zFiend Posted April 23, 2015 Report Share Posted April 23, 2015 My favorite pickup line is just staring awkwardly from the corner until I'm asked to leave... I don't use pick up lines. I use realism. I walk into a bar and go "I'm not gonna get any." go home and do the PD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted April 23, 2015 Report Share Posted April 23, 2015 I don't use pick up lines. I use realism. I walk into a bar and go "I'm not gonna get any." go home and do the PD. Thats why I don't even go to bars. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted April 23, 2015 Report Share Posted April 23, 2015 Thats why I don't even go to bars. I'm not yet at that level. Soon though. Well actually I don't really go to bars. Fuck. I'm right there with ya buddy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted April 23, 2015 Report Share Posted April 23, 2015 I'm married..I don't go to bars But I am not going to deny that chat up line was one of the cheesiest I have heard..and I think that is why it did work! But hey, we were students at the time, in the uni bar and probably drunk. So I guess it could have been all of those factors that did it. But ultimately the result was positive! And no, she wasn't a sheep. But she didn't mind wearing the costume. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted April 23, 2015 Report Share Posted April 23, 2015 And no, she wasn't a sheep. But she didn't mind wearing the costume. Silly welsh. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted April 23, 2015 Report Share Posted April 23, 2015 Look, it was a choice between a sheep, schoolgirl or cheerleader. She chose the sheep as she didn't want to feel degraded... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted April 23, 2015 Report Share Posted April 23, 2015 Look, it was a choice between a sheep, schoolgirl or cheerleader. She chose the sheep as she didn't want to feel degraded... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted April 23, 2015 Report Share Posted April 23, 2015 I'm not sickened, but curious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted April 23, 2015 Report Share Posted April 23, 2015 Oh, come on..as if I have a sheep costume! Or a schoolgirl, or cheerleader for that matter... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted April 23, 2015 Report Share Posted April 23, 2015 Oh, come on..as if I have a sheep costume! Or a schoolgirl, or cheerleader for that matter... So what do you have? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted April 23, 2015 Report Share Posted April 23, 2015 Oh, come on..as if I have a sheep costume! Or a schoolgirl, or cheerleader for that matter... Don't you try to weasel yourself out of this one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted April 23, 2015 Report Share Posted April 23, 2015 Ello Crushy, how is it going? How can he be a weasel AND a sheep? A weasel in sheepsclothing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TehMik Posted April 23, 2015 Report Share Posted April 23, 2015 How can he be a weasel AND a sheep? His wife is the sheep. He's the weasel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted April 23, 2015 Report Share Posted April 23, 2015 He's a weasel doing sheep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterDisaster Posted April 23, 2015 Report Share Posted April 23, 2015 He's a weasel doing sheep. Wow, I actually get some work done and when I come back the conversation has devolved into bestiality. Unsurprisingly zFiend is at the center of this debauchery. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted April 23, 2015 Report Share Posted April 23, 2015 Crushy, that sounds like a terrible combination. I hope you get better soon. Wow, I actually get some work done and when I come back the conversation has devolved into bestiality. Unsurprisingly zFiend is at the center of this debauchery. You expected anything else? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterDisaster Posted April 23, 2015 Report Share Posted April 23, 2015 Crushy, that sounds like a terrible combination. I hope you get better soon. You expected anything else? To be honest no not really! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TehMik Posted April 23, 2015 Report Share Posted April 23, 2015 On a more "now that I am sitting at my desk and using company bandwidth" basis, I am hopped up on antibiotics, prescription nasal spray, and over the counter sinus pills. And coffee. My new plastic teddy and 4 sets of bases arrive today. That is all I have to report at this time. Also, finally caught up on Agents of SHIELD... so many hidden clues for Age of Ultron *squee* Seems like a fun drug concoction. I could never get into Agents of SHIELD. Tried watching AoS but it just started off sooooo slowly, then I gave up. But then, growing up, I didn't really get into either the DC or Marvel comic universes so I'm not that attached to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterDisaster Posted April 23, 2015 Report Share Posted April 23, 2015 Everyone I know who stopped watching the show had the same opinion. The crazy thing is, when Winter Soldier came out in theaters, the show tied in the post-HYDRA aftermath as part of the plot - they're writing the seasons to coincide with the movies. The same thing with Peggy Carter too, I believe - her show is filling up all the backstory so they don't have to do constant flashbacks during the current shows. The show is definitely worth watching. Yeah I was the same, I started watching it right off the bat and to be honest it started pretty poorly but I persevered and it's actually become pretty good now. Worth a watch if you can get through the first half of season 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted April 23, 2015 Report Share Posted April 23, 2015 I'm like a shotgun. Predictable but cause a lot of mayhem. Speaking of bestiality. Did you ever wonder how does a vampire have sex in all these shows nowadays without bloodstream and all since they're dead? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted April 23, 2015 Report Share Posted April 23, 2015 Still no boner though no matter what you appear like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterDisaster Posted April 23, 2015 Report Share Posted April 23, 2015 I'm like a shotgun. Predictable but cause a lot of mayhem. Speaking of bestiality. Did you ever wonder how does a vampire have sex in all these shows nowadays without bloodstream and all since they're dead? Well if you go by Twilight logic you walk around in the sunlight all sparkly attracting underage girls.... such total bullshit, that crap is a complete mockery of the Vampire lore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted April 23, 2015 Report Share Posted April 23, 2015 White Wolf method - spend 1 Blood to appear living This. Including boner. One Vitae, you're like a living person. Just... dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted April 23, 2015 Report Share Posted April 23, 2015 This. Including boner. One Vitae, you're like a living person. Just... dead. Living, exept dead. Perfet sense. I quite like the Bestial Vampires more actually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted April 23, 2015 Report Share Posted April 23, 2015 hmm..i go for lunch and the hot topic now is undead sex? And you guys think I'm weird!? And for your information, I will not disclose what outfits my wife may or may not have but I will say she makes a fantastic Lady J! Including Blindfold Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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