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Somehow the word "assaulted" reminded me of one of my favorite terrible jokes:

 

"Zere vere zwei peanuts, valking down der Straße, and vun was assaulted....peanut."

 

I don't get it. That's supposed to be a German accent, yes?

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Now, my favourite joke:

 

A blonde, a nun, a German and a Dutch are sitting in a train. The train enters a tunnel and it gets dark. A loud clap, a painful grunt, and when the light comes back, the Dutch is holding his face.

 

The nun thinks: "I see, the Dutch fondled the blonde, and she hit him."

The blonde thinks: "I see, the Dutch tried to fondle me, but he got the nun, so she hit him."

The Dutch thinks: "I see, the German tried to fondle the blonde, but he got the nun, so she tried to hit him, but he ducked, so she hit me by mistake."

The German thinks: "In the next tunnel, I will beat up the Dutch again!"

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Just woke up and made myself breakfast. Now the usual morning kickstart. Eating breakfast on the computer, hang around here a while, check what's new, make a few that's what she said jokes then off to the gym. It's shoulders and abs today. Fucking hell I hate doing abs and biceps, I utterly hate 'em. 

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Fucking hell I hate doing abs and biceps, I utterly hate 'em. 

 

Yeah, me too. To be fair, I hate working out in general.

 

I'm just killing time. In an hour or so, I will have a 2 hour train travel, but then it's Malifaux time!

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