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"Uhh, sir? The giant is demanding a gold gatling gun or else he'll refuse to 'lead' any more skirmishes against Guild outposts..."

"Fine, give him whatever he wants! Give him a gold gun, gold-plated armor, or even gold teeth for all I care. If he only knew how much Scrip we were getting off the Soulstones he's raided he'd ask for a lot more."

"Thank you sir. I didn't want to be the one to tell him no."

"You're dismissed. And soldier, try to get him to put on some pants for the next mission..."