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Krimsonscythe

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Just one more reason to like Malifaux...

Malifaux, introduced to my group very recently is rapidly gaining in popularity, below is one reason why;

Me and a buddy John got a few turns in of a Malifaux learning game and we laughed our arses off the whole time.

You can't put a price on classic moments like this;

John, "Okay, I'm charging you with my zombie Madame. I think I'll attack with her riding crop."

Eric, "Eh, I ain't worried, Perdita's got Df 8... Good Luck."

John, "EIGHT! DAMMIT!" John reads the Madame's card and laughs like a mental patient, "Dude, she's got a spell called Undress. It lowers your defense by 2... Bwahahahahahaha!!"

Eric, "So what are you saying Perdita's a lesbian?"

Josh, "Maybe she's just freaked out by rotting breasts..."

AWESOME!!!!!

In fact me and John laughed the entire time we played....

Really like this game.

Eric J

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Well, with the way the spell is worded, you could also turn it around to avoid widespread necrolesbianism (love this word!):

a) The Rotten belle undresses for male characters to oogle and drool.

B) The Rotten belle undresses female characters who frantically try to hold on whatever is left.

Both can reasonably reduce someone's Df ;)

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