look at her as though she were daft. "The only things I know of that could make people eviscerate themselves are the Neverborn." Justice faced the judge, in a deeply troubled voice she whispered "Get me Perdita".

Agreed on all counts. He is a little to eager sometimes to experience death, even going so far as to do it multiple times per squabble. I find it much better suited to stay "alive". And let everything else die a lot.

That my dear friend would be the Killjoy. (an apology, I ment neverborn, not nephilim. I misspoke and did not mean to besmirch the good nephilim name Karn) I do like Levy, However my personal favorite caster is Nicodem. Ah, I am a member of the crotchety old man club. hahaha

Thank you, it was a beating I wont soon forget hahaha. You should face him/me with him. He is most definitely a force to be reckoned with, and the picturesque gentleman the entire time.

I love the Tick! And Karn I would hire Nephilim however they won't stand back up if they die, and that makes me sad. I do hire one Nephilim a fair amount of the time, however he doesn't like other nephilem to much

Oh yeah, laugh it up hahaha. It was a revenge beating for a previous encounter. Turns out Hoffman doesn't quite appreciate 3 flesh constructs on top of him. He wen't and squealed to Lady Justice and she brought some Freikorps help with her. It was awful.

Yeah, the pyrotechnics guy..... is dead. And the sound guy is also dead, which is normally not a problem. However a run in with some Guild made them deader. I'm still rebuilding from that one hahaha.

Pretty good here, havin' fun in Dahlonega hahaha.

It is McMournings (0) ability Master Surgeon. Also, Hello everyone! Good to see you all again.

Sweet! Glad to hear I'm not the only one putting paint to pewter. Hoffmen is awesome! Sweet about the Tool bot. Pics when its done!

*EXPLOSIONS* *Spoonman plays in background* Howdy all, how has everyone been?

Add me to the list, I want some zombies to cuddle with! well.... more zombies to cuddle with.

I like it, very well done!

No problemo, glad to be of service. Let me know!

Then the fun begins hahaha. Hello all... uh wait a minute. Feels like I missed something. Meh, but like Sketch said, whats your situation Fell?

Haha yes, it is quite stuffy. I'm good. Just been scrounging the internet for suggestions on tactics etc. I like to stay informed hahaha.

*EXPLOSIONS!!!* -Spoonman playing in background- Hello all, bows to everyone. How have we all been? *Looks at Fell* Just got here to eh, a pleasure.

Just curious, would Sunday work for y'all. Me and a colligue of mine could come on down and sling the pewter.

Excellent work! Everything looks amazing.