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Can I join the poets club? :D

Little one how awful your life must be

To dream the dreams you always see

You look at the nightmares and never fear

It’s just dreams to you, or so I hear

Your friend is not the peaceful kind

He kills and flays, he wants your mind

The best friend you have in the dead of night

He will not yield till he wins the fight

But little one these are not just dreams

Here you inflict horror, pain and screams

And if you don’t wake up to behold and see

I hope and pray that you’ll never dream of me

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Amazing Pig: A Tribute to Somer Teeth Jones and Peaches

(Played to the tune of 'Amazing Horse' by Weebl)

Somer: "Look at my pig! My pig is amazing!

Give her a lick!"

Ophelia: "Tastes just like bacon!"

Somer: "With a stroke of her mane, she turns into an Avatar!

And then she turns back again, when you tug on her tail!"

Ophelia: "Oh, that's dirty!"

Somer: "Do you think so?

Well, I better not tell you where the hooch is made.

Sweet hooch, sweet hooch. Yes, sweet hooch."

(Peaches plays a solo on the banjo).

Somer: "Get on my pig! I'll take around the Bayou!

And all the others places too!"

Ophelia: "I think you'll find that the Bayou pretty much covers everything!"

Somer: "Shut up Gremlinette, get on my pig!"

(Repeat)

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