I'd say the "fix" to this problem, until such time as there's an official errata is a conversation with your opponent that goes something like this: "OK, we've indulged the mental exercise of trying to break the game mechanics and satisfied our curiosity that it can be done. Now, I'll ask you to kindly refrain from doing that to such an extreme in the future if you want both of us to continue playing a game and enjoying giving each other a challenge. If not, I'm sure there's a bag of sand around here somewhere that you can just punch randomly that will give you as much of a contest."
This is, of course, assuming that you're playing in the context that I do - where your opponents are people you enjoy hanging out with and giving one another a mental challenge regardless of the game being miniatures, checkers, or gin rummy.
Hoping they do have an official "fix" to this soon. I like the hillbilly goblins but don't want to be known for playing "that cheesy crew".
