MasterDisaster Posted April 23, 2015 Report Share Posted April 23, 2015 Well, he DOES have a wife now. Touche sir! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted April 23, 2015 Report Share Posted April 23, 2015 I actually never used an opener with her. Friend of mine introduced us. So, I cannot tell you, but it always was my second favorite bad opener. Right after: "I believe a war is coming. My saber is itching already." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterDisaster Posted April 23, 2015 Report Share Posted April 23, 2015 I've never used a pick up line on anyone but we have a couple of classic crap ones over here. My favorite is "Get your coat love, you've pulled!". The bad thing is I've seen this work! You might as well say to them come with me so I can fuck you! I mean come on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted April 23, 2015 Report Share Posted April 23, 2015 Pick up lines are collective crap. It's weird. Here is one that might work for zFiend "Here, take these drinks till I am attractive" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted April 23, 2015 Report Share Posted April 23, 2015 My brother likes: "Does this handkerchief smell of chlorophorm?" ... as a joke, of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted April 23, 2015 Report Share Posted April 23, 2015 My brother likes: "Does this handkerchief smell of chlorophorm?" ... as a joke, of course. joke. Sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted April 23, 2015 Report Share Posted April 23, 2015 Here is one that might work for zFiend Why thank you. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted April 23, 2015 Report Share Posted April 23, 2015 Why thank you. I don't know what I expected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted April 23, 2015 Report Share Posted April 23, 2015 I don't know what I expected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted April 23, 2015 Report Share Posted April 23, 2015 So, I watched Kingsman yesterday. Anyone seen it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted April 23, 2015 Report Share Posted April 23, 2015 Not yet. It does look like a good movie though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted April 23, 2015 Report Share Posted April 23, 2015 Not yet. It does look like a good movie though. Wasn't the greatest movie ever, or something, but I liked it a lot. Samuel L Jackson was a Schnitzel as the villain, the fights were cool, and they celebrated the stereotypes while totally avoiding some others. Glad I've seen it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted April 23, 2015 Report Share Posted April 23, 2015 Wasn't the greatest movie ever, or something, but I liked it a lot. Samuel L Jackson was a Schnitzel as the villain, the fights were cool, and they celebrated the stereotypes while totally avoiding some others. Glad I've seen it. Having fun while watching a movie is important. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted April 23, 2015 Report Share Posted April 23, 2015 Having fun while watching a movie is important. That's pure truth! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted April 23, 2015 Report Share Posted April 23, 2015 That's pure truth! Indeed Having fun is fun #ImportantPraeWisdom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted April 23, 2015 Report Share Posted April 23, 2015 Indeed Having fun is fun #ImportantPraeWisdom Another one. No wisdoms either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted April 23, 2015 Report Share Posted April 23, 2015 Another one. No wisdoms either. There is wisdom to be found just everywhere around In every nook and cranny but the best is offered by your granny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted April 23, 2015 Report Share Posted April 23, 2015 There is wisdom to be found just everywhere around In every nook and cranny but the best is offered by your granny Yeah stick to poems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted April 23, 2015 Report Share Posted April 23, 2015 Has been some time since you posted one, PoemDragoon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted April 23, 2015 Report Share Posted April 23, 2015 Has been some time since you posted one, PoemDragoon. True, I should revive the malifaux poem thread. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted April 23, 2015 Report Share Posted April 23, 2015 Morning, Talking of cheesy chat up lines my personal favourite is: "If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?" It actually has worked too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted April 23, 2015 Report Share Posted April 23, 2015 Morning Abs. Hows it going with the sheep and mists? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TehMik Posted April 23, 2015 Report Share Posted April 23, 2015 Well, didn't you see his post about the pickup line? I'm guessing it's going well with the mists and, er... sheep. Kinda sorry. But couldn't help myself. Morning, everyone. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted April 23, 2015 Report Share Posted April 23, 2015 Quoting cheesy songs, for cheesy pickup lines? Classy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted April 23, 2015 Report Share Posted April 23, 2015 Kinda sorry. But couldn't help myself. That's what she said. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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