zFiend Posted April 15, 2015 Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 pretty epic games. You understate them highly good sir. They are the schnitzel bomb with tits on whipcream level awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted April 15, 2015 Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 You understate them highly good sir. They are the schnitzel bomb with tits on whipcream level awesome. Is that good? I totally get the tits part... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted April 15, 2015 Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 Is that good? I totally get the tits part... If you think tits is the best part in that description, you never had one of these (No, that's not me.) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted April 15, 2015 Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 Yes. German Schnitzels! Best part of going to holiday in Germany! (Well, that and wursten) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted April 15, 2015 Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 I can safely say I never had one of those... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted April 15, 2015 Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 A man? Well taken that he likes tits it's kinda a safe bet to say he hasn't had one. Though he does like sheep.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterDisaster Posted April 15, 2015 Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 Tell me about it! I was a Lvl 27 Knight-Enchanter last time. There was literally nothing in the game I couldn't take head-on. Just walk in, slap it around, done. Now, I'm a Lvl 6 Warrior.... *whispers* Psst, zFiend, you still planning your surprise visit in England? Tell me about it, it's pretty depressing when you go back to the start. What platform are you playing it on? I found it was really buggy on the PS4. Wait... what?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted April 15, 2015 Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 A man? Well taken that he likes tits it's kinda a safe bet to say he hasn't had one. Though he does like sheep.. I notice the hunk of meat, while you notice the... ah, no, on second thought, let's not go there. Tell me about it, it's pretty depressing when you go back to the start. What platform are you playing it on? I found it was really buggy on the PS4. PC. Bugs were not that huge a problem. I just had a lot of trouble to make it work in English. Stupid EA. Wait... what?! I just thought about the worst thing that could happen... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterDisaster Posted April 15, 2015 Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 I just thought about the worst thing that could happen... I told the Mrs you guys had threatened to gate crash our wedding. She said "They'd better fucking not! If they actually turn up I'll kick them all in the nuts, then I'll kick you in the nuts!" As far as I'm concerned that's just about the worst thing that could happen! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted April 15, 2015 Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 So if I get kicked in the nuts, you get kicked in the nuts? Fair enough. Share the pain I always say. We have a deal sir. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted April 15, 2015 Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 I told the Mrs you guys had threatened to gate crash our wedding. She said "They'd better fucking not! If they actually turn up I'll kick them all in the nuts, then I'll kick you in the nuts!" As far as I'm concerned that's just about the worst thing that could happen! Aww, I'm a pleasure at weddings. I got showered with appreciation last weekend, for my partying skills. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted April 15, 2015 Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 So if I get kicked in the nuts, you get kicked in the nuts? Fair enough. Share the pain I always say. We have a deal sir. Being kicked in the nuts to watch MD being kicked in the nuts on his own wedding? Seems like a fair deal to me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted April 15, 2015 Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 I got showered with appreciation last weekend That's what she said. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted April 15, 2015 Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 That's what she said. Hrhr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterDisaster Posted April 15, 2015 Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 So if I get kicked in the nuts, you get kicked in the nuts? Fair enough. Share the pain I always say. We have a deal sir. You guys will be the death of me! Quite literally. Besides would you REALLY want to cross the Atlantic just to see little ol' me getting mullered by the Mrs? Wait... don't answer that!! Aww, I'm a pleasure at weddings. I got showered with appreciation last weekend, for my partying skills. I'm sure you're an absolute delight! Still... I'd like to be able to enjoy me wedding night if you know what I mean Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterDisaster Posted April 15, 2015 Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 I got golden showered with appreciation last weekend, for my partying skills. Just a quick amendment for you there... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted April 15, 2015 Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 I told the Mrs you guys had threatened to gate crash our wedding. She said "They'd better fucking not! If they actually turn up I'll kick them all in the nuts, then I'll kick you in the nuts!" As far as I'm concerned that's just about the worst thing that could happen! I do enjoy weddings. The cake at least. So if I get kicked in the nuts, you get kicked in the nuts? Fair enough. Share the pain I always say. We have a deal sir. Sounds like a plan. You guys will be the death of me! Quite literally. Besides would you REALLY want to cross the Atlantic just to see little ol' me getting mullered by the Mrs? Wait... don't answer that!! Heh. heh. heh. heh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted April 15, 2015 Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 Hrhr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterDisaster Posted April 15, 2015 Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 I do enjoy weddings. The cake at least. Oh my cake is going to be the shit!! It's 3 tiers with 3 flavours Tier 1 = Apple, Pecan, Cinnamon and Raisin Fruit Cake (Gross but the Mrs wanted it so... yeah) Tier 2 = White Chocolate and Passion Fruit Sponge Cake (This is the fucking bomb!) Tier 3 = Double Chocolate Mud Fudge Cake with Brownie Layers (HELL YEAHHH!) All decorated in white icing with stuff like romantic writing all around it and underneath each layer is one of my favorite superheroes poking their head out from underneath the icing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted April 15, 2015 Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 Tier 1 is a waste of cake. Tiers 2-3 makes me wanna be fat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted April 15, 2015 Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 Fruit cake? Why? Almost as bad as fruit chips. Rest however... *Drools* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted April 15, 2015 Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 Also.. I was fully sold on the whole you getting kicked in the nuts bit. Now there's epic cake too? Make a reservation for me mate. Besides my nuts have led me only to stick into some of the worst pits of hell in my life, they deserve a kicking. win/win. Revenge! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted April 15, 2015 Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 Oh my cake is going to be the shit!! It's 3 tiers with 3 flavours Tier 1 = Apple, Pecan, Cinnamon and Raisin Fruit Cake (Gross but the Mrs wanted it so... yeah) Tier 2 = White Chocolate and Passion Fruit Sponge Cake (This is the fucking bomb!) Tier 3 = Double Chocolate Mud Fudge Cake with Brownie Layers (HELL YEAHHH!) All decorated in white icing with stuff like romantic writing all around it and underneath each layer is one of my favorite superheroes poking their head out from underneath the icing! Oh yeah, tell us more about that to discourage us from coming over. Always remember that you practically party beside an airport, and that my wife works for an airline and I can fly really cheap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterDisaster Posted April 15, 2015 Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 Tier 1 is a waste of cake. Tiers 2-3 makes me wanna be fat. Tell me about it! Fruit cake? Why? Almost as bad as fruit chips. Rest however... *Drools* Traditionally us Brits like to be sadistic and force fruit cake on our Guests but as I fucking hate fruit cake we went for something traditional-ish for the smallest tier but it's got an entirely modern twist on it. It's more like a fruity sponge cake so that the oldies can have their fruit cake whilst we scoff the good shit at the bottom of the cake! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted April 15, 2015 Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 Would make a good picture though. All 4 stooges holding their balls with tears in our eyes. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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