TehMik Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 (I think so) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 ...said! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dustcrusher Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 Bill O'Reilly is a scumbag, but the "f--- it, we'll do it live!" bit is one good thing he's contributed to the pop culture world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TehMik Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 Maybe zFiend got assaulted by a reindeer* or something. It's been a while since I've been back to Finland, maybe they've risen up and taken over. *or assaulted a reindeer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dustcrusher Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 Somehow the word "assaulted" reminded me of one of my favorite terrible jokes: "Zere vere zwei peanuts, valking down der Straße, and vun was assaulted....peanut." And one more for good measure: "What starts with F and ends with UCK? Fire truck." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TehMik Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 Oh, we're onto bad jokes now? A baby seal walks into a club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 Somehow the word "assaulted" reminded me of one of my favorite terrible jokes: "Zere vere zwei peanuts, valking down der Straße, and vun was assaulted....peanut." I don't get it. That's supposed to be a German accent, yes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TehMik Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 Yeah, but it works in English too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 Yeah, but it works in English too. Still don't get it. Jokes in different languages are hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TehMik Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 "one was assaulted .... peanut" sounds like "one was a salted peanut" I mean, it is a terrible pun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TehMik Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 Really, we're bringing THAT joke out? It is quite terrible, but man.... low blow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 Now, my favourite joke: A blonde, a nun, a German and a Dutch are sitting in a train. The train enters a tunnel and it gets dark. A loud clap, a painful grunt, and when the light comes back, the Dutch is holding his face. The nun thinks: "I see, the Dutch fondled the blonde, and she hit him." The blonde thinks: "I see, the Dutch tried to fondle me, but he got the nun, so she hit him." The Dutch thinks: "I see, the German tried to fondle the blonde, but he got the nun, so she tried to hit him, but he ducked, so she hit me by mistake." The German thinks: "In the next tunnel, I will beat up the Dutch again!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 That's... What... She... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dustcrusher Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TehMik Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop. Excellent! (can't "like" due to some silly limit) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted April 18, 2015 Report Share Posted April 18, 2015 Morning everyone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted April 18, 2015 Report Share Posted April 18, 2015 Morning, Mr Fiend! How is your gym routine today? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted April 18, 2015 Report Share Posted April 18, 2015 Just woke up and made myself breakfast. Now the usual morning kickstart. Eating breakfast on the computer, hang around here a while, check what's new, make a few that's what she said jokes then off to the gym. It's shoulders and abs today. Fucking hell I hate doing abs and biceps, I utterly hate 'em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted April 18, 2015 Report Share Posted April 18, 2015 Fucking hell I hate doing abs and biceps, I utterly hate 'em. Yeah, me too. To be fair, I hate working out in general. I'm just killing time. In an hour or so, I will have a 2 hour train travel, but then it's Malifaux time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted April 18, 2015 Report Share Posted April 18, 2015 Sounds great! Hope you have a nice game. Playing a standoff game or just a regular one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted April 18, 2015 Report Share Posted April 18, 2015 Sounds great! Hope you have a nice game. Playing a standoff game or just a regular one? If I want a chance to finish my 3 games this month, I will have to play Guild twice today. We'll see how it goes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted April 18, 2015 Report Share Posted April 18, 2015 I hope you get to play those games.. AND LOSE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted April 18, 2015 Report Share Posted April 18, 2015 I believe it. And it might happen, because our resident Resser is a pretty strong player. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted April 18, 2015 Report Share Posted April 18, 2015 I believe it. And it might happen, because our resident Resser is a pretty strong player. Chuck Norris approves the utter destruction of Guild. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted April 18, 2015 Report Share Posted April 18, 2015 Chuck Norris approves the utter destruction of Guild. We'll see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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