Absolution Black Posted March 23, 2015 Report Share Posted March 23, 2015 Us? Change anything? MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *note the moustache twirling* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted March 23, 2015 Report Share Posted March 23, 2015 Us? Change anything? MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *note the moustache twirling* Stealing wool from your sheep to twirl? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted March 23, 2015 Report Share Posted March 23, 2015 Hello Crushy. How's it going? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted March 23, 2015 Report Share Posted March 23, 2015 Hi Crush. Yeah, I'm back, all is back to normal. Well, not normal normal, but Stooges normal.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted March 23, 2015 Report Share Posted March 23, 2015 Speaking of coffee: Did you know there is no Starbucks in Italy? They failed miserably. Because Italians actually know good coffee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted March 23, 2015 Report Share Posted March 23, 2015 As long as we don't hear about the details of the honeymoon!! Well, zfiend might want to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted March 23, 2015 Report Share Posted March 23, 2015 We're a pretty down-to-earth couple. I'd bet that nothing happened that you couldn’t find better fanfiction about. All in all, it was pretty nice, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterDisaster Posted March 23, 2015 Report Share Posted March 23, 2015 Speaking of coffee: Did you know there is no Starbucks in Italy? They failed miserably. Because Italians actually know good coffee. I was dragged into a Costa Coffee shop by the Mrs yesterday. I immediately initiated Rant Mode and started moaning about all the douche bag coffee drinkers on their laptops / tablets. I then proceeded to ask the person at the till if I could have a "coffee". The conversation went a little like this and the look on her face was priceless!!! "Can I have a Coffee?" I asked "What kind of Coffee?" she replied "The normal kind" "I don't know what you mean?" she replied. "I work with builders, I want a normal coffee!" "You mean a Latte?" She said "No, a normal coffee you know? Hot Water, Milk, Coffee Grains...." I laughed as this so called Barista was struggling to understand what I wanted. "So you just want a normal coffee?" She asked finally looking a little confused. "No thanks, I don't drink coffee, it's disgusting. I was just proving a point" I finally replied and walked away. Yeah I was an ass but coffee drinkers in those sorts of places are utter douche bags and this was a point I wanted to prove to my wife to be. P.S. She was NOT amused! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted March 23, 2015 Report Share Posted March 23, 2015 Hey CJ! Haha. Down to earth sounds boring. I'm out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted March 23, 2015 Report Share Posted March 23, 2015 I think there's a Starbucks in Finland as well. Though I don't drink coffee so not sure on that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted March 23, 2015 Report Share Posted March 23, 2015 to be honest I rarely drink coffee.... but if I do , in order of preference (main chains) this is my list. 1. Costa 2. Caffe Nero 3. Starbucks. I hate starbucks though.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted March 23, 2015 Report Share Posted March 23, 2015 I think there's a Starbucks in Finland as well. Though I don't drink coffee so not sure on that. just one? I bet the queues are massive! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted March 23, 2015 Report Share Posted March 23, 2015 just one? I bet the queues are massive! I am aware of one but I don't really give a shit how many there are. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted March 23, 2015 Report Share Posted March 23, 2015 I am in a land of coffee philistines. Sic transit gloria mundi. Only one who seems to honor a good coffee is the poet, and I'm just basing that on the fact that he whines about the bad stuff at his workplace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted March 23, 2015 Report Share Posted March 23, 2015 Coffee is like women. Far too many bad ones out there, but when you find the perfect one..you hold onto it! No, hang on that won't work. because if you hold onto it, it will just go cold. And if a woman goes cold, she is likely dead..Not good. You are venturing into zFiend terrority there... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted March 23, 2015 Report Share Posted March 23, 2015 Oh by the way Dirial, that 'package' is on its way. And yours too, zfiend... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted March 23, 2015 Report Share Posted March 23, 2015 Yay. I'm getting a package.. Yes. That's what she said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted March 23, 2015 Report Share Posted March 23, 2015 Yay. I'm getting a package.. Yes. That's what she said. He's back, with his own level of smut... I feel dirty now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterDisaster Posted March 23, 2015 Report Share Posted March 23, 2015 Yay. I'm getting a package.. Yes. That's what she said. *sigh* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted March 23, 2015 Report Share Posted March 23, 2015 I feel dirty now. That's what she said. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted March 23, 2015 Report Share Posted March 23, 2015 Oh by the way Dirial, that 'package' is on its way. Yay! Abs is dealing out Justice! *drinks two shots for zFiend innuendo* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted March 23, 2015 Report Share Posted March 23, 2015 *in-your-endo* Giggidy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterDisaster Posted March 23, 2015 Report Share Posted March 23, 2015 Giggidy! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted March 23, 2015 Report Share Posted March 23, 2015 Looks like we are back on speed. I leave for 2 hours and I miss two pages of posts. Granted, most of it is zFiend being filthy and Gifs, but thats how this thread should be! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted March 23, 2015 Report Share Posted March 23, 2015 ZFiend was filthy? There were gifs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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