zFiend Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 You can run a Justice and Judge list with 6 Marshals. It's great. You'll lose though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 Ugh the pineapple headed fucknut is at the gym again. Man I have never seen anyone wanting to fuck the mirror as much as that kid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 You can run a Justice and Judge list with 6 Marshals. It's great. You'll lose though. Lol, you can win..if your opponent doesn't turn up I have 6 Death Marshals but simply for the fact that 3 have 'normal' heads, and 3 have 'fiery' heads.. I'm weird like that.. And 6 ronin..why not? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 You can run a Justice and Judge list with 6 Marshals. It's great. You'll lose though. Maybe you get really, really lucky? Ugh the pineapple headed fucknut is at the gym again. Man I have never seen anyone wanting to fuck the mirror as much as that kid. ....... Why do I want details? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 I always found gyms are full of posing douches. That goes for men and women. Though I admit I don't see zFiend as a posing douche. I seriously doubt he could pose! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 I always found gyms are full of posing douches. That goes for men and women. Though I admit I don't see zFiend as a posing douche. I seriously doubt he could pose! True, zFiend is just a douche. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 Details? That knobend has the hair that's full on top, no sides. Thus pineapple. He keeps walking past ALL THE MIRRORS and does this eye squint every single time. He seeks all the machines / positions that are in front of a mirror and does nothing but stare in the mirror. When he has to do something that has no mirrors he does the set and seeks a mirror. Fucking hell. Best thing is that fucker is in no shape at all. Oh and he keeps fucking shaping his hair! The fuck does it matter what your hair looks like at the gym! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 Yeah, you can tell if a woman is actually at the gym for real if she has a bright scarlet face plastered with sweaty hair, and doesn't give a fig. The other ones always just seem to lean against the water cooler chatting... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 Mirrors are here for one reason. To sneak a long peek at a yoga pants wrapped squat. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 Maybe pineapple head has heard the rumour that gyms are the best place to pick up girls... Not in my experience. I have had better results in Dentist waiting rooms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 I had a funny encounter at a gym once. I had a woman come over and talk to me about how she had just moved into the area and how she'd just broken up etc etc. I told this my friend right after at school, she was all excited about it like wow, yeah, so what did you do? To which I replied "triceps". And she was like wtf? Wtf do you mean triceps? I just said I did triceps. She was mad at me for a week because I didn't catch on that flirting. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 Ugh the pineapple headed fucknut is at the gym again. Man I have never seen anyone wanting to fuck the mirror as much as that kid. And that's it. That's why I cannot stand "gym people". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 I had a funny encounter at a gym once. I had a woman come over and talk to me about how she had just moved into the area and how she'd just broken up etc etc. I told this my friend right after at school, she was all excited about it like wow, yeah, so what did you do? To which I replied "triceps". And she was like wtf? Wtf do you mean triceps? I just said I did triceps. She was mad at me for a week because I didn't catch on that flirting. That was your only chance at a not-insane lady Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 That was your only chance at a not-insane lady My reasoning is I dodged a bullet. If I'm a magnet for insane women, the ones that come onto me must be on a whole different level of insane.. I have proof. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 My reasoning is I dodged a bullet. If I'm a magnet for insane women, the ones that come onto me must be on a whole different level of insane.. I have proof. Well, you are the expert on that matter now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterDisaster Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 Maybe you get really, really lucky? Trust me, you wont! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 never managed to hook up a date with anyone in a gym. Had success in the Dentist waiting room, on a flight, mucking out horses and at work. Different girls obviously 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 Trust me, you wont! Yeah, luck doesn't like me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 Well, you are the expert on that matter now Hahahah. Thank you? I guess.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 I want to hear the mucking out horses story That one sounds interesting indeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 I want to hear the mucking out horses story Is there a typo here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 The mucking out story..not that interesting lol.. It was while I was at college and I was looking for temp jobs just to pay drinking expenses, as you do. One of the girls on my course lived nearby and owned horses. She offered to pay me £25 to help her muck out the stables as they were having a new horse in and wanted it to look good. They took horses from individuals who paid them a housing fee. I agreed (well she was ok looking) and went there at the weekend. Turns out she had fancied me for a while and literally made a move whilst I had a shovel of shit in my hands. It did mean I couldn't stop her kissing me..I didn't. We dated a few times, had fun (You know what I mean) but went our separate ways. I never did get that £25 actually. Bitch. Told you it wasn't interesting! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 Told you it wasn't interesting! Well, not amazingly so. Pretty normal. Except that such a thing would never happen to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 Well, not amazingly so. Pretty normal. Except that such a thing would never happen to me. What is amazing is that I agreed to it in the first place...I hate horses! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 Told you it wasn't interesting! Perspective is everything Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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