Absolution Black Posted April 24, 2015 Report Share Posted April 24, 2015 Returns from lunch. Buys things online. Technically not lying. yeah, probably get round to that later! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TehMik Posted April 24, 2015 Report Share Posted April 24, 2015 So what you're saying is that you would have bought something but were prevented by low stock levels? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted April 24, 2015 Report Share Posted April 24, 2015 So what you're saying is that you would have bought something but were prevented by low stock levels? You're a lawyer aren't you? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TehMik Posted April 24, 2015 Report Share Posted April 24, 2015 Drybrush for life. Preach it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TehMik Posted April 24, 2015 Report Share Posted April 24, 2015 You're a lawyer aren't you? I am, actually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted April 24, 2015 Report Share Posted April 24, 2015 Having a wife means touching a better model at home? when its my wife I don't need to touch other models! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted April 24, 2015 Report Share Posted April 24, 2015 Having a wife means touching a better model yourself at home? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted April 24, 2015 Report Share Posted April 24, 2015 ... that's what she said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted April 24, 2015 Report Share Posted April 24, 2015 I am, actually. lol...is it bad that I can recognise them? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterDisaster Posted April 24, 2015 Report Share Posted April 24, 2015 You're a lawyer aren't you? I am, actually. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted April 24, 2015 Report Share Posted April 24, 2015 lol, not with my wife...thankfully she bucks the trend of married life meaning the end of your sex life. And I will end it there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TehMik Posted April 24, 2015 Report Share Posted April 24, 2015 when its my wife I don't need to touch other models! Oh? So your wife is a model? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted April 24, 2015 Report Share Posted April 24, 2015 And I will end it there. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted April 24, 2015 Report Share Posted April 24, 2015 Oh? So your wife is a model? lol, she isn't a model if that's what you are thinking..it was a reference to a post by Crush. But she is still gorgeous IMO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted April 24, 2015 Report Share Posted April 24, 2015 I am, actually. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterDisaster Posted April 24, 2015 Report Share Posted April 24, 2015 I am, actually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TehMik Posted April 24, 2015 Report Share Posted April 24, 2015 That.... that is a speedy turtle. I'm genuinely impressed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted April 24, 2015 Report Share Posted April 24, 2015 I could post so many incredibly vulgar Cosby memes... You should. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted April 24, 2015 Report Share Posted April 24, 2015 Don't encourage him. He's already turning into a clone of you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterDisaster Posted April 24, 2015 Report Share Posted April 24, 2015 Wow... there are a LOT of them out there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterDisaster Posted April 24, 2015 Report Share Posted April 24, 2015 Lawyers, or vulgar Cosby memes? Also, why is everyone afraid of lawyers? Better on your side than against it... Cosby Memes... I mean damn! Also Lawyers, I'm not afraid of them, it's their bill that scares the shit out of me! In Britain they can charge you if they call or e-mail you. It's fucking ridiculous! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TehMik Posted April 24, 2015 Report Share Posted April 24, 2015 Lawyers, or vulgar Cosby memes? Also, why is everyone afraid of lawyers? Better on your side than against it... To answer the first question: yes. I dunno, I've noticed that my profession has a higher-than-average percentage of d-bags. That said, I'm a public defender, which is probably the only public sector job worse off than teachers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted April 24, 2015 Report Share Posted April 24, 2015 Lawyers, or vulgar Cosby memes? Also, why is everyone afraid of lawyers? Better on your side than against it... They tack too many zeroes on their bills. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted April 24, 2015 Report Share Posted April 24, 2015 $35 an hour is 60 minutes or 60 seconds That's what she said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TehMik Posted April 24, 2015 Report Share Posted April 24, 2015 Also Lawyers, I'm not afraid of them, it's their bill that scares the shit out of me! In Britain they can charge you if they call or e-mail you. It's fucking ridiculous! Same here. Any time spent working for the client is billable. I worked at a firm in NYC a few years ago. Saw a partner walk into the bathroom, come out 20 minutes later and proudly exclaim "that dump just cost the client $450." So, now that I think about it, I totally get the lawyer dislike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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