MasterDisaster Posted April 15, 2015 Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 This is the best thing I've read all week. Always glad to see our own brand of entertainment is staving off boredom! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterDisaster Posted April 15, 2015 Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 Single? A bit mental? Like just a bit or a lot? OK, I was being kind. She's utterly nuts. Not in a bunny boiler kind of way but she is pretty erratic, excitable and REALLY girly. She's irritates me from time to time because she's too damn happy! I'm one of those typical miserable Brits so really happy people just piss me off! She's also recently broke up with a long time partner so I honestly couldn't say if she's still single. Wait... why am I telling you this? It's not like I'll be hooking you guys up at my wedding! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted April 15, 2015 Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 *grabs popcorn* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted April 15, 2015 Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 DIBS!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterDisaster Posted April 15, 2015 Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 *grabs sheep* There ya go, I figured the original was a typo DIBS!! *sigh* Why do I bother! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted April 15, 2015 Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 OK, I was being kind. She's utterly nuts. Not in a bunny boiler kind of way but she is pretty erratic, excitable and REALLY girly. She's irritates me from time to time because she's too damn happy! I'm one of those typical miserable Brits so really happy people just piss me off! She's also recently broke up with a long time partner so I honestly couldn't say if she's still single. Wait... why am I telling you this? It's not like I'll be hooking you guys up at my wedding! Yes, yes you will.... Stooges appearing on the wedding. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted April 15, 2015 Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 *sigh* Why do I bother! I don't know. I was sold on utterly nuts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterDisaster Posted April 15, 2015 Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 I think for her own sanity I'll need to hire some security and keep them on high alert, a notorious poon hound like yourself would utterly corrupt a delightful young lady such as her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted April 15, 2015 Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 Hahahaha. Decaying aura and all that mate. I told you I'm like a real life Seamus. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted April 15, 2015 Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 Hahahaha. Decaying aura and all that mate. I told you I'm like a real life Seamus. I disagree. I don't think you have a fancy hat. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted April 15, 2015 Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 I disagree. I don't think you have a fancy hat. I don't. But to be fair. No one does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted April 15, 2015 Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 music is a mix of classic old songs (Queen, Bowie, Earth Wind and Fire, Thin Lizzy etc) dancy stuff (drum and base, house etc) and a bit of cheesy shit for the Mrs and there is a bar but I'll be damned if I'm paying to feed everybody AND get them pissed up! No open bar? Boo! I seriously don't get why other cultures make that bit optional. In Germany, no open bar means no guests. Music seems a bit odd. Who would want to dance to House? Rest seems okay, I think. Is cheesy shit including stuff like "I was made for loving you" by Kiss? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterDisaster Posted April 15, 2015 Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 I don't. But to be fair. No one does. I DO!!! I have 2 Sombreros, a Chinese rice hat, a fez, a skull covered top hat (It's really steampunky), a tank commander helmet and one of those African style Kufi caps. Maybe more but I can't remember at the moment. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted April 15, 2015 Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 I don't. But to be fair. No one does. My wife has inherited a really fancy top hat from her late greatfather. Sadly, it doesn't fit me. He had a small head, it seems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterDisaster Posted April 15, 2015 Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 No open bar? Boo! I seriously don't get why other cultures make that bit optional. In Germany, no open bar means no guests. Music seems a bit odd. Who would want to dance to House? Rest seems okay, I think. Is cheesy shit including stuff like "I was made for loving you" by Kiss? We are providing free booze in the form of bottles of wine on the tables, afternoon cocktails to enjoy in the garden and champagne during the speeches / toast but the bar itself would cost us considerably more on top of the food which is by far the most expensive part of our day. We have roughly 75 guests for the day and probably another 40-50 for the evening. We aren't made of money! Oh I forgot! The music choices were a joint effort from me and the Mrs. The cheesy stuff is stuff like Steps and Chezney Hawkes etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted April 15, 2015 Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 We are providing free booze in the form of bottles of wine on the tables, afternoon cocktails to enjoy in the garden and champagne during the speeches / toast but the bar itself would cost us considerably more on top of the food which is by far the most expensive part of our day. We have roughly 75 guests for the day and probably another 40-50 for the evening. We aren't made of money! Oh I forgot! The music choices were a joint effort from me and the Mrs. The cheesy stuff is stuff like Steps and Chezney Hawkes etc. Oh, I know how expensive that is. It's just that here people would rather go naked and not offer food at all before the guests have to pay a single drink themselves. Steps and what now? Never heard of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterDisaster Posted April 15, 2015 Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 https://youtu.be/0V5PLkFuxrY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted April 15, 2015 Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 They are probably some cheese rolling champions turned country band. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterDisaster Posted April 15, 2015 Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 They are probably some cheese rolling champions turned country band. Nope! That's these guys! https://youtu.be/z570J471aSI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted April 15, 2015 Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 Nope! That's these guys! https://youtu.be/z570J471aSI Those guys would be a hit in certain areas of Germany! Areas I try to avoid, that is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted April 15, 2015 Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 Sounds like music I usually avoid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted April 15, 2015 Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 There's a finnish "country band". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted April 15, 2015 Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 There's a finnish "country band". If that's would you people call Country, I should probably move to Finland. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted April 15, 2015 Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 They actually do a lot of these Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted April 15, 2015 Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 This is hilarious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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