Dirial Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 those bloody Jehovah's Witnesses that keep knocking on my door at 8am on a Saturday morning trying to convert me!! "Do you have time to speak about Jesus?" ZZZZAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaapp! Okay, I can see that. Of course!! Every self respecting Sith has enemies. All those pesky Jedi worshipping A - Holes out there are the first to go when I get Force Lightning in my arsenal! How would you recognize a Jedi? By the stupid happy-face they would wear from the hand-free wanking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterDisaster Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 How would you recognize a Jedi? By the stupid happy-face they would wear from the hand-free wanking. Well there is the post wank grin that sets them apart but also the colour of their light saber is often a dead give away! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 Well there is the post wank grin that sets them apart but also the colour of their light saber is often a dead give away! Just because some people have the Force doesn't mean that light sabers make an appearance. I can throw in a philosophical question. If you do hands free wanking using the force on a dude, does it make you gay? Only if you like it. (Ask yourself if girls going down o each other in porn are lesbians. I highly doubt it.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 See two different answers. But where is the line crossed? Is the liking part? The idea? Or the actual act? Because the act part is lost with force. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterDisaster Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 Just because some people have the Force doesn't mean that light sabers make an appearance. Oh right... Well... In that case I'll just abuse my lightning powers and kill indiscriminately. 'Tis the Sith way! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 Why lightning? Just abuse mind control powers to TAKE OVER THE WORLD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 I think I'd go the Jedi Mind Trick way. "I already paid for the Malifaux minis." "You already paid the Malifaux minis." "In fact, you want to paint them for me." "I want to paint them for you." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 I think I'd go the Jedi Mind Trick way. "I already paid for the Malifaux minis." "You already paid the Malifaux minis." "In fact, you want to paint them for me." "I want to paint them for you." Hey that's a good one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterDisaster Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 Why lightning? Just abuse mind control powers to TAKE OVER THE WORLD But... but.. Lightning!! I don't want to be one of those pansy Jedi Mind Trick wusses, I'd prefer to Emperor Palpatine it up and fry some pesky Jedi, perhaps an Ewok or two. They look tasty! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 But... but.. Lightning!! I don't want to be one of those pansy Jedi Mind Trick wusses, I'd prefer to Emperor Palpatine it up and fry some pesky Jedi, perhaps an Ewok or two. They look tasty! Why not take both? Mind Tricks and Lightning! No need for wussy lightsabers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 But... but.. Lightning!! I don't want to be one of those pansy Jedi Mind Trick wusses, I'd prefer to Emperor Palpatine it up and fry some pesky Jedi, perhaps an Ewok or two. They look tasty! Next thing, you want to raise the dead and join the Ressers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterDisaster Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 Why not take both? Mind Tricks and Lightning! No need for wussy lightsabers Sold! Next thing, you want to raise the dead and join the Ressers. Well... I do own Nicodem. But nope! The only necromancers that REALLY interest me are Tara's gal Karina and the trustworthy and totally legitimate staff at Salvage and Logistics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 No Jack Daw? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 No Jack Daw? Jack is only a Honary Resseructionist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 Morning..again! If I had the force, what would I do with it? Interesting question and I would love to say help bring about world peace, or protect the innocent etc etc.. But ,most likely I would use it to get a beer from the fridge without having to get out of my chair! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 But ,most likely I would use it to get a beer from the fridge without having to get out of my chair! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterDisaster Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 No Jack Daw? Jack is only a Honary Resseructionist Jack isn't really a Ressurectionist as he doesn't resurrect anything himself. He's more of a Ressurectee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 Jack isn't really a Ressurectionist as he doesn't resurrect anything himself. He's more of a Ressurectee. I was going to say that he plays all those Hanged and Nurses and Crooked Men, but then I remembered that he also plays Papa. Thus, he is excused. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterDisaster Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 I was going to say that he plays all those Hanged and Nurses and Crooked Men, but then I remembered that he also plays Papa. Thus, he is excused. Rock solid reasoning and thus Jack Daw is awesome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 Morning..again! If I had the force, what would I do with it? Interesting question and I would love to say help bring about world peace, or protect the innocent etc etc.. But ,most likely I would use it to get a beer from the fridge without having to get out of my chair! Morning abs. That is a great idea! Taking stuff without getting up! Awesome Also, general misshief (I couldn't find a sheep variant) 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterDisaster Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 Morning abs. That is a great idea! Taking stuff without getting up! Awesome Also, general misshief (I couldn't find a sheep variant) Hahaha! YES!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 So what do you all have planned for weekend? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 Hey, goats are cooler anyway, they eat literally anything...wouldn't need a bin with those beggars around! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 The weekend? Tomorrow morning will be sorting out the garden ready for spring/summer. Tomorrow afternoon I will be going to a football match. Sunday is open at the moment.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 Play magic. Finish up Iron Painter Low chance of demoing, though. So maybe that works. Goats are awesome. Too awesome for gravity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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