wyrdmothershutyourmouth

Men,... always concerned with size. Don't you know it isn't how big your brush is, it is how you paint with it. Hmmmm where was that paint gallery?

Right now Nath is controlling my ink habit. But any day now I'm gonna break out of jail and run to the closest inker. I'm like a junkie in need of a fix. Just look for me under the jungle gym equipment with a bic and a sharpie..... twitching.

Our lawyers have told us not to respond to public calls for comments on the previous name of the Hells Imps due unintentional name infringement which resulted in the abrupt name change of said miniatures. bla bla bla,... legal garb legal garb legal garb,... me pooping my pants for fear of them getting sued off me. Immediate submurgement into anger management classes. Sudden loss of admiration for will remain un-named motorcycle groups. Current need to remove "MOM" tattoo from my manly bicep. Oh wait I got sidetracked in a rant. Damn it.

As a novice painter myself, it helps to know that if I really #%@ up a mini.... I can always soak off the paint in floor cleaner. Nath knows the right brand to use. Yup here is the process... 1. paint the mini poorly, 2. soak in floor cleaner, 3. repaint the mini poorly, 4. resoak in floor cleaner, 5. repeat steps one through four as needed to reach optimum frustration. Hope I could help.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha... my favorite wyrd mini belongs to Nath... ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! I'm sure Nath will delete this post when he finds it.

Does my baby know me or what! I've already posted my tat pic.

Kiddos names and birthstone colors in the butterfly. No Nathan's name is not there, however I did give him color representation.

Okay here is my birthday lap dance. Be kind.

For those of you who didn't make it to GenCon this year, here is some propoganda.

I just took a look on ebay for your minis. Didn't find them. I will keep looking for them on their site. I hope they turn up for you.

Hello everyone! Finally sucked it up and registered. Been a big fan of the mini's from its creation. Even came up with an idea or two. I was at GenCon this year and mostly hung out at the wyrd booth. Saw Nathan and Eric J and Casey there. Pretty nice people, that Nathan is kinda wyrd though. I didn't get to paint at the speed contest. I have plans to paint the newly made Perdita. That bitch is hott! I will post my pics when I get around to painting her. Kids make it hard to paint sometimes. So does the hubby. He wants all my attention.... what's that all about. I know I met some of you at GenCon but I really suck at remembering names, and I don't think I got all the site names. So basically please be lenient with me. Thanks for the listen.