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In the April edition of the Wyrd Chronicles, we will have an article titled, "Ask a Gremlin," in which you can ask a bayou gremlin questions about Malifaux. Feel free to ask serious questions about the rules, design, background, and development of the game. Just keep in mind...they will be answered by a gremlin. Of course, you may ask the gremlin any other questions you have kicking around.

Post your questions in this thread, on twitter with #askagremlin or email justin@wyrd-games.net

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Finally, some positive gremlin representation!

For to long we have been blamed for problems in the warehouse, problems with the website, and well that whole negative stereo type perpetuated by the big Hollywood movie that spawned a sequel.

We of the Anti-Gremlin Defamation League approve of this opportunity to set the record straight.

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Finally, some positive gremlin representation!

For to long we have been blamed for problems in the warehouse, problems with the website, and well that whole negative stereo type perpetuated by the big Hollywood movie that spawned a sequel.

We of the Anti-Gremlin Defamation League approve of this opportunity to set the record straight.

That ain't no question.

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1) When will the big hats break free of their association with the human Outcasts and become their own masters? (Official 7th faction?)

2) Did your big hat (Eric) and the other gremlins working for Wyrd enjoy the hooch stolen from Som'er for GenCon? I bet the gremlins working this year would like a batch...

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2) what is best in life?

This one is amazingly easy...

Conan the Barbarian Musical

You will find the answer at 1 minute and 10 seconds.

3) which is better a ten gallon hat or two five gallon hats on top of each other

A bit more difficult however I believe this was answered a long time ago by the Egyptian Pharoes that united the upper and lower kingdoms.

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combined into this

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As long as the two 5 gallon hats are significantly different then you combine them to make an awesomer (totally a word by the way) more impressive hat. Another important consideration though is to insure that the finished product is taller than either original. If this is done historical precident proves that it will totally blow away any 10 gallon hat.

Now a 20 Gallon Hat (only obtainable from the Good, the Bad, the Munchkin) would win, unless it was up against two 10 gallon hats that were combined similarly to the above.

The gremlin delegation is unsure at this time whether or not a single 10 gallon hat combined with a fancy enough 5 gallon hat would be equal to or greater than the mentioned 20 gallon hat. This question will be brouched during our next semi-annual meeting.

Are there any Mogwai?

Amazingly enough there are not, we have booked them all tickets to a small Chinese Curio shop in San Francisco. After a long and ardous war in Malifaux we have agreed to a treaty declare Malifaux a Mogwai free zone and the Earth a Gremlin free zone.

PS amazingly enough the movie is on right now, man that is one of my favorite movies.

we'seen da boys dressin' like Justice an' prettygirls ... howsabout s'more clans?

The work of the Anti-Gremlin Defamation League is never done and we wont cease until there is equal representation across all the factions.

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