PraetorDragoon Posted April 15, 2015 Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 Tell me about it! Traditionally us Brits like to be sadistic and force fruit cake on our Guests but as I fucking hate fruit cake we went for something traditional-ish for the smallest tier but it's got an entirely modern twist on it. It's more like a fruity sponge cake so that the oldies can have their fruit cake whilst we scoff the good shit at the bottom of the cake! So that is why nobody ever visists the birts! They will be force-fed fruit cake! Fruit Chips, in case you are interested in this abomination. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterDisaster Posted April 15, 2015 Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 Oh yeah, tell us more about that to discourage us from coming over. Always remember that you practically party beside an airport, and that my wife works for an airline and I can fly really cheap. Haha oh yeah, I forgot about that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted April 15, 2015 Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 I don't understand those. If you decide to opt for the fruit option you eat it as it is. As a fruit with all the good in it. Not in fucking chip form. People who opt for the chips ain't gonna go for fruit chips ffs. Who the hell comes up with this shit? We have protein chips in Finland. Now that shit is retarded. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterDisaster Posted April 15, 2015 Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 So that is why nobody ever visists the birts! They will be force-fed fruit cake! Fruit Chips, in case you are interested in this abomination. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted April 15, 2015 Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 Would make a good picture though. All 4 stooges holding their balls with tears in our eyes. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted April 15, 2015 Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 Would make a good picture though. All 4 stooges holding their balls with tears in our eyes. In suits of course, it's a wedding after all I don't understand those. If you decide to opt for the fruit option you eat it as it is. As a fruit with all the good in it. Not in fucking chip form. People who opt for the chips ain't gonna go for fruit chips ffs. Who the hell comes up with this shit? We have protein chips in Finland. Now that shit is retarded. Why make money with sensible means if you can just make triple as much with bullshitting? (No really, if you want you can make those yourself for a fraction of the cost. Or just eat apples) Looked up protein chips. WHY DO THESE THINGS EXIST? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterDisaster Posted April 15, 2015 Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 Firstly... Awesome!! Secondly... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted April 15, 2015 Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 I have no idea. People who are fussing over protein will never buy that shit. And those who think that slapping protein on anything is somehow good will only get double fat. Because you don't actually do anything that requires huge amounts of protein and you still get the fat and carbs. Ridiculous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted April 15, 2015 Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 Haha oh yeah, I forgot about that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterDisaster Posted April 15, 2015 Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 Seriously guys, if you actually turned up on my wedding day here's how it would go down My reaction The Mrs' reaction Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted April 15, 2015 Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 Your wife-to-be would turn into a violent schoolgirl? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterDisaster Posted April 15, 2015 Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 Your wife-to-be would turn into a violent schoolgirl? More like Bridezilla but the end result would be pretty similar! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted April 15, 2015 Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 That cake, MD getting kicked in the bullocks. Yup worth it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted April 15, 2015 Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 More like Bridezilla but the end result would be pretty similar! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterDisaster Posted April 15, 2015 Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 Yup, that's her! Dont tell her I said that!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted April 15, 2015 Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 More like Bridezilla but the end result would be pretty similar! That cake, MD getting kicked in the bullocks. Yup worth it. Yep, worth it. What is a wedding without some well executed surprises? Precise plans are for suckers. Also, I think your bride has a pretty negative impression of us. (Totally correct in zFiend's case, though.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted April 15, 2015 Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 (Totally correct in zFiend's case, though.) No arguments here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted April 15, 2015 Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 Though could we get pictures of the bridesmaids before hand? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted April 15, 2015 Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 Though could we get pictures of the bridesmaids before hand? Not me. I'm a married man. I would much rather have a list of food stuff, the music playlist and the information if there's an open bar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted April 15, 2015 Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 Not me. I'm a married man. I would much rather have a list of food stuff, the music playlist and the information if there's an open bar. Good. You take care of the food and beverage department. Me and PD take care of the ladies.. Who am I kidding? Me and PD? What's for dinner? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted April 15, 2015 Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 Good. You take care of the food and beverage department. Me and PD take care of the ladies.. Who am I kidding? Me and PD? What's for dinner? You have no trouble scoring dates though. The problem is that they are crazy though. (They have to be to date zFiend) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterDisaster Posted April 15, 2015 Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 Though could we get pictures of the bridesmaids before hand? Given your track record? NO!! Not me. I'm a married man. I would much rather have a list of food stuff, the music playlist and the information if there's an open bar. There's a menu list on our website for the invited day guests, music is a mix of classic old songs (Queen, Bowie, Earth Wind and Fire, Thin Lizzy etc) dancy stuff (drum and base, house etc) and a bit of cheesy shit for the Mrs and there is a bar but I'll be damned if I'm paying to feed everybody AND get them pissed up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted April 15, 2015 Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 Sooo.. Any bat shit crazy bridesmaids? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterDisaster Posted April 15, 2015 Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 Sooo.. Any bat shit crazy bridesmaids? It's safe to assume that most women are bat shit crazy at some point in their life. Unfortunately for you one of them is happily married, another is actually a gay guy who is also married, two others are in relationships, another is single but a bit mental and the last one is my 8 year old kid sister so you're shit out of luck I'm afraid mate! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted April 15, 2015 Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 Single? A bit mental? Like just a bit or a lot? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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