TehMik Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 Also welcome aboard TehMik! We had a discussion earlier about the force and hands free wanking. What are your thoughts on that? I dunno. Would need more information. Like, what does the Force feel like? Is it just friction, or can it emulate the feeling of someone/something. These are all important considerations. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 I dunno. Would need more information. Like, what does the Force feel like? Is it just friction, or can it emulate the feeling of someone/something. These are all important considerations. Hey good points! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 I dunno. Would need more information. Like, what does the Force feel like? Is it just friction, or can it emulate the feeling of someone/something. These are all important considerations. Now, there's an overthinker. ZFiend talks about wanking, not rocket science. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 You don't have boobs... so... I dunno... Well I have kinda boobs in the form of pectorial muscles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 Now, there's an overthinker. ZFiend talks about wanking, not rocket science. I think TehMik is a fine addition to this group. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 Also I'd say if you can strangle someone with the force you can wank off with it. Same thing. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TehMik Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 Before zFiend, never really thought of using the Force like that. Man, so many possibilities. Many of them leading to HR complaints and probably worse. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TehMik Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 Also I'd say if you can strangle someone with the force you can wank off with it. Same thing. Whatever "floats your boat," man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 Now, there's an overthinker. ZFiend talks about wanking, not rocket science. Also I'd say if you can strangle someone with the force you can wank off with it. Same thing. See? I think TehMik is a fine addition to this group. You just want someone who puts the same amount of consideration to innuendo as you do. I mean, MD just wanted to zap Witnesses with lightning! Before zFiend, never really thought of using the Force like that. Man, so many possibilities. Many of them leading to HR complaints and probably worse. It's called the ZFiend Effect. Soo, you'll make What she said-jokes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 See I don't know about that. They never really show the Force crushing or compressing. It's just sort of a lack of air. So you could do at the very least autoerotic asphyxiation? Strangle yourself safely while wanking? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 It's called the ZFiend Effect. Soo, you'll make What she said-jokes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 So you could do at the very least autoerotic asphyxiation? Strangle yourself safely while wanking? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 Without the danger of accidental death, it's just too vanilla for me... Good point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 ... we are truly horrible people. Well... just Fiend and I, really. I will answer with my new favourite gif: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 ... we are truly horrible people. Well... just Fiend and I, really. Filth bro's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TehMik Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 I'd fistbump you, but I'm afraid of what would evolve from the combination. It would be filth the likes the world has never seen since... I dunno, McMourning was last used in a game of Faux. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 I've had three pots of coffee in six hours, and it's still to early to go to the comic book store around the block... This bodes ill for the office... Jet lag? Caffeine-free coffee? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TehMik Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 Though, thanks to Dropbox, I have all my Malifaux books at my disposal. Should probably start reading up on more things. This is getting dangerously close to being on topic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 Nope, regular coffee... I am all kinds of energetic, and it's the afternoon lag, right before more work comes in the door. Though, thanks to Dropbox, I have all my Malifaux books at my disposal. Should probably start reading up on more things. Don't do it. You just got a paycheck! This is dangerous territory. Here there be monsters! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 This is getting dangerously close to being on topic. Good man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 ZFiend, you were needed in the funny rules thread. You came too late. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 You all know the drill That's... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dirial Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 (should we let him do the honors?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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